OK, let me get this straight. Bush never found any WMD and he lost the ones he had. And why should I feel safer with Bush?
too polished; the other one, I think to be honest, I don't know how he ever got
to be president."
KIMBERLY PARMER, an undecided voter in western Michigan
Graphic by the always wonderful www.buckfush.com
"They threw pies at my
friend Ann Coulter today.
They missed because she turned sideways and disappeared."
-- Bill Maher, Friday on HBO
Iraqi pipelines hit again as oil losses grow Daily Star, Lebanon
Detainees Secretly Taken Out Of Iraq washingtonpost.com
"But you've got to kill the terrorists before the killing stops. And I'm for the president to chase them all over the world. If it takes 10 years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord." –The Reverend Jerry Falwell – Republican Televangelist who should be in a straight jacket - CNN 10-24-04
Thousands cheer Clinton at
MSNBC - 10-25-04
A smiling, energetic former President Clinton campaigned for Democratic Sen. John Kerry on Monday just seven weeks after undergoing ...
San Diego now 'Enron by the Sea' USATODAY.com
Suicide rate rises among airmen USATODAY.com
Recasting Wilderness as Open for Business Los Angeles Times
O'Reilly Ready to Deal? E! Online
In Case you missed it.
“Health experts today released three tips to avoid getting the flu. Three things you should do -- wash your hands often. Do that. Avoid crowds. Oh, and get elected to Congress. You'll be guaranteed a flu shot.” -- Jay Leno
For many, Canadian flu shots worth trip Chicago Tribune
Gov seeks federal OK to buy flu vaccine from Europe Chicago Sun Times, IL
Give Bush A Brain Game
Clinton says doctors OK'd campaigning Seattle Times
Ann Coulter Pie Incident
see the video
Sinclair's Growth Matched by Criticism Los Angeles Times
Invasion of the Data Snatchers Washington Post
Google shares go crazy SiliconValley.com
“Congress also says that senior citizens will also get a Social Security increase in January. You know, assuming the flu doesn't kill them first.” -- Jay Leno
Nursery Crimes: Over In America
Over in America
in a city called D.C.,
Lived an old lady Bush and her little Bushie.
"Lie", gasped lady Bush; "We lie", smirked Bushie.
And they lied all day in the city called D.C.
Over in America, in a place where life is nice,
Lived a rich little lady named Condoleeza Rice.
"Help me" squirmed Bushie; "I'll help you" said Rice.
And she helped him all day and life was very nice.
Over in America, in the Arizona sand,
Black Dick Cheney stood with a puppet in his hand.
"Flip-flop" grumbled Dick; "Flip-flop" snarked the hand.
And they flip-flopped all day in the Arizona sand.
Over in America, when Colin was a lad,
Mai Lai was a tragedy and it was very bad.
"Cover-up" said the army; "cover up what is bad".
And he covered-up all day, he's such a good lad.
Over in America, where news is in a box,
Lived old Bill O'Reilly with a dirty sneaky fox.
"Spin" screamed old Bill; "We spin" yapped the fox.
And they spun all day in the noisy little box.
Over in America, in a place dark as coal,
Lived dirty John Ashcroft with his dirty little soul.
"Praise god" sang Ashcroft; "Praise god" squeaked the soul.
And they praised god all day in a place dark as coal.
Over in America, in the heart of the homeland,
Lived cowering Tom Ridge and his color coded plan.
"Wolf! Wolf!" cried Tom and orange to red changed the plan.
And they cowered all day in the heart of the homeland.
Over in America, in a place where days are rarely grey,
Lived Arnold Schwartzenegger, who always gets his way.
"Look at the girlie men" intoned Arnold in his Austrian way.
And flexed his pecs all day while the environment turned grey.
Over in America, where votes are easily stolen,
Lived mad Katherine Harris and Jeb, her little Golem.
"No recount" she ranted "No recount" mewled the Golem.
And they deleted voters all day while the election was stolen.
Over in America, where Georgie Bush doth reign,
Lived millions of voters who cursed his very name.
"No to W" chanted the voters as they checked Kerry's name.
And they voted all day and ended Bushie's reign.
John Grant - Japan
Memo Lets CIA Take Detainees Out of Iraq washingtonpost.com
Abu Ghraib Guards Kept a Log Of Prison Conditions, Practices Washington Post, DC
Sentenced to 8 years, Abu Ghraib Abuser Blames Superiors The NewStandard
Abu Ghraib team bids to run UK prisons Guardian, UK
Go-F*** -Yourself News
Halliburton whistle-blower's claims to be investigated Oakland Tribune, CA
"You get the feeling that if George Bush had been President during other periods in American history, he would have sided with the candle lobby against electricity, the buggy-makers against cars, and typewriter companies against computers." --Sen. John Kerry
"Election offices opened across Florida last Monday to give black voters the option of being turned away early." --Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
Rap mogul, P. Diddy and Ragin' Cajun James Carville, wanting black and white votes to be counted.
being Republican is a form of deviant behavior, when we're in power, we'll let
them marry each other"
"I asked President Clinton what he and George Bush had in common. He replied that in eight days they both will be former presidents." -- John Kerry 10-25-04
Some of the participants in an Underwater Pumpkin Carving contest show their creations on October 23, 2004, some 25 feet beneath the sea's surface in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary, about eight miles off Key Largo. The wacky event was the brainchild of Amoray Dive Resort in Key Largo. Participants were judged on design originality, steadiness of carving hand and scuba skills.(Florida Keys News Bureau)
Halloween is just six days away. In eight days the nightmare will be over.