May 28,  2004 TGIF!

Photo Credit: Dumpster by Johnny Ringo

Thousands turn out to see Kerry
Milwaukee Freeman Newspapers, WI - 5-28-04
ASHWAUBENON - Vietnam veteran Michael Mack went to listen to presidential hopeful John Kerry Thursday for just one thing. ''I want ...

About 100 gather for Republican rally near Democrat rally
Duluth News Tribune, MN

Bush Promised Us Humility; Brought Us Humiliation
Muslim American Society, VA - 5-27-04
... in asking for the immediate resignations of those immediately below George Bush and Dick ... to further increase the risk to our country with more blunders by this ...

A crucial month for Bush
Manila Times, Philippines - 5-27-04
... The growing US death toll in Iraq, the Abu Ghraib ... Iraqi insurgents have combined to undermine Bush’s standing ...

Who would have thought that the most recognizable photo from the Iraq war would be the US torturing a hooded prisoner on a box?

"President Bush said today that the Iraqis are now in a position to take power. The bad news for President Bush is so are the Democrats." Jay Leno


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there
were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
matter what the circumstances.
Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I
tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is
loaded with blanks. I had to beat the SOB to death with the

Why does Karen Hughes come to mind?

"In the televised speech (on Iraq), Bush explained his plan for the upcoming transfer of power. It's a two-part strategy. ... Part one, empty out his desk. Part two, rent a U-haul." David Letterman

Disturbing News

Nursery Crimes

Hickory, dickory, Iraq!
We're up against the clock;
June 30th comes,
the chickenhawks run.
Hickory, dickory, Iraq!

John Grant – Japan

“I have a message for the Greens and the Nader supporters---when your house is on fire, it is not the time for remodeling.”  Arianna Huffington

Republican Shenanigans

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Coming to the Internet, a 'Survivor' Parody of G.O.P.


Published: May 27, 2004

Democrats are hoping that Americans — at least Democratic-leaning Americans — have not yet had their fill of reality television.

Just in time for the summer re-run season, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is launching a "webisode" Internet parody of the Survivor series, giving visitors to the site at a chance to vote some of their favorite Republican foes off the island over the next six weeks....


Hi Lisa,

Please publish a link to the Sean Hannity webiste:

He is conducting a poll on who will win the
presidential election, and with 22000+ responses,
Kerry is winning by 75%!!!

I heard about this on Air America, and I hope your
reader will also visit and make Mr. Hannity's day by
boosting Kerry's poll number beyond 80%:)

As always, love your site!!!

Fairview Park, OH

Thanks Angela...I went and voted and Kerry is still winning!  Hahah.

Hi Lisa,

Hannity couldn't stand the fact that with over 27000
votes, Kerry won the popular vote on his website by
more than 50%, so he pulled the poll and put up a
nasty attack poll on Al Gore instead.

You may want to pull the link from your page, since
hannity won't let anyone disagree with him on his
website. Sick, isn't it?


When the going gets tough, Hannity picks up his ball and goes home.

Thanks Angela.

"Al Gore called for the resignation of the entire Bush cabinet, including Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice and CIA director George Tenet, said they should all step down. President Bush, he was furious, boy, he said to Al Gore today, he said 'Hey, who elected YOU president."'  Jay Leno

Biz/Tech News

Good News

"Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous. Then he called for prayers in the schools and an end to gun control."  Jay Leno

John Kerry News

"Homeland Security has warned of possible summer attacks by Al Qaeda. And it must be pretty serious because President Bush has already ignored three memos about this." —David Letterman

Odd News


Hey Lisa,
Just a thought. I don't know about you, but I think Bush would make a great poster child for the use of prophylactic's.

Hahahaa...and I can see the disclaimer---We are not responsible for failure!
Thank you for writing.


The youngest planet ever detected -- a baby less than one million years old -- may be orbiting a young star in the constellation Taurus, scientists using NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope reported on May 27, 2004. In this artist's conception, the possible newfound planet spins through a clearing in a nearby star's dusty, planet-forming disc. The possible infant planet was spotted circling a star known as CoKu Tau 4, some 420 light-years away, according to astronomer Dan Watson of the University of Rochester, New York. (NASA/Handout)


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