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Monday edition - May 16, 2011


Gingrich businesses owed unpaid state taxes‎
ATLANTA (AP) — Companies run by Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich have faced overdue tax bills in four states worth more than $6000

Huckabee departure opens up White House race

The field of Republicans seeking the White House firmed up considerably Sunday, after Christian right darling Mike Huckabee announced he will not run and a host of conservative hopefuls jockeyed to fill the void...

U.S. to hit debt limit and will dip into pension funds

The United States is expected to reach the legal limit on its debt later on Monday and will start dipping into federal retirement funds to give the country more room to borrow, a Treasury official said.


 

All of Newt's floppy appendages are of suspect reptilian descent. Just ask his ex-wives.

 


 

 


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The Bent Rapier

The arrest in New York of one of France’s leading global figures and a possible next president, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, on charges of attempted rape produced an earthquake of shock, outrage, disbelief and embarrassment throughout France on Sunday.

 


 


 

President Obama was just ranked 108th in a new list from Golf Digest of the top 150 golfers in the political world. But I hear he’s improving. Last week in Pakistan, he shot two holes in one. -Jimmy Fallon

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

Ron Paul is going to announce that he is running for president. He wants to legalize prostitution and heroin. His campaign slogan is, “Let’s just see what would happen.” - Conan
 


 

 


Under The Microscope

Jenny Sanford’s narrative as a political wife may be extreme—she left her husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, after an affair—but her day-to-day experiences were common. She tells Lois Romano what presidential candidates’ wives can expect on the 2012 campaign trail: “It’s relentless.”

 


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Lights Out

 

A belief that heaven or an afterlife awaits us is a "fairy story" for people afraid of death, Stephen Hawking has said.

In a dismissal that underlines his firm rejection of religious comforts, Britain's most eminent scientist said there was nothing beyond the moment when the brain flickers for the final time.
 



 

"Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? The only one that hasn't had three wives is Mitt Romney — and he's the Mormon!" –Jay Leno
 


Business News


Put On Your Seatbelts, It's Going To Be A Bumpy Ride

 

 Economists are dialing back their expectations for U.S. economic growth this year.

A survey from the National Association for Business Economics predicts GDP will grow 2.8 percent this year — down from the group's February prediction that it would grow 3.3 percent. Their outlook for consumer spending and the housing market also weakened, in part because they expect oil prices to remain above $100 a barrel through 2012.
 


 


 

An Illinois state senator wants to take away the state tax deduction from parents with an obese child. I’ve heard of getting behind on your taxes, but never getting taxed on your behind. - Jay Leno

 


 


 

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In this picture taken Friday May 7, 2011, a man wearing his extra long pointy boots stands next to women at a nightclub in Matehuala, Mexico. The flashy pointy boot-craze has swept through the Mexican town of Matehuala, spread to nearby cities and is being taken by migrants across the border into the United States. Dancing with this guy must be quite a challenge, don't you think? Photo/Dario Lopez-Mills

 

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