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Friday edition - May 20, 2011


 

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GOP Govs' Popularity Plummets

Less than a year after a cadre of Republican firebrands swept into statehouses from Ohio to Florida to Wisconsin, voters are turning on them. John Avlon on what this means for 2012....
 

Obama's Middle East speech missed 'historic opportunity,' say many Arabs

President Obama pledged American support for pro-democracy uprisings in the Middle East Thursday, trying to put the US on the right side of history as he laid out his vision for US involvement in the region after the Arab Spring.

Dubya's Quiet $15 Million Payday

George W. Bush said after bin Laden’s killing that he wanted to stay out of the public eye. But Peter H. Stone of the Center for Public Integrity's iWatch News says 43's becoming a high-profile figure on the buck-raking circuit.


 

Al-Qaida has a new leader. Experts are calling him a temporary leader — and so is SEAL Team 6. - David Letterman

 


Thanks to Tj for the graphic


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Donald Trump is not running for president. The whole thing was a publicity stunt? Really? - David Letterman

 



 

 Uneasy Rider

 

 

Peter Fonda launched a four-letter attack on US President Barack Obama at the Cannes film festival on Wednesday, calling him a traitor over the handling of the aftermath of the Gulf oil spill.
 


Republican Shenanigans


 

"Ron Paul announced that he will run for president, and he supports the legalization of prostitution and heroin. If he does win, it will be one heck of a victory party." -Conan O'Brien
 


 

Fashion Disaster Dictator Update

 

 

NATO said on Friday that its warplanes had hit eight vessels of Moamer Kadhafi's navy, after US President Barack Obama predicted the veteran Libyan strongman would "inevitably" leave or be forced from power.
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"They found a massive stash of porn in Osama bin Laden's compound. Right now CIA agents are screening the pornography carefully, frame by frame, looking for clues." -David Letterman
 


 

 

 


What Will You Be Doing On Saturday When The World Will End?

 

A five-month hell on Earth for nonbelievers before the universe self-annihilates (or something) starts this Saturday, May 21, according to a fringe Christian radio broadcaster in California

 


 

 

 


Business News


Tex-Ass Ideas

 

Texas may still have problems like a multi-billion dollar budget deficit and public schools facing major spending cuts, but its legislature has moved to make the Lone Star State safe for "noodling."

Noodling, the time-honored Southern practice of catching catfish by hand, has been illegal in Texas, and noodlers were subject to a fine of up to $500.

 


 


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Odd News


 

 

Ivan Stoiljkovic poses for pictures with cutlery stuck to his chest in front of his home near Koprivnica, some 100 kilometers (62 miles) north of the capital Zagreb, May 12, 2011. Ivan, 6, has an extraordinary talent: the ability to attract metallic objects -- from spoons to heavy frying pans -- to his body. He is said to be able to carry up to 25 kg of metal stuck to his torso. Ivan's family also claims that his hands can emit heat and his mysterious ability has also given him healing powers. Medical checkups so far have reaped inconclusive results. Photo/Nikola Solic

 

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