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Thursday edition - June 21, 2011

 

 

Obama’s motorcade fined for London congestion fees

London Mayor Boris Johnson is raising a stink over minor congestion charges he says President Obama's motorcade incurred while visiting his city, the London Evening Standard reports. Johnson has fined the United States 120 pounds (nearly $200 U.S. dollars) in congestion levies--10 pounds per vehicle--for the presidential motorcade used during Obama's state visit in May.London officials told AFP that the American Embassy owes 5.3 million pounds ($8.7 million dollars) in unpaid congestion fines--known as C-charges--which were first established in 2003. Since the roads weren't closed during the president's visit, he is subject to the fines, Johnson says.
In speaking with the Standard, the Embassy defended its refusal to pay, citing the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations, which prohibits "this sort of tax on diplomatic missions."

Obama holds new crisis debt talks

US President Barack Obama met separately Wednesday with his top Democratic allies and Republican foes to hammer out a compromise that would avert a disastrous early August debt default

Only 25 percent of American students passed their geography test

The National Assessment of Education Progress announced that only about a quarter of American schoolchildren scored "proficient" or above on a 2010 geography test. You can take the sample 4th grade, 8th grade, and 12th grade tests here, to see if you would pass. Some of the questions: 4th grade: Which of the following is most


 

What, the Brits didn't prepare for the arrival president of the United States, so they gave him a ticket? I thought the British liked us.

 


 

"Is it any surprise that the British law enforcement can't stop the high-tech phone hackers? They can't even stop a guy walking into Parliament with a pie." –Craig Ferguson
 



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Pentagon Wasteful Spending. Surprise!

 

In the era of massive belt-tightening budget cuts, the story of two never-completed, unused Navy ships now being sent to the scrap heap after costing U.S. taxpayers $300 million is a case study in Pentagon waste.

 


 

Texas Gov. Rick Perry says God is calling on him to run for president, and Michele Bachmann says God is calling on her to run for president. If God is so indecisive, he’s probably for Mitt Romney. - Jay Leno

 


 


 


Republican Shenanigans


Republican Plans

 

 

US Republicans moved Wednesday to cut aid to several of Israel's neighbors and to tighten control of assistance to Pakistan, vowing to get tough on Islamic militants and tame US spending.

The Republican-led House Foreign Affairs Committee pushed a range of issues in a spending bill for the fiscal year starting in October, including cutting US contributions to the United Nations and restricting funding for abortion.
 

 


 

"The Murdochs testified before parliament and did something that not many powerful people would have the courage to do: They blamed others." –Craig Ferguson
 


 

 

 


 

I think it’s cowardly to attack an 80-year-old man with a pie. If the attacker had any courage, he’d go after Murdoch like I do: in the middle of the night from 5,000 miles away. –Craig Ferguson

 


The Kenyan Versus the Morman

 

A poll released on Wednesday carried warning signs for President Barack Obama's re-election chances in 2012.

The Public Policy Polling survey found that for the first time since July, Obama does not lead Republican front-runner Mitt Romney in the group's monthly national poll on the 2012 election race. Romney has pulled into a tie with Obama at 45 percent.
 


 

 


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Franken Flaunts Fact Less Focus On The Family

 

 

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) took on a representative of the conservative group Focus on the Family for mischaracterizing a study on "nuclear families" at a hearing on a bill which would repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).

 


 

"China's mad at President Obama for meeting with the Dalai Lama, but come on. Obama doesn't owe them anything — except like $14 trillion." –Jimmy Fallon
 


Business News


 

"Borders bookstores announced that it will liquidate its stock and close all of its stores nationwide. I don't think this is what the Republicans meant by 'closing our borders.'" –Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

 


Tea Party Won't Pay For Their Tea party

 

Some Tennessee tea partiers are in hot water with a Las Vegas gambling resort that's accusing them of skipping out on a big hotel bill.

On Monday Venetian Casino Resort, LLC., filed suit against Tea Party Nation Corporation of Franklin, Tenn., alleging the group owes $642,144 for canceling a conservative conclave last year.
 

 


 

Email

Subject: Truthers

 

Lisa,

Thought you may like reading this man's definition of a Truther/Birther, etc...........

Ed

"Truther theories may be nonsense, but the disturbing habits of mind underlying them - a nihilistic distrust of government, total alienation from conventional politics, a need to reduce the world's complexity to good vs. evil fables, the molding of secular politics with apocalyptic End-is-Nigh religiosity, and a rejection of the basic tools of logic and rational discourse - have become threats all across our intellectual landscape."- Definition of a Truther, by Jonathan Kay, author of "Among The Truthers: A Journey Through America's Growing Conspiracist Underground" -Published by Harpers, 2011

 

Thanks for writing, Ed.

I wonder what would happen if you gave a "Truther" truth serum?

My guess would be projectile vomiting.

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Philadelphia has a new plan to ticket pedestrians who text without looking up while they walk. As opposed to the previous punishment: lamp posts.- Jimmy Fallon

 


 

 

 


 

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

 


 

Fundraiser Finale!

 

 

Comments from yesterday's supporters

 

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Happy Wednesday !!..Jerry

 

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Here's a big idea: Writing your name in the sand so large that it can be seen from space.

In case you don't know who this sandbar belongs to, these Google Earth images will indeed remind you that it belongs to Sheikh Hamad bin Hamdan Al Nahyan. He paid God-knows-what to dig canals spelling out his name near the Arabian Gulf. At two miles long, the letters HAMAD is visible from space, thereby assuring that when aliens finally arrive they will know which one of us is the supreme ruler they should kidnap first.

Photo/Google

 

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