TGIF/Weekend edition - October 24-26, 2008

 

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Palin says she considers herself intellectual
The Associated Press - Oct 22, 2008
NEW YORK (AP) — Does vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin consider herself intellectual? You betcha! "And you have to be up on not only current events...

 

Palin's Switcheroo on Feminism
ABC News - 10-24-08
 Does Sarah Palin consider herself a feminist? It depends who is asking the question. In an interview on NBC Nightly News that aired Thursday, Brian Williams asked Palin: "Governor, are you a feminist?

White House: Next week's GDP rate will not be rosy
The Associated Press - 10-24-08
"We expect our GDP (gross domestic product) number next week not to be a good one and the next quarter to be tough as well," White House press secretary


 

Sarah Palin said if she had a sixth child she would have named him Zamboni -- after the ice rink smoothing machine. Nothing I could say could top that.

 


 

We’ve gone from Socialist, to Anti-American, to Communist, with a detour for shopping addiction, to Satanist in ONE WEEK?!? Let. Me. Off. This. Ride. - Wonkette poster

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


 

The Pentagon is buying a portrait of Donald Rumsfeld for $46,000. But it will probably cost 10 times that, serve no real purpose, and never be finished. Remind you of anything? - Craig Ferguson

 


Pakistan Wants US To Stop

 

ISLAMABAD: Coming out in strong voice against increasing number of missile strikes by US drones in its restive tribal region bordering Afghanistan...Pakistani lawmakers on Friday said such attacks were "unacceptable"...According to official figures placed before the Senate, 67 cross-border strikes have been carried out over the past two years and 32 of them occurred during the past seven months.
 


 

Does Sarah Palin Even Know What Intellectual Means?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Gov. Palin’s astonishing claim?
She’s a smart, “intellectual” dame.
That gal may be bright
And quite tough in a fight,
But her intellect’s woefully lame.
 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

"In this election, Obama is so far ahead now it seems the only way he can lose is if his supporters screw it up. But Obama's supporters have a secret weakness. They're Democrats. They are perfectly capable of screwing this up. I'm not sure if Democrats remember how to win an election. They haven't won an election since 2000." --Craig Ferguson

 


Wipe Those Smiles Off Your Faces!

 

Mr. and Mrs. Alan Greenspan

 

Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan on Thursday admitted he was "partially" wrong for not trying to oversight credit default swaps, complex trading instruments meant to act as insurance against default for bond buyers.

Greenspan, who has led the U.S. central bank for more than 18 years, told the Congress that the current financial crisis is a "once-in-a-century credit tsunami," and warned U.S. unemployment would rise further.
 


 

Email

Subject: a funny link

 

Dear Lisa,
Here's a funny link you might enjoy,
http://solongcowboy.com/
  .
Sometimes saying goodbye is fairly easy.
Keep em honest.........
Rike

 

Thanks Rike. I love the link.

 

Keep em honest? I'll keep trying darlin'.

 

 

Thank God for our comedians, they not only deliver the news but they make it palatable to swallow.

Imagine President Sarah Palin! <------ BOO! Happy Halloween a little early!

 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"Palin told a bunch of third graders that the vice president 'runs the Senate,' which the vice president does not do. Not knowing what the job is? Even President Bush will tell you, the vice president doesn't run the Senate. The vice president runs the White House." --Jimmy Kimmel
 


 


A Republican Endorses Obama

 

Former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld, a Republican, endorsed Democrat Barack Obama for president on Friday, citing the senator's steady leadership, good judgment and ability to unify Democrats, Republicans and independents.

 

And Another

 

Scott McClellan, President Bush's former press secretary who angered old colleagues with a tell-all book earlier this year, said Thursday he is backing Barack Obama for president.

 


 


 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Florida Steals More Than Your Vote

 

A Boca Raton defense contractor and prominent GOP fundraiser inflated the profits on contracts to provide fuel to the U.S. military in Iraq, costing taxpayers as much as $180 million, congressional investigators concluded in a letter released Thursday.

The Democratic leader of a congressional oversight committee said International Oil Trading Co. -- co-owned by Harry Sargeant, a longtime friend of Gov. Charlie Crist and the finance chairman of the Florida Republican Party -- has a virtual monopoly on military fuel contracts, allowing the company to earn twice as much in profits as past suppliers.

 


 

"John McCain mentions Joe the Plumber so much, I am afraid he is addicted to crack [on screen: photo of a plumber's backside]." And now, the McCain-Palin campaign is spread spreading the love to all the middle class [on screen: McCain and Palin mentioning 'Ed the dairy man,' 'Rose the teacher,' 'Phil the bricklayer,' 'Molly the dental hygienist,' and 'Chuck the teacher']. I believe they went on to single out Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, and Thomas the Tank Engine. A key demographic. The only person McCain's not talking about is George the President" --Stephen Colbert

 


 

 


 

Ron Howard's Call To Action

Ron Howard wants to talk about the election. So does Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler.

 

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"In other words, Sarah is not the only Palin who got an upgrade. Almost $5,000 was spent on clothing for her husband, Todd, and more on the Palin children. Now, that's just one scandal. Palin has also charged the Alaska state government for over $21,000 of airfare for her daughters and $700 hotel rooms and went back and amended the expense reports to justify the payments, not to mention $17,000 in per diems she was paid to live in her own home. My God! They're a family of grifters!" --Jon Stewart

 


 

 


 

Email

Subject: Palin/children at work

 

I’d like to respond to the email you printed regarding Sarah Palin being attacked for taking her children on official trips. As a working, single mom, I think it would be wonderful if my company would pay for my children to travel with me on business, but alas, it does not exist in the professional world. While it is admirable that Governor Palin wants to have her children with her, I wonder if she would afford that same luxury to female subordinates.

We are talking about a woman who had no qualms about charging rape victims for their rape kits, yet seems to have no compunction with allowing the taxpayers in Alaska pay for her children’s stay in luxury hotels. This double standard may be part of the reason this woman is taking such heat.

Lori

 

Hi Lori,


Sarah, is special, don'tcha know!

 

Is it just me or are children distracting in the workplace?

 

I'll miss Sarah, she makes for great comedy!
 


 

 


 

Vlad and friend Boris presents 'Song for Sarah' for Mrs.. Palin
 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 


 

"I know how they're doing it. The hot one [on screen: photo of Palin] finds an elderly victim [on screen: photo of McCain]. Then she seduces him with her unfancy-talk and once he pulls out the checkbook, boom! Here come the relatives. The old fart never had a chance!" --Jon Stewart

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Hey, I want to say congratulations to the nation of India today. They’ve joined a very select group that has successfully launched a space mission. Chandayaan-1 blasted off early this morning, and this is exciting for us because the next time we call customer service at Microsoft, we might be calling the moon. - Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

Acrobats perform during a preview for the upcoming 8th Wuhan International Acrobatics Festival in Wuhan, Hubei province, October 20, 2008. Acrobatics, dating back more than 2,000 years, is one of China's oldest art forms. The festival will run from October 25 to 31. Photo/China Daily
 

Peace.