Ron Howard's Call To Action
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TGIF/Weekend edition - October 24-26, 2008

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Palin says she considers herself intellectual
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Palin's Switcheroo on Feminism |
White House: Next week's GDP rate will not be rosy |
Sarah Palin said if she had a sixth child she would have named him Zamboni -- after the ice rink smoothing machine. Nothing I could say could top that.
We’ve gone from Socialist, to Anti-American, to Communist, with a detour for shopping addiction, to Satanist in ONE WEEK?!? Let. Me. Off. This. Ride. - Wonkette poster

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Iraq doesn't need Iran's help, Rice says San Diego Union Tribune
Croatian publisher killed by car bomb
Georgia Says Russia Massing Troops in South Ossetia Voice of America
NATO Fleet Sails Toward Somalia to Guard Against Piracy New York Times
In wartime, funeral banners flourish in Iraq Reuters UK, UK
For Veterans, Finding Out The Facts About PTSD Is Half The
Battle
The Pentagon is buying a portrait of Donald Rumsfeld for $46,000. But it will probably cost 10 times that, serve no real purpose, and never be finished. Remind you of anything? - Craig Ferguson
Pakistan Wants US To Stop
ISLAMABAD:
Coming out in strong voice against increasing number of missile strikes by US
drones in its restive tribal region bordering Afghanistan...Pakistani lawmakers
on Friday said such attacks were "unacceptable"...According to official figures
placed before the Senate,
67 cross-border strikes have been carried out over the past two years and 32 of
them occurred during the past seven months.
Does Sarah Palin Even Know What Intellectual Means?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Gov. Palin’s astonishing claim?
She’s a smart, “intellectual” dame.
That gal may be bright
And quite tough in a fight,
But her intellect’s woefully lame.

Disturbing News
"In this election, Obama is so far ahead now it seems the only way he can lose is if his supporters screw it up. But Obama's supporters have a secret weakness. They're Democrats. They are perfectly capable of screwing this up. I'm not sure if Democrats remember how to win an election. They haven't won an election since 2000." --Craig Ferguson
Wipe Those Smiles Off Your Faces!

Mr. and Mrs. Alan Greenspan
Former Federal
Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan on Thursday
admitted he was "partially" wrong for not trying to oversight
credit default swaps, complex
trading instruments meant to act as insurance against default for bond buyers.
Greenspan, who has led the U.S. central bank for more than 18 years, told the
Congress that the current financial crisis is a "once-in-a-century credit
tsunami," and warned U.S. unemployment would rise further.
Subject: a funny link
Dear Lisa,
Here's a funny link you might enjoy,
http://solongcowboy.com/
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Sometimes saying goodbye is fairly easy.
Keep em honest.........
Rike
Thanks Rike. I love the link.
Keep em honest? I'll keep trying darlin'.

Thank God
for our comedians, they not only deliver the news but they make it palatable to
swallow.
Imagine President Sarah Palin! <------ BOO! Happy Halloween a little
early!
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Palin denies accepting $150K in designer clothes The Associated Press
Football Hall of Famer Elway to Campaign With McCain
Bachmann's `Anti-American' Jab at Obama Roils Republican Races Bloomberg
Woman says attack on her linked to McCain bumper sticker CNN
"Palin
told a bunch of third graders that the vice president 'runs the Senate,' which
the vice president does not do. Not knowing what the job is? Even President Bush
will tell you, the vice president doesn't run the Senate. The vice president
runs the White House." --Jimmy Kimmel

A Republican Endorses Obama
Former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld, a Republican, endorsed Democrat Barack Obama for president on Friday, citing the senator's steady leadership, good judgment and ability to unify Democrats, Republicans and independents.
And Another
Scott McClellan, President Bush's former press secretary who angered old colleagues with a tell-all book earlier this year, said Thursday he is backing Barack Obama for president.

Rock-The-Voter News
New York Times endorses Obama for president Washington Post
Poll: Obama widening lead in Florida The Miami Herald, FL
Poll indicates half of voters want marijuana decriminalized Boston Globe
Florida Steals More Than Your Vote
A Boca Raton
defense contractor and prominent GOP fundraiser
inflated the profits on contracts to provide fuel to the U.S. military in Iraq,
costing taxpayers as much as $180 million,
congressional investigators concluded in a letter released Thursday.
The Democratic leader of a congressional oversight committee said International
Oil Trading Co. -- co-owned by Harry Sargeant, a longtime friend of Gov. Charlie
Crist and the finance chairman of the Florida Republican Party -- has a virtual
monopoly on military fuel contracts, allowing the company to earn twice as much
in profits as past suppliers.
"John McCain mentions Joe the Plumber so much, I am afraid he is addicted to crack [on screen: photo of a plumber's backside]." And now, the McCain-Palin campaign is spread spreading the love to all the middle class [on screen: McCain and Palin mentioning 'Ed the dairy man,' 'Rose the teacher,' 'Phil the bricklayer,' 'Molly the dental hygienist,' and 'Chuck the teacher']. I believe they went on to single out Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, and Thomas the Tank Engine. A key demographic. The only person McCain's not talking about is George the President" --Stephen Colbert

Ron Howard wants to talk about the election. So does Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler.
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Biz-Tech News
Oil prices plummet to $61 dollars, despite OPEC output
cut
Greenspan Concedes Error on Regulation New York Times
AIG Has Used Much of Its $123 Billion Bailout Loan Washington Post
Indexes fall hard on bloody Friday MarketWatch
FDIC May Guarantee Some Home Loans Washington Post
Home Resales Rise on Falling Prices
China gives green light for farmers to subcontract farmland China Daily
Iceland, Costa Rica, S. Africa are bargains as currencies fall USA Today
"In other words, Sarah is not the only Palin who got an upgrade. Almost $5,000 was spent on clothing for her husband, Todd, and more on the Palin children. Now, that's just one scandal. Palin has also charged the Alaska state government for over $21,000 of airfare for her daughters and $700 hotel rooms and went back and amended the expense reports to justify the payments, not to mention $17,000 in per diems she was paid to live in her own home. My God! They're a family of grifters!" --Jon Stewart

Subject: Palin/children at work
I’d like to
respond to the email you printed regarding Sarah Palin being attacked for taking
her children on official trips. As a working, single mom, I think it would be
wonderful if my company would pay for my children to travel with me on business,
but alas, it does not exist in the professional world. While it is admirable
that Governor Palin wants to have her children with her, I wonder if she would
afford that same luxury to female subordinates.
We are talking about a woman who had no qualms about charging rape victims for
their rape kits, yet seems to have no compunction with allowing the taxpayers in
Alaska pay for her children’s stay in luxury hotels. This double standard may be
part of the reason this woman is taking such heat.
Lori
Hi Lori,
Sarah, is special, don'tcha know!
Is it just me or are children distracting in the workplace?
I'll miss Sarah, she makes for great
comedy!

Vlad and friend Boris
presents 'Song for Sarah' for Mrs.. Palin
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Lawyers debate 'enemy combatant'

"I know how they're doing it. The hot one [on screen: photo of Palin] finds an elderly victim [on screen: photo of McCain]. Then she seduces him with her unfancy-talk and once he pulls out the checkbook, boom! Here come the relatives. The old fart never had a chance!" --Jon Stewart
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Hey, I want to say congratulations to the nation of India today. They’ve joined a very select group that has successfully launched a space mission. Chandayaan-1 blasted off early this morning, and this is exciting for us because the next time we call customer service at Microsoft, we might be calling the moon. - Jimmy Kimmel

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Odd News
Will Ferrell's Bush meets Fey's Palin on 'SNL' The Associated Press
A hot cuppa helps melt hearts, researchers find Reuters India

Acrobats
perform during a preview for the upcoming 8th Wuhan International Acrobatics
Festival in Wuhan, Hubei province, October 20, 2008. Acrobatics, dating back
more than 2,000 years, is one of China's oldest art forms. The festival will run
from October 25 to 31. Photo/China Daily
Peace.