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Monday
edition - July 7, 2008

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Veterans could be the swing vote
Seattle Times - 7-7-08
But this time,
Republican vets are angry, and, if my research is correct, things are about
to change. This research suggests veterans are becoming increasingly
alienated from the American political system, especially the Republican
Party, |
Al Qaeda not in Iraq but in Pakistan, says lawmaker
Economic Times, India - 7-6-08
WASHINGTON: An
influential Democratic lawmaker who backs Senator Barack Obama for the
Presidency has said the al Qaeda is not... |
27% of Americans will use Stimulus Payment to buy siphoning
equipment - Grant Gerver,
www.seriouskidding.com

www.buckfush.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
BushThink: What You Don't
Know Won't Hurt You
Only about a dozen reporters
are currently embedded with U.S. forces in Iraq -- a shockingly low number. The
latest is Scott Hadly of the Ventura County (Ca.) Star, who arrived in-country
on Thursday, along with a freelance photographer.
Awaiting his first mission, he sent back from Baghdad a blog posting to his
paper about another freelance photog, Zoriah Miller, who has been kicked out of
his own embed after he published on his blog a photo of a dead U.S. Marine. The
military says this violated embed rules. Miller says he took every step possible
to guarantee that the Marine could not be identified in any way,
and that left him within the rules.
Condoleezza Rice told Judy Woodruff
Friday that she is proud of the decision to invade Iraq. The interview aired all
weekend. July Fourth is a day when Democrats drink beer, Republicans drink
Scotch, and the Bush administration drinks the Kool-Aid. - Argus Hamilton

Disturbing News
Joe Wilson Was Right Five Years
Ago and Is Still Right Today
So much has been said and
written about the outing of former CIA operative Valerie Plame -- and the cast
of characters that swirled around it, from Judith Miller to Karl Rove -- that
today, on the fifth anniversary of how it all began, it seems proper to quote
the first lines of the fateful Joseph C. Wilson IV op-ed in the July 6, 2003
edition of The New York Times:
"Did the Bush administration manipulate intelligence about Saddam Hussein's
weapons programs to justify an invasion of Iraq? Based on my experience with the
administration in the months leading up to the war, I have little choice but to
conclude that
some of the intelligence related to Iraq's nuclear weapons program was twisted
to exaggerate the Iraqi threat."
As a result of the Supreme Court
ruling about detainees’ legal rights, the White House is trying to scare the
public with statements like this one from press secretary Dana Perino: “I’m sure
that none of us want Khalid Sheikh Mohammed walking around our neighborhoods.”
Wait a minute. Now that the Supreme Court has also ruled we can all own
handguns, walking around our neighborhoods is EXACTLY where we want him. -
Laugh Lines

Republican-Shenanigans News
Glenn Beck on how the US should treat Gitmo detainees: We’re going to shoot them
all in the head
Yo From The YoYo
U.S. President George
W. Bush on Monday kept up his tradition of informal relations with fellow world
leaders by summoning Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper
with a brusque "Yo Harper!"

Rock-The-Voter News
GOP: Locked and Loaded
Barack Obama has proved to be a difficult target to hit
— just ask Hillary Rodham Clinton. Opposition researchers, though,
hope that they’ve found a weapon to wound Obama in his own voice as recorded
for the Grammy Award-winning audio version of his 1995 memoir, “Dreams from My
Father.”
A Sacramento couple has been
threatened with a $746 fine after they let their lawn die in an attempt to save
water during Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s statewide drought emergency.
Luckily, they’ll be able to easily pay the fine by selling the gas still in the
lawn mower they don’t use anymore. -
Laugh Lines

Biz-Tech News
Federal Reserve officials have been
delighted to announce that, owing to the low dollar, China is pouring millions
of dollars into the United States. They are somewhat less thrilled about the
name the Chinese are giving it: foreign aid. -
Laugh Lines
This should be my license plate!

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F**k-Yourself News
Larry Harmon, the longest-running Bozo
the Clown, is dead at 83. Over 300 fellow clowns attended his memorial service.
They all got out of the same car.-
Laugh Lines

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All Hat No Cattle CD review:
“Songs of the Bushmen” by Harry Shearer

Comedic actor, writer, director and musician Harry Shearer’s new CD
lampooning the Bush administration is well worth checking out. And don’t
just take our word for it.
The right wing already is recoiling with self-righteous horror at Shearer’s
musical dissection of Dubya and his crew. Billboard ads for Shearer’s
just-released “Songs of the Bushmen” have been refused by Clear Channel –
the arch-conservative radio station and outdoor advertising conglomerate –
because the CD cover features President Decider with a bone through his
nose. How’s that for an endorsement?
To gauge political or cultural hot buttons here at All Hat No Cattle, we
occasionally utilize the CAST Barometer (Conservatives Are Soiling
Themselves): If the far right finds something particularly objectionable,
it’s often because there is an intrinsic truth or some highly redeeming
social value to the statement or issue. Using the CAST Barometer, “Songs of
the Bushmen” registers 8.2 on a 10-point scale because it really pisses off
neo-cons with some inconvenient truths.
Here are a few lyrical tidbits from Shearer’s tribute to Bush and his
legacy.
A think tank did the counting
The numbers still could rise
Total what we were told before the war: 935 lies …
Couple hundred thousand Iraqis
Said their early goodbyes
It’s the gift that keeps on giving, thanks to 935 lies
-- selections from “935 Lies”, a bluesy piece (and our personal favorite)
about the Bush Administration’s illegal war
He was the soul of loyalty
Wouldn’t even look at a drink
Now it’s the reward of royalty
Scooter’s skatin’ past the clink …
No cooler for the Scooter
In a way that was the point,
He’s still free to bend over
Scooter’s rescued from the joint
-- selections from “No Cooler for the Scooter”, a soft jazz rendition on the
prison pardon granted to vice presidential hatchet man Scooter Libby after
his felony conviction
Karen do they love us again?
Do they see Uncle Sam as their friend?
Does their heart swell with pride
Knowing God’s on our side?
Is the whole hatred thing on the mend?
-- from “Karen”, a lilting country ballad dedicated to former White House
Communications Director Karen Hughes
“Songs of the Bushmen” contains seven other songs, each dedicated to a
different player in the administration:
"Gym Buds" (Condoleeza Rice)
"Stuff Happens" (Donald Rumsfeld)
"Wolf on the Run" (Paul Wolfowitz)
"Turd Blossom Special" (former Karl Rove)
"Carrot Soup" (John Bolton)
"Who Is Yoo" (John Yoo)
"Smooth Moves" (Colin Powell)
“Songs of the Bushmen” was released July 1 by Courgette Records on
digital platforms including iTunes and
Amazon. The CD is a follow-up to Shearer’s release last year of “Songs
Pointed and Pointless”, which was nominated for a Grammy for best comedy
album. Although his latest musical effort seems headed for similar success,
Shearer admits to a twinge of regret over the imminent departure of the Bush
Administration because it will be “sorely missed by comedy writers
everywhere.”
"Songs of the Bushmen." See it
here.
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About Harry Shearer

Harry Shearer is best known to millions worldwide over the past two decades
because of his voice work on The Simpsons television show, in which he plays
the characters Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy and Scratchy.
The Los Angeles native entered the entertainment industry in his teens with
guest appearances on TV shows including The Jack Benny Program, General
Electric Theatre and Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
In 1968, Shearer joined a news satire team at KRLA-AM called The Credibility
Gap, which developed a strong fan following with comedy such as alternative
live commentaries on the annual Rose Parade in Pasadena. The Gap crew formed
a band to play local clubs and eventually recorded a number of comedy
albums.
In the early 1980s, Shearer and friends Michael McKean and Christopher
Guest, along with director Rob Reiner, began to incubate an idea for a fake
documentary about an aging heavy metal band. The resulting movie, This Is
Spinal Tap, became the granddaddy of the “mockumentary” genre.
Shearer's other film credits include Real Life, The Right Stuff, Portrait of
a White Marriage, The Fisher King, Godzilla, The Truman Show, Small
Soldiers, A Mighty Wind, and For Your Consideration.
On TV, he has been a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live during two
different time spans.
Theatrically, Shearer has collaborated with writer Tom Leopold and composer
Peter Matz to create the book and lyrics for an original musical about J.
Edgar Hoover titled J. Edgar!: The Musical. The play premiered at The Aspen
Comedy Festival and currently is being developed for Broadway.
On radio, Shearer's one-hour satirical sandbox Le Show is heard weekly on
stations worldwide.
In 2006, Shearer released his first novel, Not Enough Indians (Justin,
Charles & Company). The book takes a darkly comic look at the proliferation
of Native American gaming and what happens to a fictional town when it
transforms into the sovereign nation of a long lost tribe. The critically
acclaimed novel is also available in paperback and on tape.
In 2007, Shearer plunged into the on-line video universe when the Harry
Shearer Channel became a cornerstone of My Damn Channel ( (www.MyDamnChannel.com),
an entertainment studio and new media platform specifically created to
empower artists to co-produce and distribute episodic video content. Each
week a new political or pop culture satire written by and featuring Shearer
is unveiled.
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Odd News

Kent Couch
lifts off from his gas station in Bend, Ore., in his lawn chair rigged with more
than 150 giant party balloons, Saturday, July 5, 2008. Couch, 48, is making his
third cluster balloon flight and hopes to go more than 200 miles to Idaho before
running out of daylight or helium.
Photo/Jeff Barnard
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