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I wonder how Dick Cheney's heart beat ended up in Bush's polygraph? I can't even look at a "bush" in my backyard without puking.—Grant Gerver
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The 25 Dumbest Media Quotes of 2005 From Daniel Kurtzman 10) "Last night, we showed you the full force of a superpower government going to the rescue." --MSNBC's Chris Matthews, on Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, with a completely straight face, Sept. 1, 2005 5) "I just wished Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them." --FOX News' Bill O'Reilly About.com Political Comedy Awards All Hat No Cattle swept all 3 categories with the people's pick award! Thank you all for taking the time to vote! You like me, you really like me! Come Blog With All Hat No Cattle and keep up on my website progress Disturbing News
Women got CRAZY this year. Consider some of the more disturbing stories from 2005, and look at the names connected with them: Martha Stewart. Judith Miller. Valerie Plame. Jennifer ``Runaway Bride'' Wilbanks. Paris Hilton. Greta ``All Natalee Holloway, All the Time'' Van Susteren. Harriet Miers. Katrina. Rita. Wilma. Michael Jackson. – Dave Barry, humor columnist ________Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away__________ Easy listening in uneasy times
Visit http://dantyler.net/ Out Of The Mouths Of Babes The Washington couple at the heart of the CIA leak investigation had their cover blown by their small son as they tried to sneak away on vacation on Thursday. "My daddy's famous, my mommy's a secret spy," declared the 5-year-old of his parents, former diplomat Joe Wilson and retired CIA operative Valerie Plame.
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"You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden." --Jon Stewart Donald Trump doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke and you can land a 747 on his hair Could New York's state capitol building become the next Trump Tower? Republican sources said The Donald - who in 1999 toyed with the idea of running for the White House on the Reform Party line - is mulling a bid to persuade New Yorkers to hire him as their next governor. ________Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away__________
Rock-The-Voter News "He's like the Peanuts character Pigpen. Wherever he goes, he stirs up such a humongous mess, it can only be cleaned up by Halliburton." –Bill Maher, on President Bush ________Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away__________
Good News 2005 Compassionate Conservative Quotes "If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.'" –FOX News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, after San Francisco voted to ban military recruiters from city schools, Nov. 8, 2005 "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war." --Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Aug. 22, 2005 "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down." --Bill Bennett, former Education Secretary and author of "The Book of Virtues," Sept. 28, 2005 "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god… Anything specific I need to do or tweak? Do you know of anyone who dog-sits? … Can I quit now? Can I come home? … I'm trapped now, please rescue me." --Ex-FEMA Director Michael Brown, in various emails to colleagues and friends in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Katrina
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"Usually the way it works is people prostitute themselves after they become reporters." --Gay male prostitute-turned White House correspondent Jeff Gannon ________________Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away__________
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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue: home of the White LIE House. —Grant Gerver
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Intelligent design: when your agenda eclipses your faith.-- Zing!
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The GK-1 lie detector, a prototype of which is in use at a Russian airport, is made by an Israeli company, Nemesysco . A new walk-through airport lie detector made by Nemesysco may prove to be the toughest challenge yet for potential hijackers or drug smugglers. Photo by Nemesysco
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