November 17, 2003 Monday
prepares to ' unwelcome Bush '
MSNBC - 11-17-03
... Anger over Blair’s decision to join the Bush coalition in Iraq has been further fueled by the inability to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq ...
Bush security swings into action - BBC News
Scots plan Bush protests - BBC News
British protests against Bush expected to draw wide range of ... - San Francisco Chronicle
Americans must be aware of bubble mentality of Bush
Yale Daily News - 11-17-03
...How does Bush know his advisers are better informed than journalists in Iraq, and how does he know what the media is saying if he never watches, listens to, or reads it? While the Democrats are having a serious and necessary debate about where they stand on foreign policy, the White House is trying desperately to keep Republicans in line, to show that dissent on Iraq is "just a Democrat thing."...
BUSH PULLS OUT OF SPEECH TO PARLIAMENT
The Mirror - Nov 17 2003 - By Bob Roberts
GEORGE Bush was last night branded chicken for scrapping his speech to Parliament because he feared being heckled by anti-war MPs.
The US president planned to give a joint address to the Commons and Lords during his state visit to Britain...Tony Blair gave a joint address to the American Senate and Congress in July.
I wonder if W will wear his flight suit and helmet when he stays at Buckingham Palace? Maybe Tony will let W land on a British aircraft carrier.
Dean aids staff member who collapsed in DM
Des Moines Register, IA - Nov 16, 2003
With the help of an unidentified man, Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean ... Spencer, who collapsed about 3 pm because he was having a seizure ...
Shoot-to-kill bodyguards protect Bush
Sunday Herald, UK - Nov 15, 2003
ARMED US Secret Service agents will have the right to “shoot to kill” when
they provide the bodyguard for President George W Bush on his controversial ...
"The British monarchy is a fairy tale to the United States. Americans have always been fascinated by the monarchy.'' - Laura Bush, who obviously has never spoken with an Irish American.
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"Rush Limbaugh announced he is going back to work on Monday. Doctors say his rehab was successful but it may be weeks before he is 100 percent self-righteous." —Jay Leno
Rush returns to radio after 'five intense weeks' of rehab
New York Daily News, NY - 11-17-03
Rush Limbaugh returned to radio Monday after what he called “five intense weeks”
of rehab after announcing he was addicted to prescription painkillers. ...
Graphic by Eric Zahler
A lady bought a new Lexus.
Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio
was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
Wesley Clark to
testify at war crimes trial
Minneapolis Star Tribune (subscription), MN - 19 hours ago
Wesley Clark will take a brief hiatus from his campaign for the Democratic presidential
nomination to go to the Netherlands to testify at the UN war crimes ...
Rumored To Do A Concert To Support Wesley Clark
Audio Revolution, CA - Nov 14, 2003
... circulating around Hollywood that classic rock icons, The Eagles will soon be playing
a special benefit for Democratic presidential candidate, Wesley Clark. ...
Graphic by Jonaset
"They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men." ~Clare Booth Luce
means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for
thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength.
I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are
basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it,
doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if
combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for
twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a
male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because
males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes."
Former Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives and under suspicion of being on OxyContin
Graphic by Jonaset
"The United Nations approved a resolution to lift the sanctions against Iraq. ... Yeah, the move will allow Iraqis to buy things they don't have, such as medicine and weapons of mass destruction." —Conan O'Brien
In case you miss the Leonid meteor shower tonight and tomorrow night, here is a sample.
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