July 9 2003 Wednesday
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Folks, our God-fearing president,
George W. Bush, who claims to start every morning on his knees praying, now
says that he gets his orders from God Himself. |
Bubba Bush:
The Philosopher King Most people would be amazed to learn that George W. Bush is heavily influenced by philosophers. After all, during the presidential campaign he said his favorite book is The Little Engine That Could. He did claim that Jesus Christ is his favorite philosopher. It's unlikely he made it through the New Testament. It's obvious that his reading comprehension is as low as his understanding of Christian philosophy... |
Anti-US attacks continue in Iraq |
Today's cartoon was inspired by Bush claiming that God has been talking to him. Aren't people put in a psychiatric ward for close observation when they make those kind of claims?
It is comforting to know that Bush is dropping in the polls after attacking Iraq. Lying will cause a politician to lose his popularity.
ZELDA MORGAN ALL HAT NO CATTLE MERCENARY JOURNALIST DIRTY LAUNDRY DONE DIRT CHEAP
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Don't Send me Yellow Roses "Instead of criticizing Presidiot Bush for his poor choice of words when he said 'Bring 'em on,' perhaps we should offer him some alternatives. I suggest Dubya should have said, 'Come to papa.'" - Anita Beer at the Dean Meetup and Bush Beatup. |
US
backpedals on WMD claims
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"I will make a bargain with the
Republicans. |
Thanks to the fabulous Monkeypox
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How Iraq Echoes Vietnam OPB, OR - 7-9-03 ... sensitive, deliberately provocative, intelligence mission against North Vietnam. The Johnson administration was dissembling about the attacks, just as the Bush ... Tough talk and posturing - Oregonian |
In the Clinton administration we worried the president would open his zipper. In the Bush administration, they worry the president will open his mouth. - James Carville
Open zippers don't cause deaths--but Bush's taunting words "Bring 'em on" has sure caused our US troops to be killed.
Today's Top Five Headlines on BuzzFlash.com:
Shhh! Don't Say the "W" Word, 9/11 Panel Complains Some Bush Cartel Agencies Are Slowing Inquiry 7/9 For More Than 150 Headlines and Stories visit http://www.buzzflash.com. |
We're laying the groundwork for a
national campaign -- a national campaign that I believe will result in a great
victory in November 2002.
-- George W. Bush lost in time in Tampa, Florida, Jun. 30, 2003
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Peace.