Wednesday edition - January 27, 2010
...The most well-known of the suspects is James O'Keefe, a 25-year-old whose hidden-camera expose posing as a pimp with his prostitute infuriated the liberal group ACORN and made him a darling of conservatives.
Special legislative favors, especially one designed to secure a Nebraska senator's vote for the embattled health care package, ignited so much public outrage that President Barack Obama is calling them a mistake...
say stimulus has not helped middle class
Obama will give his State of the Union address. The White House says the speech
will focus on American jobs. So, I guess he’s going to talk a lot about India.
- Jay Leno
Meanwhile, Back In North Korea
North Korea fired artillery rounds toward its disputed sea border with South Korea on Wednesday, prompting a barrage of warning shots from the South's military and raising tensions on the divided peninsula.
Barack Hussein Hoover
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Prez Obama, once shaker and mover,
Is reduced to a pand’ring maneuver.
Dealt a setback, his plan
Is a spending freeze? Man!
We’ve elected a latter-day Hoover.
"Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. They're
going to the Super Bowl. The Saints beat the Vikings. Former President George
Bush Sr., he was at the game. Now, his son George W. was invited. But you know
him, when it comes to New Orleans, he's always, like, two weeks late." –Jay
"John McCain's wife and her daughter, Meghan, have posed for pictures endorsing gay marriage here in California, although Senator McCain — well, he's still very traditional. He believes marriage should be between an older man and a really hot-looking younger woman." –Jay Leno
I saw John McCain today. He and John Edwards were at the same store. They were
both buying diapers, but for different reasons." –Jay Leno
Isn't This False Advertising?
The Republican Party is seeking input and money from GOP voters — seemingly under the guise of the U.S. Census Bureau.
"It's Russian comedian Yakov Smirnoff's birthday today and he celebrated, spent the entire day waving to Sarah Palin." –David Letterman
Wasilla Soap Opera Continues
Hunky unwed baby daddy Levi Johnston is speaking out against claims by Bristol Palin that he is neglecting to support their one-year-old son Tripp.
Supreme Court today ruled in a five votes to four decision that corporations can
now spend as much as they want on political campaigns. In other words, if Exxon
or Dow wants to support a candidate, they can give him or her as much money as
they want. I can’t see that having any negative repercussions, can you?"
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"Today President Obama was focused on bringing tough new regulations to banks. He said 'If these folks want a fight, that's a fight I'm ready to have.' This explains why when President Obama tried to use an ATM today, it just spit out a receipt that said 'F U.'" –Jimmy Fallon
The State Of Our Treasury
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner denied any role in disclosures about American International Group's payments to banks and defended his decisions as New York Federal Reserve chief to pay full price to retire AIG credit default swaps.
everybody knows that Scott Brown posed naked for Cosmo when he was a law
student. See, back then, the GOP stood for 'grand old package.'" –Jay Leno
Message to Pundits: Massachusetts Vote Really a Referendum on Massachusetts Voters!
By Don Davis
The State of Halliburton
Halliburton is asking
Supreme Court to block a local woman's lawsuit against the company.
Jamie Leigh Jones says she was raped in Baghdad while working for KBR, a former subsidiary of Halliburton. Her lawsuit is set to go to trial next year.
Liz Cheney to speak at Washakie GOP dinner LocalNews8.com
"I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I've had more good fortune than anyone I know, and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-Eleven parking lot, we'll find a way to make it fun. As I set off for exciting new career opportunities, I just want to make one thing clear to everyone listening out there: I will do nudity." -Conan O'Brien
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