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Thursday edition, May 12, 2011
Graphic by Tj
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Own
your own Obama Navy SEAL action figure
That's right--custom doll company HeroBuilders announced
Wednesday that "Rambamba," its "OBAMA SEAL TEAM 6 ACTION FIGURE," can now be
yours for just $34.95. "Obama does it and we are proud of seal team 6," the
company's website read Wednesday. |
Oil CEOs head to Hill for grilling by Senate Dems
Senate Democrats are calling top executives from the five
biggest oil companies before a congressional hearing to flog them verbally
for high gasoline prices, big profits and generous tax breaks that Democrats
would like to end but don't have the votes to stop. |
Condi Rice must be sooooo jealous of Clinton. And
I don't mean of her fashion sense.
"Have you seen the video of Osama bin Laden? He was wearing a
Snuggie, drinking a Coke and flipping through the channels on TV. I thought he
hated the American lifestyle. He was LIVING the American lifestyle."
–Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without
Osama
Gates: Increased security for SEAL Team 6
Navy halts move to allow gay unions by chaplains
Keith Olbermann Update
Keith Olbermann's forthcoming prime time show on
Current TV is starting to take shape, ahead of
its June 20 premiere.
"Donald
Trump insisted yesterday that he is not racist, because one time an
African-American won 'Apprentice.' Because nothing says 'not racist' like making
a black man run your errands."
–Conan O'Brien
Email
Subject: Christiane Amanpour’s appearance on Bill Maher’s show
back in 2008
Hi Lisa …
Your followers are delighted that AHNC is back on-line.
I was interested in the link to Christiane Amanpour’s appearance on Bill Maher’s
show back in 2008. On bin Laden’s whereabouts, I came to the same conclusion she
did but in a much simpler way.
George W. Bush said he thought that bin Laden was probably a marginalized figure
holed up in isolation in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan. I reasoned that since
George W. Bush was never right about ANYTHING, a cave in Afghanistan is
precisely where we would NOT find him.
As it turned out, bin Laden was not marginalized, he was very much at the center
of al Qaeda’s operations. He was not holed up in isolation; he lived with his
wives and some kids in a small city. He was not in a cave; he was in a large
villa. And “Chez Osama” was not it Afghanistan, it was in Pakistan.
Bush was wrong on every count. But then he was always wrong. About everything.
Heck, he probably wouldn’t even like AHNC, which proves how wrong he is. :)
Hang in there,
~Rick
Thank you so much for writing.
I always thought that bin Laden was holed up in
the Bahamas sipping Pina Coladas, while George Bush always acted like he was in
the Bahamas sipping Pina Coladas.
Tea Party Patriots
NY-26
candidate Davis ‘hits’ a Republican volunteer
Sarah Palin is getting a lot of support from low-income
Republicans. You know, like Todd Palin." –Jimmy
Fallon
Cybersecurity
The White House on Thursday is expected to unveil its proposal to enhance the
nation's cybersecurity, laying out plans to require industry to better
protect systems that run critical infrastructure like the electrical grid,
financial systems and nuclear power plants
Republican-Shenanigans News
Indiana Gov. Daniels thinks he could beat Obama
Schwarzenegger sheds old life as he plots return
Black Person Allowed To Read Poem At White House Despite Everything
- Wonkette
"Why are we listening to the Bush administration people [trying
to take credit]? They didn’t get bin Laden. They’re like the Winklevoss twins of
killing Osama."
–Jon Stewart
Levi Johnston's Palin Tell-All Book Gets
A Cover
Levi looks like a deer in the headlights who just got goosed.
Rock-The-Voter News
"Newt Gingrich is Glenn Beck with better syntax."
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David Corn
Biz-Tech News
Hatch raps Democrats for hitting oil company CEOs
How the oil industry saves $4.4B a year on taxes
Pace of foreclosures slowed further in April
"The royal couple is finally heading to their honeymoon for two
weeks of living in pampered luxury, followed by a lifetime of . . . the same."
–Craig Ferguson
The safest delivery driver at UPS recently logged 4 million miles
without an accident. He’s being awarded UPS’s highest honor: long pants.
- Jimmy Fallon
Today in History
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In 1780, during the Revolutionary War, the
besieged city of Charleston, S.C., surrendered to British forces.
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In 1958, the United States and Canada signed an agreement to create the North
American Air Defense Command (later the North American Aerospace Defense
Command, or NORAD for short).
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One year ago: Kelly Kulick, the first woman to win a PBA Tour title when she
beat the men in the Tournament of Champions, won the U.S. Women's Open for her
second women's major victory in 15 days.
Donations Gleefully Accepted
Thank you Rick for your generous donation!
Offline Donation -
Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me
lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
After bin Laden death, a boom in SEAL imposters
Needle found in S.Korea ex-president's lung sparks row
Joke's on Putin as Lada fails to start
World coming to an end May 21, 2011? Expert disagrees
To Help You Deflate Photo
The world's biggest kite (featuring a ray) flies during the 25th International
Kite Festival in Berck-sur-Mer in northern France
Peace.
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