Wednesday edition - November 17, 2010




Bush breaks ground on presidential center in Texas

Former President George W. Bush, joined by former administration officials including a noticeably thinner former Vice President Dick Cheney and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, broke ground Tuesday on his presidential center.


Michael Bloomberg & Joe Scarborough: The Independent Odd Couple for 2012
WASHINGTON -- There's no campaign yet, and there may never be, but New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and MSNBC's morning talk-show host Joe Scarborough have

GOP frosh: Where's my health care?

A conservative Maryland physician elected to Congress on an anti-Obamacare platform surprised fellow freshmen at a Monday orientation session by demanding to know why his government-subsidized health care plan takes a month to kick in.


The article Howard Fineman wrote about a possible Bloomberg/Scarborough ticket in 2012 was interesting with one blatant error I found. He stated Joe Scarborough "kept his pledge to term-limit himself in Congress." Term limited, my foot. Joe quit as congressman in 2001 a few months after being re-elected to "spend time with my famly". Mr. Fineman should check his facts or is the misinformation about beady eyed Joe being spread early?

Of course, nothing was mentioned about the dead aide found in Joe's office that same year he quit.



"Bush was everywhere this week. He was on Matt Lauer, Sean Hannity, Oprah. And he got 50 bucks for his fetus in a jar on 'The Antique Roadshow.'" –Bill Maher


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"George W. Bush has a new memoir out and he said in an interview that he thought that Sarah Palin was not qualified to be president. Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle of black. Honest to goodness." –David Letterman


The World Would Be A Safer Place Without Republicans



An agreement between the United States and Russia to slash their nuclear arsenals was in danger of collapse Tuesday after an influential Republican senator said it should not be voted on this year.

With a terse statement, Sen. Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., dealt a major setback to President Barack Obama's efforts to improve ties with Russia and to his broader strategy for reducing nuclear arms worldwide.




More Religious Nut Cases


Security officials say Muslims have set fire to at least 10 houses belonging to Coptic Christians in a village in southern Egypt amid allegations that a Christian resident had an affair with a Muslim girl.


Disturbing News

Rangel Downfall Continues


Rep. Charles Rangel, once one of the most influential House members, was convicted Tuesday on 11 counts of breaking ethics rules and now faces punishment.

An ethics panel of eight House peers deliberated over two days before delivering a jarring blow to the 20-term New York Democrat's career. Rangel was charged with 13 counts of financial and fundraising misconduct.



John Boehner is upset the President called him an enemy after proclaiming his #1 goal is to get rid of Obama. Well, gosh, ally doesn't seem to fit.- Will Durst


Republican-Shenanigans News


"Sarah Palin has a new show. She takes viewers all around Alaska, and shows them where she water-boarded Levi Johnston." –David Letterman


Will Sarah Palin Take Heed?


The Tea Party vote helped Republicans retake the House. So congressional Republicans can count on Tea Party support for their whole agenda, right? Wrong. A letter to presumptive Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell urges Republican legislators to concentrate on foundational Tea Party principles--smaller government, lower taxes--and to sidestep divisive social issues like abortion and gay rights.


Rock-The-Voter News


"A show with Sarah Palin? Did we run out of Kardashians?" –David Letterman


Woman Shoots Self In Foot, Blames It On "Distractions"


Virginia "Ginni" Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, is stepping down from the conservative group she founded less than a year ago, citing "distractions" caused by her celebrity, the Washington Post reports...Thomas made national headlines recently for calling Anita Hill and asking for an apology 20 years after Hill accused Clarence Thomas of sexual harassment during the justice's confirmation hearings.

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Biz-Tech News


"One of the new proposals from a bipartisan commission released Wednesday suggested that in order to bring down the deficit, the government would need to raise the retirement age to 69 by the year 2075. So the next time a baby is crying on your flight, it's probably because they just found out they're gonna have to work until they're 69 in new China." –Seth Meyers


Bush-Prison-Torture News



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Go-F**k-Yourself News





Gunshot Sensor


A system that zeroes in on gunshots helped deputies quickly find and arrest four robbery suspects Monday morning, the Broward Sheriff's Office said.

The suspects were apprehended after deputies using the ShotSpotter system narrowed down the location of five gunshots fired at 3:16 a.m. Deputies were dispatched at 3:17 a.m., and the first unit arrived at 3:18 a.m.


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Bikini-clad cheerleaders dance during a break at the Beach Volleyball venue at the 16th Asian Games in Guangzhou on November 15, 2010. The dancers have been proving too hot for some competitors who claim the scantily-dressed dancers make it impossible to concentrate.

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