There was no mention of the Joan Rivers' incident in the largest English speaking newspaper here in Costa Rica. http://ticotimes.net/

"You guys hear this? Rush Limbaugh was released from a hospital in Hawaii two days after suffering from chest pains. He's fine. Doctors say they don't know what caused it, but it may have something to do with being an overweight man whose job is being enraged." –Jimmy Fallon
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Afghan official: Blast kills 4 kids, wounds dozens

• 5 Iraqis killed in traffic accident with US forces

• Officials: Suspected US strike kills 3 in Pakistan

• McCain warns of growing Qaeda threat from Yemen

• Yemeni forces capture 3 al-Qaida suspects

• Obama says bomb attempt an intelligence "screw-up"

"I guess you heard about that kid that tried to blow up the plane on Christmas Day with a bomb he had hidden in his underwear. Fortunately, it didn't go off and his underpants just caught fire. Al Qaeda calls that 'a wardrobe malfunction.'" –Jay Leno

 

Disturbing News

• At least 25 die in China coal mine fire; 3 trapped AP

"Rush Limbaugh is OK after being released from a Hawaiian hospital after a heart scare. Fox News sent flowers; MSNBC sent cheese fries." –Jay Leno
 

For The Glassy Eyed

Coastal Contacts, the world's largest online retailer of contact lenses and eyeglasses, announced that Sarah Palin 8001 eyeglasses have been the top selling design of rimless eyeglasses for the past year on the company's website.
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Barbour/Palin Ticket Could Carry 2012 GOP Primary Jackson Free Press

• Arizona GOP lawmakers propose sweeping tax cuts

• GOP chairman doubts Republicans can retake House

• SC county GOP censures Republican Sen. Graham

"After it was announced that Senate Foreign Relations Chairman John Kerry may go to Iran, the mullahs denied him an entry visa. See, that's how international travel works. If your name is Senator John Kerry and you're a former candidate for President of the United States, your travel is limited. If your name is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, you stow a bomb in your underpants, you pay cash for a one-way ticket after your father called the embassy and said, 'My kid is an idiot,' ooh, you can go anywhere you want." –Jay Leno

 

Rock-The-Voter News

• 3 Democrats — 2 senators, 1 governor — to retire

• Grim Obama says terror attack 'dots' not connected

Rush Has A Girlfriend? Ewww

Rush Limbaugh's girlfriend, Kathryn Rogers, gave Page2Live an inside account of the radio host's heart scare.

Rogers first heard about the incident, which occurred during a Hawaii vacation, while she was getting her nails done with her mother.
 

Isn't it ironic that Rush Limbaugh was in the same hospital that Obama was born in?

"Mercenaries and auxiliaries are useless and dangerous; and if one holds his state based on these arms, he will stand neither firm nor safe; for they are disunited, ambitious and without discipline, unfaithful, valiant before friends, cowardly before enemies; they have neither the fear of God nor fidelity to men, and destruction is deferred only so long as the attack is; for in peace one is robbed by them, and in war by the enemy."- THE PRINCE
by Nicolo Machiavelli
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil hovers below $82 amid US crude inventory drop

• Google, Apple spar in high-tech heavyweight battle

• Full-body scanners to be put in Canadian airports

"Scientists now say that within 40 years, robots will be doing most of the jobs we don't want to do, especially illegal robots from Mexico." –Jay Leno
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Federal court limits rights of Guantanamo detainees CNN

Just When You Think It Can't Get Any More Absurd...

...Move over, Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese. Step aside, Fish Stick Jesus. Online bidders, meet the Holy Cross Potato. Both of them. Yes, the 2009 holiday season bestowed (at least) two miraculous spuds with crosses at their centers. Aside from the sizes of the spuds, the main difference is price.

Palindrone: a speech that can be read either forward or backward. It doesn’t really matter. - Laugh Lines

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Fearing Cheney's wrath, Bush officials quietly hail Obama Raw Story

Email

I was hoping to donate, during your fundraising campaign, but had a heart attack instead. Had to wait to see what it was going to do to my finances.

Keep up the good work, and thanks for your contributions to civilization.
 

John

Oh no, John, a heart attack! I am so sorry to hear that.

Get well vibrations are sent your way.

Since my health scare I now sign my emails to my son, "I miss and love you with all of my heart."

I'm glad your heart pulled through for you.

Hugs,

Lisa

ps You wrote: Keep up the good work, and thanks for your contributions to civilization.
That has to be one of the best compliments anyone could receive. Thank you.
 

A new device can turn thoughts into speech. Don’t we already have that? It’s called alcohol. - Laugh Lines

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