Wednesday edition - January 6, 2010
Joan Rivers Steamed Over Airport Incident
Sarah Palin's Daughter, Bristol, Sets Up Public Relations Firm
Brit Hume to Tiger Woods: Only Christianity works
There was no mention of the Joan Rivers' incident in the largest English speaking newspaper here in Costa Rica. http://ticotimes.net/
hear this? Rush Limbaugh was released from a hospital in Hawaii two days after
suffering from chest pains. He's fine. Doctors say they don't know what caused
it, but it may have something to do with being an overweight man whose job is
being enraged." –Jimmy Fallon
you heard about that kid that tried to blow up the plane on Christmas Day with a
bomb he had hidden in his underwear. Fortunately, it didn't go off and his
underpants just caught fire. Al Qaeda calls that 'a wardrobe malfunction.'"
Limbaugh is OK after being released from a Hawaiian hospital after a heart
scare. Fox News sent flowers; MSNBC sent cheese fries." –Jay Leno
For The Glassy Eyed
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Barbour/Palin Ticket Could Carry 2012 GOP Primary Jackson Free Press
was announced that Senate Foreign Relations Chairman John Kerry may go to Iran,
the mullahs denied him an entry visa. See, that's how international travel
works. If your name is Senator John Kerry and you're a former candidate for
President of the United States, your travel is limited. If your name is Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab, you stow a bomb in your underpants, you pay cash for a
one-way ticket after your father called the embassy and said, 'My kid is an
idiot,' ooh, you can go anywhere you want." –Jay Leno
Rush Has A Girlfriend? Ewww
Rush Limbaugh's girlfriend,
Kathryn Rogers, gave Page2Live an inside account of the radio host's heart
Rogers first heard about the incident, which occurred during a Hawaii vacation, while she was getting her nails done with her mother.
Isn't it ironic that Rush Limbaugh was in the same hospital that Obama was born in?
"Mercenaries and auxiliaries are useless and dangerous; and if one holds his
state based on these arms, he will stand neither firm nor safe; for they are
disunited, ambitious and without discipline, unfaithful, valiant before friends,
cowardly before enemies; they have neither the fear of God nor fidelity to men,
and destruction is deferred only so long as the attack is; for in peace one is
robbed by them, and in war by the enemy."- THE PRINCE
by Nicolo Machiavelli
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"Scientists now say that within 40 years, robots will be doing most of the jobs
we don't want to do, especially illegal robots from Mexico." –Jay Leno
Just When You Think It Can't Get Any More Absurd...
...Move over, Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese. Step aside, Fish Stick Jesus. Online bidders, meet the Holy Cross Potato. Both of them. Yes, the 2009 holiday season bestowed (at least) two miraculous spuds with crosses at their centers. Aside from the sizes of the spuds, the main difference is price.
Palindrone: a speech that can be read either forward or backward. It doesn’t really matter. - Laugh Lines
I was hoping to donate,
during your fundraising campaign, but had a heart attack instead. Had to wait to
see what it was going to do to my finances.
Keep up the good work, and thanks for your contributions to civilization.
John, a heart attack! I am so sorry to hear that.
Get well vibrations are sent your way.
Since my health scare I now sign my emails to my son, "I miss and love you with all of my heart."
I'm glad your heart pulled through for you.
ps You wrote: Keep up the good work, and thanks for your contributions to civilization.
That has to be one of the best compliments anyone could receive. Thank you.
A new device can turn thoughts into speech. Don’t we already have that? It’s called alcohol. - Laugh Lines
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Pubescens) is displayed. A marine biologist said he has discovered a new crab
species off the coast of southern Taiwan that looks like a strawberry with small
white bumps on its red shell.
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