Monday edition - October 9, 2006

 

 

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Guantánamo Navy defense lawyer forced out of Navy
Seattle Times, United States -10-9-06
The Navy lawyer who took the Guantánamo case of Osama bin Laden's driver to the U.S. Supreme Court — and won — has been passed over for promotion by the Pentagon and must soon leave the military.
 

Bush will back Hastert in Chicago visit
Chicago Sun-Times - 10-9-06
Embattled House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert nixed plans to headline a mid-October fund-raiser in New York with Mayor Bloomberg -- but will stand with President Bush on Thursday in Chicago.

Cheney: GOP control of Congress needed for president's agenda
The Casper Star Tribune, WY - 10-9-06
 Vice President Dick Cheney stuck to the familiar themes of maintaining tax cuts and staying the course in the war on terror as reasons to keep President ...


 

Make the world a safer place by sterilizing all Republicans.

 


 

"What a month this has been for Republicans. George Allen's been on the front page and Mark Foley's been on every other page." --Jay Leno

 


 

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

The Secret Letter From Iraq


A Marine's letter home, with its frank description of life in "Dante's inferno," has been circulating through generals' in-boxes. Time Magazine published it with the author's approval

 


 

 

 


 

Jeb Blows Kiss at Protestors

 

 

Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, in town for a fund-raiser for Sen. Rick Santorum, had a close encounter with a large group of anti-Republican protesters as he was making his way to the Duquesne Club, Downtown.

It was about 4:15 when Mr. Bush met up with the protesters near the corner of Liberty and Sixth avenues...Protesters said Gov. Bush blew them a kiss, acknowledging the crowd of about 30 chanting pickets that was made up of United Steelworkers and members of Uprise Counter Recruitment, a tour traveling through 22 cities to support anti-war efforts.
 


 

IT’S THE E-SODOMY, STUPID

By Don Davis

 


 

 

 


Disturbing News

 


 

Odd Couple

 

Many chiefs of staff are close, very close, to their bosses on Capitol Hill. But none are closer than Scott Palmer is to Denny Hastert. They don't just work together all day, they live together.

There are plenty of odd couple Congressmen who have roomed together on Capitol Hill,
but I have never heard of a chief of staff who rooms with his boss. It is beyond unusual.
 



 

“Well, the number one movie this week is ‘Open Season,’ about young male pages working for Congress.” - Jay Leno

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


 

" This is like the worst thing to happen to congressional Republicans since last Thursday.” - Jay Leno

 


 

Sen. Allen Macacas on Himself

 

For the past five years, Sen. George Allen, has failed to tell Congress about stock options he got for his work as a director of a high-tech company. The Virginia Republican also asked the Army to help another business that gave him similar options.
 


 

 

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


Jon Stewart Says No

 

Those people wearing "Stewart/Colbert '08" T-shirts can stop hoping — Comedy Central's fake news stars have no intention of making a run for the White House.

Jon Stewart said the T-shirts promoting him and Stephen Colbert "
are a real sign of how sad people are" with the state of affairs in the country.
 


 

Email

Subject: October 6-8 weekend edition

 

Dear Lisa,
Love your sight, I'm amused by just about everything posted here. But the entire thread this weekend seems to play right into Bush's hands: sex, sex, and more sex. Practically nothing about S.3930, stripping us our rights to habeas corpus, and pardoning the entire administration for all their various and sundry war crimes, and crimes against humanity. Nothing about the huge "embassy" being constructed in Baghdad. No mention of the lead up to what, from what I have been able to garner from surfing web sites, is the real October surprise, our unwarranted attack on Iran. All Foley all the time is no different, really, than all Natalie all the time, all Jon Benet all the time, all Tom Cruise's spawn all the time, I think you get the idea.
Thanks for listening, please keep up the good work.
Paul

 

Thanks for writing Paul. I hear ya about the Foley story.

 

Preying on young men by a US Congressman is not only sexual harassment but is sickening. But sex sells, especially if it is Republican Gay Pedophile Sex!

 

Plus it's s humorist's dream!!

 

If my teenage son had been one of those pages and received any improper IMs/e-mails from Foley, I would have made copies.  I would have faxed them to my lawyer, Foley's hometown newspaper, Washington Post, etc.. the state attorney's office, posted it on this website and would have told anyone else who would have listened. I wonder why none of these parents took this to the media or law enforcement ? Or did they?

 

The crime now is in the cover-up, which looks as though it leads right to the Speaker of the House. Remember, impeachment doesn't only apply to the president and Democratic control of the House could pull their closet door wide open and all those skeletons would topple out.

 

And then, hopefully the Democrats will try and repair all the destruction done by these Republicans.

 

Mea culpa for my rant.

 

 


 

"He's got me way into biking." Mark Foley giving George W. Bush credit for his new found biking interest

 


 

 

 


 

Foley checked himself into rehab. But according to the New York Times, many people question his alcoholism claim. That's when you know things are bad in Washington: when a congressman can't even be trusted to be a drunk. --Jay Leno

 


 


Biz/Tech News

 


 

Check out the T-shirt and Wine Bottle on Unknown Man with Mark Foley's sister.

 

 

Donna Winterson, right, the sister of former Rep. Mark Foley, leaves his Fort Pierce, Fla. condominium with an unknown man Sunday, Oct. 8, 2006.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 263

 


 


 

 


Go-F***-Yourself News

 


 

Christ like Behavior

 

The Amish will gather their community around them, they will forgive those who have trespassed against them, and they will allow their faith to carry them to forgiveness. If only we, in our modern society, could say as much.

 


 

 


 

It is possible to live in peace. - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

Mars' Victoria Crater at Meridiani Planum is seen in this image taken by NASA 's High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera in this picture released October 6, 2006. The crater has been a long-term destination for the Mars Rover mission for the past 21 months, and is now being explored by Mars Rover Opportunity. Photo/NASA/JPL/Caltech

 

 

Peace.