August 11  2003  Monday

Iraq violence spreads
Hartford Courant, CT - 8-11-03



... gasoline stations and rationed fuel in an effort to contain the violence. ... the reconstruction and security efforts by the British-run administration in Iraq's ...
       Protests escalate in Basra on second day of violence - Kansas City Star
       Shortages, rising heat ignite fury in Basra - Toronto Star
       Southern Iraq protests grow - Arkansas Democrat Gazette

Public Citizen Launches 'White House for Sale' Website
Cybercast News Service - 8-11-03


Capitol Hill (CNSNews.com) - A new website launched Friday will track donations to President George Bush's reelection campaign that the creators of the site claim violate the "spirit" of campaign finance laws. Campaign finance law experts call the group's complaints "much ado about nothing."
 

Business as Usual for Chemical Plants
Washington Post, DC - 8-11-03 By Gary Hart


In the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, the Bush administration, working with Congress, moved quickly to shore up homeland security in some of our most critical areas. Airports are now safer, and some municipal water supplies are better protected. But the government has failed to plug a gaping hole in homeland security: our vulnerable chemical plants. ...
 


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Al-Qaida rallies as Iraq takes the heat
The West Australian, Australia - 8-11-03
... There are about 160,000 United States military in Iraq but only 11,500 in Afghanistan and the shadowy Task Force 20 - the original "Osama bin Laden hunters ...


Just finished this Flash piece today. (8-10-03)

Bush sings "I want it now" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


http://mywebpages.comcast.net/freshlaundry/wonka/


Enjoy!
Brooke
(aka. FreshLaundry)

 

Thanks Brooke, it was so good to hear from you. Your talent never ceases to amaze me.

Lisa


193 Candidates Will Compete in Special Vote for California Governor
Voice of America - 8-11-03
A special election campaign is under way in California, where nearly 200 candidates hope the state's residents will vote the governor out of office and choose one of them to succeed him.


Gray Davis looks for 'green' campaign support Contra Costa Times
Poll: Californians set to recall Davis CNN


 

 

Feel free to sing

"Yellow Bush of Texas"

to "Yellow Rose of Texas"

 

By the Best of the Best in Dubya Humor - MadKane

Click here to go to her site and sing along with a midi

 



 There's a yellow Bush in Texas, that's where he loves to be.
 Where Dub can dodge the media, evading scrutiny.
 He cries so when he leaves there, it nearly breaks his heart.
Let's help him lib'ral voters, from Crawford never part.

 Dubya's hiding out in Texas, where he so loves to flee.
 He drags his top aides with him, to swelter in the heat.
 Loves to torture pals and press and staff, with runs that tax the heart.
 Survivors get a tee-shirt, but they cannot wait to part.

 Dubya keeps the money flowing, fund raising from the right.
 They pay big bucks to see him, though Dubya's not too bright.
 They know that he'll remember where he got those piles of dough.
 A promise of returns so great, their wealth will quickly grow.

 An elitist little hustler, from Texas so he claims.
 His eyes are small and squinty, they darken when he's blamed
 For his speeches which are packed with lies, and manifold misdeeds.
 Cause the yellow Bush of Texas, just cannot take the heat.

 But soon we're going to bounce him, for the man has got to go.
 We'll say good-bye to Cheney, and Ashcroft and Karl Rove.
 We'll celebrate so gaily, when we're rid of right wing hoods.
 And the yellow Bush of Texas finally's Crawford-bound for good.


 © August 10, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.


 

"If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it's your reprieve, and you hear 'Hasta la vista, baby.'" óJay Leno

 


 

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Losers still trying to win the Civil War

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The planet Earth and it's moon momentarily safe from Bush and his WMD.

 

 

Peace.