We should begin calling conservatives, The BTBOP (Below The Belt Orifice Party). Their obsession with government intervention into those orifices is stunning.
"Whew! Last night, I had that great new drink, the Navy Seal. Three shots -- boom -- and you're done." --Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
America Fighting For The Right To Sex On Demand
Dozens of young women braved
crowds of bearded men screaming "dogs!" on Wednesday
to protest an Afghan law that lets husbands demand sex from their wives.
Some of the men picked up small stones and pelted the women. "Slaves of the
Christians!" chanted the 800 or so counter-demonstrators, a mix of men and
women. A line of female police officers locked hands to keep the groups apart.
"And now,
there is serious trouble there off the coast of Somalia. Other pirates have
vowed to avenge the death of their colleagues. Colleagues? What is this, a
rotary club? What is this, a faculty meeting?" --David Letterman
Disturbing News
What Is Going On?
The National Security Agency
intercepted Americans' e-mails and phone calls in recent months on a scale that
went beyond limits set by the U.S. Congress last year, The New York Times
reported on Wednesday.
This
pirates stuff is unbelievable, but the Obama administration is getting high
marks for the way they handled the rescue situation this weekend, or the
military did. But with all the problems we have right now, who would have
guessed that on top of everything else our new president would have to deal with
pirates? What’s next? A dragon? Ghosts?
Republican-Shenanigans News
Push Em Back, Push Em Back, Way Back
Mexican drug cartels are creeping south into Central America, U.S. drug enforcement officials said Wednesday, as the Obama administration put new pressure on drug kingpins ahead of the president's trip to Mexico City.
"A new dog in the White House. I believe there hasn't been a dog in the White House since that pack of semi-domesticated wolves that Cheney kept in his dungeon." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
Don’t mess with Texas. Or else.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is rumored to be interested in joining a reality show. I believe the title is “Dancing with the Truth.” - Laugh Lines
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Biz-Tech News
There was
some very bad news today for General Motors. They’ve had to recall more than one
million cars due to safety reasons. The one million cars were very easy to
locate. No one had bought them. They’re still in the showrooms. -Craig
Ferguson
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Now,
apparently, what’s happened is that experts are saying car sales are down this
year, but marijuana sales are up. So today, General Motors introduced a new car
made of weed, the Plymouth Doobie.-Craig Ferguson
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is rumored to be interested in joining a reality show. I believe the title is “Dancing with the Truth.” - Laugh Lines
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An advertisement for a new Tex-Mex style hamburger hangs in a Burger King window in central Madrid April 14, 2009. Mexico's ambassador to Spain said posters for the new "Texican whopper inappropriately display the Mexican flag, which is draped over a diminutive wrestler like a poncho. "This advertisement denigrates the image of our country and uses improperly Mexico's national flag," Jorge Zermeno wrote in a letter to Burger King in Spain, the Reforma newspaper reported. Mexico has strict laws prohibiting the defamation of the flag, Zermeno said. He asked Burger King to cancel the ad campaign that "offends Mexicans and Mexico." AHNC wonders what the hell was Burger King thinking? Photo/Paul Hanna
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