Tuesday edition - September 2, 2008

 

 

 

McCain vetter defends Palin review
The Associated Press - 9-2-08
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) - Sarah Palin voluntarily told John McCain's campaign about her pregnant teenage daughter and her husband's 2-decade-old DUI arrest during questioning as part of the Republican's vice presidential search, the lawyer who conducted..

 

EU, Reliant on Russian Gas, Skips Georgia Sanctions (Update1)
Bloomberg - 9-2-08
European Union leaders refused to impose sanctions on Russia over the invasion of Georgia, acknowledging their...

Iraq takes control of Anbar province from US
USA Today - 9-2-08
BAGHDAD - The US military turned over control of Iraq's Anbar province, once the country's most dangerous, to the Iraqi government Monday in a landmark step toward the withdrawal of more...


 

I wonder what Sarah Palin was thinking when she named her children? For example, her oldest son she named Track, as in "track" down and shoot? Or her youngest daughter Piper, as in "Piper Cub" airplane?  Her infant son is named Trig, short for Trigger or trigonometry? Inquiring minds want to know.

 


 

Sarah Palin calls herself a “hockey mom.” Which means we’re in good shape if the U.S. ever needs to body check Russian President Medvedev. – Will Durst

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Taliban  In Pakistan

 

Pakistani Taliban militants said Tuesday they had kidnapped two Chinese telecoms engineers and their entourage and would soon issue a list of demands.

The claim of responsibility was swiftly followed by a plea from Beijing urging Pakistan to rescue the captives.

 


 

Gustav and 3 more right behind it; Bush, McCain-Palin salivate at photo-opotential  - Grant Gerver

 


 

www.buckfush.com

 


 

Disturbing News


 

Palin and McCain are a good pair. She’s pro-life and he’s clinging to life.- Jay Leno

 


Meanwhile Back In Asia

 

 China's top newspaper called a nuclear agreement between India and the United States a "major blow" to non-proliferation, raising pressure as the deal faces opposition in an international atomic cartel.

The commentary on Monday in the People's Daily, the ruling Chinese Communist Party's official paper, was a rare public response from Beijing on the controversial U.S. proposal to lift a ban on nuclear trade with India.

 


 

www.wrapped-in-the-flag.com

 


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Subject: PayPal line

 

But, wtf are you supposed to put in the paypal line that says why you're giving money? Do you get many humorous reasons? I would love to see you post a few of the more interesting/funny ones.

Kay
http://blueracine.blogspot.com

 

Hi Kay!

Thank you for your support.

 

Good question. I got a funny one the other day that said "Sugar Daddy Application" lol  -- or go put some food on your family,

or payment for sanity insurance!

 

Most often, the PayPal line says Thank you.

 


 

 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

 


 

John McCain’s V.P. pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she’s ever seen. - Bill Maher

 


Turdblossom Plays The Doofus Card

 

 If Sen. Joe Biden was hurt that Republican operative Karl Rove called him a “big blowhard doofus” at an event in Minneapolis Monday, he didn’t show it.

On hearing the news, Biden grinned and said “he’s a great American.”
 


 

"Thirty-eight million people watched Barack Obama at the stadium in Denver. There were 84,000 full-throated supporters who turned out there at the field. The Republicans fired back today. They say, 'We can also fill a stadium with thousands of screaming people. For example, the Superdome during Hurricane Katrina.'" –Bill Maher
 


 


Obama Gets Convention Fist Bump

 

CBS/New York Times has Obama with a slight bounce, up 48%-40%. An earlier poll, showed Obama up 45%-42%. CNN/Opinion Research, however, has Obama up just one point, 49%-48%

Both surveys were conducted Aug. 29-31. Obama's convention speech was made on Thursday, Aug. 28th; Palin was picked the next morning, Friday, Aug. 29th.

The five-point post-convention jump is the biggest for a Democrat in the CBS poll since 1996 when Bill Clinton also saw a 5-point increase.
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

I think this is pertinent because McCain has been running this campaign based on, we’re at war, it’s a dangerous world out there. The Democrats don’t get that. I, John McCain, am the only one standing between the bloodthirsty Al Qaedas and you. But if I die, this stewardess can handle it.

- Bill Maher


 


 


Biz-Tech News


 

 


 

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher
 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

When they were vetting Sarah Palin for the VP job, like three seconds ago, she said, quote, I’m not making this up, “What is it exactly that the V.P. does every day?” Let me field that for you, Sarah. They start wars, they enrich their friends, they subvert the Constitution, and they shoot people in the face. That’s what the vice president does.- Bill Maher

 


In Memory Of Hurricane Katrina

 

 


 

How I spent Labor Day 2008

 

 

In the past 10 days, since tropical storm Fay and Hurricane Gustav dumped about 10 inches of rain here in southeastern Alabama, I have had three leaks in my main water line. Seen above: Frank, my friend who farms the fields surrounding my property/jack of all trades and his nephew, PJ (future Auburn middle linebacker) dug a new trench and will replace the old pipeline with new PVC pipe. Hopefully we can get this completed before Hurricane Hanna, Ike and Josephine arrive. I hope you had a wonderful Labor Day, too!

 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

The presumptive future hockey grandmother Vice President of the United States says the young couple will marry — and, thanks to her early hunting experience, Mrs. Palin won’t need shotgun lessons from Dick Cheney for the pending nuptials. - LaughLines

 


 

 


 

"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel on Gov. Sarah Palin

 


 

 

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Odd News


 

 

Models wear body art by John Vargas from the United States (right) and Jinny Houle from Canada (left) during the 2008 World Body Painting Festival in Daegu, South Korea, Friday, Aug. 29, 2008.
Photo/Ahn Young-joon

 

 

Peace.