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Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Sarah Palin is the leading presidential candidate among low-income Republicans, according to Gallup polling data, while Mitt Romney tends to attract more support as voters move up the income ladder.
Poor Sarah Palin, she just doesn't recognize how utterly ignorant she is. Of course, that bodes well for America.
"It's just so great to be back on Fox News, a network that both pays me and shows me the questions ahead of time. I just hope that tonight the lame stream media won't twist my words by repeating them verbatim." –Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
Thanks to Larry for the graphic!
The Deathers: Latest Crazed Right Winger Group
First there were truthers. Then there were birthers. Now come the "deathers."
"In the wake of the killing of Osama bin Laden President Obama's approval
rating jumped to 56 percent, his highest in two years. Which shows there is
literally nothing he can do to please the other 44 percent." –Seth Meyers
Will He Be Back?
Less than a month after their 25th wedding anniversary,
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated.
Another Family Valueless Republican Candidate For President?
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani admitted Friday
that he can "probably be talked into" a run for the presidency.
Religion. It brings people together to find excuses to leave people behind.
"Sarah Palin said Obama should stop 'pussyfooting around' and release the photos. Yes, because the guy who ordered the SEALs into a sovereign country without permission and killed public enemy number one is a pussy, and the woman who quit her job as the governor of a state with no people after half a term and won't do an interview with anyone but Greta Van Susteren is a bad-ass. Right." –Bill Maher
A long-simmering movement by liberal stalwarts in southern Arizona to break
away from the rest of the largely conservative state is at a boiling point as
secession backers press to bring their longshot ambition to the forefront of
Graphic by Stephen
"Stop saying 'we' got Osama. 'We' didn't do anything. 'We' were watching
'Celebrity Apprentice' and eating Funions in our sweatpants. Seal Team 6 did the
killing, with money we borrowed from Beijing; that our grandchildren will have
to pay back. So it was a joint Navy Seals/People's Bank of China/grandchildren
operation." –Bill Maher
Al-Qaida released a statement saying the United States will pay for Osama
bin Laden’s death. I’m pretty sure we did pay for it. We even took care of the
funeral arrangements. - Jimmy Kimmel
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Washington, D.C. has a new program that would pay residents $12,000 to move closer to their workplace. It’s already a huge hit — in fact just today, 3,000 prostitutes moved in right across from Congress. - Jimmy Fallon
Zombie invasions, predictions of the Apocalypse, nosy neighbors: There are
plenty of reasons to want to make your home a fortress. Polish architects
KWKPromes designed the home, “Safe House,” to double as a maximum-security
building. Mission very much accomplished -- the structure, located on the
outskirts of Warsaw, Poland, has two modes: open, and closed-up tight from the
outside world. No zombies allowed: This home is a cube of concrete and steel.
Gee, I didn't know that Polish people were afraid of Zombies and I'm half
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