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Tuesday,  May 10, 2011

Polls find low-income Republicans prefer Palin

Sarah Palin is the leading presidential candidate among low-income Republicans, according to Gallup polling data, while Mitt Romney tends to attract more support as voters move up the income ladder.

Poor Sarah Palin, she just doesn't recognize how utterly ignorant she is. Of course, that bodes well for America.

"It's just so great to be back on Fox News, a network that both pays me and shows me the questions ahead of time. I just hope that tonight the lame stream media won't twist my words by repeating them verbatim." –Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Thanks to Larry for the graphic!

The Deathers: Latest Crazed Right Winger Group

First there were truthers. Then there were birthers. Now come the "deathers."

Like their refusing-to-believe brethren, a small minority is quietly beginning to insist that there is some doubt about whether Osama bin Laden is really dead. And like their skeptically minded cousins, the movement is beginning innocently, merely asserting that a few questions remain unanswered.


Local pastor made up elaborate Navy SEAL tale


"In the wake of the killing of Osama bin Laden President Obama's approval rating jumped to 56 percent, his highest in two years. Which shows there is literally nothing he can do to please the other 44 percent." –Seth Meyers

Will He Be Back?

Less than a month after their 25th wedding anniversary, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated.

First reported by the Los Angeles Times' Mark Z. Barabak, the couple confirmed the news Monday night, saying in a statement they are "continuing to parent" their four children together but are living apart.

According to the Wall Street Journal, men cry more as they get older. Especially when they reach retirement and they have to work as a greeter at Wal-Mart.- Jay Leno


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Another Family Valueless Republican Candidate For President?

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani admitted Friday that he can "probably be talked into" a run for the presidency.

While speaking to a group from the Republican National Lawyers Association at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., Giuliani asserted that his major goal is for a Republican to be elected as president in 2012.

Religion. It brings people together to find excuses to leave people behind.

"Sarah Palin said Obama should stop 'pussyfooting around' and release the photos. Yes, because the guy who ordered the SEALs into a sovereign country without permission and killed public enemy number one is a pussy, and the woman who quit her job as the governor of a state with no people after half a term and won't do an interview with anyone but Greta Van Susteren is a bad-ass. Right." –Bill Maher

Arizona Secession?

A long-simmering movement by liberal stalwarts in southern Arizona to break away from the rest of the largely conservative state is at a boiling point as secession backers press to bring their longshot ambition to the forefront of Arizona politics.

A group of lawyers from the Democratic stronghold of Tucson and surrounding Pima County have launched a petition drive seeking support for a November 2012 ballot question on whether the 48th state should be divided in two.

Graphic by Stephen

After Bin Laden’s Killing, Al Qaeda Radically Revises ‘Logistics’

"Stop saying 'we' got Osama. 'We' didn't do anything. 'We' were watching 'Celebrity Apprentice' and eating Funions in our sweatpants. Seal Team 6 did the killing, with money we borrowed from Beijing; that our grandchildren will have to pay back. So it was a joint Navy Seals/People's Bank of China/grandchildren operation." –Bill Maher

Al-Qaida released a statement saying the United States will pay for Osama bin Laden’s death. I’m pretty sure we did pay for it. We even took care of the funeral arrangements. - Jimmy Kimmel


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Washington, D.C. has a new program that would pay residents $12,000 to move closer to their workplace. It’s already a huge hit — in fact just today, 3,000 prostitutes moved in right across from Congress. - Jimmy Fallon


Zombie invasions, predictions of the Apocalypse, nosy neighbors: There are plenty of reasons to want to make your home a fortress. Polish architects KWKPromes designed the home, “Safe House,” to double as a maximum-security building. Mission very much accomplished -- the structure, located on the outskirts of Warsaw, Poland, has two modes: open, and closed-up tight from the outside world. No zombies allowed: This home is a cube of concrete and steel. Gee, I didn't know that Polish people were afraid of Zombies and I'm half Polish.
(Photo: Aleksander Rutkowski/Robert Konieczny - KWK Promes)




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