TGIF/Weekend edition - December 5-7, 2008

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Jobless Rate Rises to 6.7% as 533000 Jobs Are Lost
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Fidel Castro says Cuba
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Big Three say they could work with federal
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Little bit of history trivia. It was this week, actually yesterday, in 1961, that Fidel Castro announced he was a Marxist and would turn Cuba into a communist country where the government would take over all the major industries. Or as we call that today, a bailout. - Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
US military deaths in Iraq war at 4209 Las Vegas Sun, NV
Iraq blasts in Fallouja and Mosul kill at least 18, including 2 US ... Los Angeles Times
US soldier acquitted of murder in officers' deaths International Herald Tribune
Halliburton, KBR sued for unsafe conditions at Iraq base AFP
US Out Of Iraq in 2011
The commander of the US
military in Iraq has written to troops to announce a "subtle shift" in how they
conduct operations in the country.
Gen Raymond Odierno's move follows the signing last week by the Iraqi government
of a deal that will see
US troops leave the
country by 2011.
If India gets involved in a nuclear war, where are we gonna get tech support? - Zing!

Disturbing News
Racism Comes In All Forms
The owners of the Faubus Motel in northwest Arkansas say they replaced Old Glory with a Confederate flag outside their business after the election of Barack Obama - but not because the new president is black...."We think socialism is deeply rooted in him, and we'll see it manifest in all areas," Linda Vandiver told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. "This doesn't have anything to do with Mr. Obama's color. We'd like to celebrate the fact that for the first time we have a black president. But we can't."

Well, the Big Three car boys left their private jets at home and came in electric cars. They still don’t get it. The American people don’t want to see them in electric cars, but chairs.- Laugh Lines
Top 10 Bushisms of 2008 About.com
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Palin got $30K more in clothes Politico
Hutchison takes step toward run for governor
Alito ribs Biden for plagiarism Politico
Putting Lipstick On A _____
Gov. Sarah Palin’s traveling
makeup artist was paid $68,400 and her hair stylist received more than $42,000
for roughly two months of work, according to a new campaign finance report
filed with the Federal Election Commission.

Guinness creates new category for Bush: Worst President Ever - Grant Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama Hauls in Record $750 Million for Campaign New York Times
Obama urges donors to ease Clinton campaign debt
Clinton looks to loyalists for State Dept. staff The Associated Press

President-elect Barack Obama nominated New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson to be Secretary of Commerce. Given the state of our economy, that might be the toughest cabinet job of all of them, which means, once again, the Mexican guy gets stuck with the job nobody wants to do. - Jimmy Kimmell
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Biz-Tech News
Crude price dropping close to $40, and analysts say it may go even ... Houston Chronicle
Employers cut 533K jobs in Nov., most in 34 years
Jobs Slashed at Viacom and NBC Universal New York Times
Russia will cut gas supply if Ukraine does not pay: Putin AFP
Koobface Virus Still Making The Rounds On Facebook Washington Post
"According to this week's Newsweek, in this bad economy, a lot of wealthy people are feeling what's known as luxury shame. They're embarrassed about their wealth while others are hurting. Although they say, after a few bottles of Cristal, that feeling goes away." --Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Unconstitutional Crowding
Three federal judges seem
convinced that
overcrowding in California prisons is so bad it leads to unconstitutional
conditions. Now they must weigh whether ordering the release of nearly a
third of the state's inmates would be a public safety nightmare.
The state stuffs its 33 adult prisons with nearly twice as many inmates as they
were designed to house. Attorneys representing the inmates asked the judges on
Thursday to order the state to trim about 52,000 inmates from the current
population of 156,300 over the next two years.
The most fun of these exit interviews with the president is going to be watching the news anchors try to delicately assess whether this president realize just how bad he has f***ed this thing up [on screen: Gibson asking Bush various questions, trying to gauge what he thinks the American people think about his presidency. Gibson also asks Bush if there was an 'uh-oh' moment]. An 'uh-oh' moment? Why do we have to talk to this jackass like he's four? When did foolhardy war and economic collapse become 'uh-oh' moments? Mr. President, I have a question. Did you make a boom boom in the Middle East? Look at me, I'm asking you a question!" --Jon Stewart

Graphic by SpunDoubt in Alaska
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dick Cheney is still missing. Yay!
It's Name That Toon Time!

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Odd News
OJ Simpson faces 6 years to life at sentencing The Associated Press

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