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TGIF/Weekend edition - December 5-7, 2008
Little bit of history trivia. It was this week, actually yesterday, in 1961, that Fidel Castro announced he was a Marxist and would turn Cuba into a communist country where the government would take over all the major industries. Or as we call that today, a bailout. - Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
US Out Of Iraq in 2011
The commander of the US
military in Iraq has written to troops to announce a "subtle shift" in how they
conduct operations in the country.
If India gets involved in a nuclear war, where are we gonna get tech support? - Zing!
Disturbing News Racism Comes In All Forms
The owners of the Faubus Motel in northwest Arkansas say they replaced Old Glory with a Confederate flag outside their business after the election of Barack Obama - but not because the new president is black...."We think socialism is deeply rooted in him, and we'll see it manifest in all areas," Linda Vandiver told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. "This doesn't have anything to do with Mr. Obama's color. We'd like to celebrate the fact that for the first time we have a black president. But we can't."
Well, the Big Three car boys left their private jets at home and came in electric cars. They still don’t get it. The American people don’t want to see them in electric cars, but chairs.- Laugh Lines
Top 10 Bushisms of 2008 About.com
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Putting Lipstick On A _____
Gov. Sarah Palin’s traveling
makeup artist was paid $68,400 and her hair stylist received more than $42,000
for roughly two months of work, according to a new campaign finance report
filed with the Federal Election Commission.
Guinness creates new category for Bush: Worst President Ever - Grant Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
President-elect Barack Obama nominated New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson to be Secretary of Commerce. Given the state of our economy, that might be the toughest cabinet job of all of them, which means, once again, the Mexican guy gets stuck with the job nobody wants to do. - Jimmy Kimmell
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Biz-Tech News
"According to this week's Newsweek, in this bad economy, a lot of wealthy people are feeling what's known as luxury shame. They're embarrassed about their wealth while others are hurting. Although they say, after a few bottles of Cristal, that feeling goes away." --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News Unconstitutional Crowding
Three federal judges seem
convinced that
overcrowding in California prisons is so bad it leads to unconstitutional
conditions. Now they must weigh whether ordering the release of nearly a
third of the state's inmates would be a public safety nightmare.
The most fun of these exit interviews with the president is going to be watching the news anchors try to delicately assess whether this president realize just how bad he has f***ed this thing up [on screen: Gibson asking Bush various questions, trying to gauge what he thinks the American people think about his presidency. Gibson also asks Bush if there was an 'uh-oh' moment]. An 'uh-oh' moment? Why do we have to talk to this jackass like he's four? When did foolhardy war and economic collapse become 'uh-oh' moments? Mr. President, I have a question. Did you make a boom boom in the Middle East? Look at me, I'm asking you a question!" --Jon Stewart
Graphic by SpunDoubt in Alaska
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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