"In Afghanistan, President Hamid Karzai is mad at the United States. We said his government is riddled with bribes, corruption, and pay-offs. I guess they're trying to pass healthcare over there too." –Jay Leno
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Liquor store bombed in Baghdad, killing 3

• 18-year-old Afghan woman slain in campaign of fear

• Pakistani airstrike kills many civilians: official

• Obama seeks nuclear safeguards, presses defiant Iran

• Drug violence scares off tourists to Mexico

• Father of slain Marine waging battle against funeral protests

"President Obama signed a historic treaty with the Russian president today. Not everyone's happy about it. Fox News said it was a 'summit between a powerful communist leader and the president of Russia.'" –Craig Ferguson
 

Disturbing News

• China ship 'gouged two-mile scar' in Great Barrier Reef

Well, according to the Pentagon, Al Qaeda is in financial ruin. You know why they’re broke? Health insurance premiums. –Jay Leno
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Nebraska to limit abortions because of fetal pain

• Sarah Palin quits as Alaska governor and gets rich; rakes in $12M since  quitting

• GOP hopes for upset in Fla. US House election

• GOPer likes a Justice Clinton

Homophobic Logic

Mike Huckabee, a possible Republican presidential candidate in 2012, says the effort to allow gays and lesbians to marry is comparable to legalizing incest, polygamy and drug use.

Huckabee also told college journalists last week that gay couples should not be permitted to adopt. "Children are not puppies," he said.
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• US Amb.: Americans share outrage over stranded boy

• Ashley Dupre, Gov. Eliot Spitzer's former call girl 'Kristen', featured in Playboy

Obama: ‘Our Biggest Challenge is Preventing Loose Newts’

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Biz-Tech News

• Banking execs skeptical on mortgage reductions

• Consumer Reports calls Lexus GX 460 unsafe

• Twitter to have paid tweets show up in searches

"Alan Greenspan, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, said of his time in office, "I was wrong 30% of the time." Well that's not bad - for a weatherman - or a free throw shooter - but you were the Chairman of the Fed. We need the Fed to be on the pill and you ran it on the rhythm method." –Seth Meyers

CNN and Their Plummeting Ratings

Meeting with advertisers Tuesday during the midst of a ratings free-fall on its flagship network, CNN's leadership said it is staying the course in emphasizing its journalism.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Guantanamo Military Commissions Stymied Again

Returned Russian

The driver hired to deliver an adopted Russian boy from the Moscow airport to the Russian education ministry last week said he was "shocked like a crazy man" when he realized what was happening.

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Where in the world is Dick Cheney?

"I watched golf today. It's boring. There was no sex at all, just a bunch of middle-aged white guys and one guilty-looking black guy walking around." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

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