Tuesday edition - April 13, 2010




Okla. tea parties and lawmakers envision militia

AP – Mon Apr 12, 9:30 pm ET
AP OKLAHOMA CITY - Frustrated by recent political setbacks, tea party leaders and some conservative members of the Oklahoma Legislature say they would like to create a new volunteer militia to help defend against what they believe are improper federal infringements on state sovereignty

Foes of tea party movement to infiltrate rallies

AP – Mon Apr 12, 6:30 pm ET
ALBANY, N.Y. - Opponents of the fiscally conservative tea party movement say they plan to infiltrate and dismantle the political group by trying to make its members appear to be racist, homophobic and moronic

Wrong video of health protest spurs N-word feud

AP – 4-13-10
AP Three Democratic congressmen — all black — say they heard racial slurs as they walked through thousands of angry protesters outside the U.S. Capitol. A white lawmaker says he heard the epithets too. Conservative activists say the lawmakers are lying.


"In Afghanistan, President Hamid Karzai is mad at the United States. We said his government is riddled with bribes, corruption, and pay-offs. I guess they're trying to pass healthcare over there too." –Jay Leno



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"President Obama signed a historic treaty with the Russian president today. Not everyone's happy about it. Fox News said it was a 'summit between a powerful communist leader and the president of Russia.'" –Craig Ferguson




Disturbing News


Well, according to the Pentagon, Al Qaeda is in financial ruin. You know why they’re broke? Health insurance premiums. –Jay Leno




Republican-Shenanigans News

Homophobic Logic


Mike Huckabee, a possible Republican presidential candidate in 2012, says the effort to allow gays and lesbians to marry is comparable to legalizing incest, polygamy and drug use.

Huckabee also told college journalists last week that gay couples should not be permitted to adopt. "Children are not puppies," he said.



Rock-The-Voter News


Obama: ‘Our Biggest Challenge is Preventing Loose Newts’

By Don Davis




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Biz-Tech News


"Alan Greenspan, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, said of his time in office, "I was wrong 30% of the time." Well that's not bad - for a weatherman - or a free throw shooter - but you were the Chairman of the Fed. We need the Fed to be on the pill and you ran it on the rhythm method." –Seth Meyers


CNN and Their Plummeting Ratings


Meeting with advertisers Tuesday during the midst of a ratings free-fall on its flagship network, CNN's leadership said it is staying the course in emphasizing its journalism.




Bush-Prison-Torture News

Returned Russian


The driver hired to deliver an adopted Russian boy from the Moscow airport to the Russian education ministry last week said he was "shocked like a crazy man" when he realized what was happening.




Go-F**k-Yourself News


"I watched golf today. It's boring. There was no sex at all, just a bunch of middle-aged white guys and one guilty-looking black guy walking around." –Jimmy Kimmel





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A photo released by Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities shows a sarcophagus recently discovered in Bahariya Oasis, 300 km (190 miles) south west of Cairo April 12, 2010. Egyptian archaeologists carrying out excavations at the site of a planned youth centre have found 14 tombs dating back to the third century BC, including one with a female mummy adorned with jewelry.
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