May 14 2003 Hump Day
GUEST CARTOON BY MELANIE
The WMD Follies
In its latest bid to frighten the planet into a constant state of
shock and awe, our government is accelerating its own leading-edge
weapons-of-mass-destruction program: President Bush's allies on the Senate
Armed Services Committee have approved ending a decade-old ban on developing
atomic battlefield weapons and endorsed moving ahead with creating a nuclear
"bunker-buster" bomb. They also rubber-stamped the Administration's request
for funds to prepare for a quick resumption of nuclear weapons testing.
CNN Asia - 5-14-03
BRUSSELS, Belgium (Reuters) -- A Belgian lawyer filed a suit on Wednesday against Gen. Tommy Franks, commander of U.S. forces in Iraq, under Belgium's controversial law that allows its courts to try foreigners for war crimes.
Zelda Morgan - ALL HAT NO CATTLE MERCENARY JOURNALIST
The Great Escape
"Scientists gave six monkeys a computer for
thirty days. They did not come out with Shakespeare, but they did come up
with Bush's tax plan." -Anita Beer in Gusher's Lounge, Ardmore,
Email Zelda at email@example.com
Viva La Texas Democrats!!!
DC feels reverberations of Texas' Democrats' move
WASHINGTON — Accusing Texas Democrats of
cowardice, U.S. House Republican Leader Tom DeLay said Tuesday that if
federal law allows, FBI agents should travel to Oklahoma, arrest the
holed-up lawmakers and deliver them to Austin.
(R- TEXAS SOCK STUFFER)
Texas Lawmakers Trade Barbs in Standoff
SUBJECT: Your site
most amusing. A gay friend says that "socks" photo is getting some attention in the community. even more amusing.
What could be funnier than Bush pushing his "socks" in our faces with an unreleased crotch strap?
The gay community needs a laugh after the daily assaults they endure from the Halleluiah Homophobes.
Hi, Lisa and Zelda--
The only thing worse than being a Democrat in Texas is being a Democrat in Florida. We feel your pain. We are proud of you and Texas Democrats.
WHITE MAN SPEAKS WITH FORKED TONGUE
I bumped today's toon down here because Melanie did a much better toon. Thanks Mel.
Has anyone told you to leave the US if you don't like it?
Here's a place to get away from those kind of people. Click on logo.
Tell 'em we sent you.
Have you heard of the clenis yet?
Sent in by BH48
Where're Osama, Saddam and all those unused weapons of mass destruction? - Lisa
Viva La France
A french-built Eurocopter comes out of a high-speed vertical loop during a demonstration on the first trading day of the Australian International Airshow at Avalon Airport in Melbourne, 11 February 2003