May 14  2003  Hump Day

GUEST CARTOON BY MELANIE

The WMD Follies
The Nation -5-14-03


... In its latest bid to frighten the planet into a constant state of shock and awe, our government is accelerating its own leading-edge weapons-of-mass-destruction program: President Bush's allies on the Senate Armed Services Committee have approved ending a decade-old ban on developing atomic battlefield weapons and endorsed moving ahead with creating a nuclear "bunker-buster" bomb. They also rubber-stamped the Administration's request for funds to prepare for a quick resumption of nuclear weapons testing.
       A nuclear road of no return - Working for Change
       SCHEER: A Nuclear Road of No Return - AlterNet
       Ivins: Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction a Crucial Detail - Salt Lake Tribune
 


'Glades ruling puts Bush on spot
South Florida Sun-Sentinel, FL - May 11, 2003
... Jeb Bush in a controversy with implications that could stretch all the way to the 2004 presidential election. ...

 

Suit accuses General Tommy Franks of war crimes

CNN Asia - 5-14-03

BRUSSELS, Belgium (Reuters) -- A Belgian lawyer filed a suit on Wednesday against Gen. Tommy Franks, commander of U.S. forces in Iraq, under Belgium's controversial law that allows its courts to try foreigners for war crimes.


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The Great Escape

 

"Scientists gave six monkeys a computer for thirty days. They did not come out with Shakespeare, but they did come up with Bush's tax plan." -Anita Beer in Gusher's Lounge, Ardmore, Oklahoma.

 

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 Viva La Texas Democrats!!!

 

 

DC feels reverberations of Texas' Democrats' move
By Chuck Lindell -AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Tuesday, May 13, 2003



WASHINGTON Accusing Texas Democrats of cowardice, U.S. House Republican Leader Tom DeLay said Tuesday that if federal law allows, FBI agents should travel to Oklahoma, arrest the holed-up lawmakers and deliver them to Austin.

 

TOM DELAY

(R- TEXAS SOCK STUFFER)


Texas Lawmakers Trade Barbs in Standoff
The Porterville Recorder, CA - 5-14-03
... When 58 of the 62 Democrats didn't show up Monday in Austin, House Speaker Tom Craddick
ordered Texas troopers to arrest the missing lawmakers and bring them ...

 



 

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most amusing. A gay friend says that "socks" photo is getting some attention in the community. even more amusing.

What could be funnier than Bush pushing his "socks" in our faces with an unreleased crotch strap?

The gay community needs a laugh after the daily assaults they endure from the Halleluiah Homophobes.


Hi, Lisa and Zelda--

As an intern for one of the House Democrats who walked out the other day, I just wanted to say thanks for the links. I am proud of my State Representative. It is hard being a Democrat in Texas, and it's good to know that we have your support. Take care!
--Andrea

The only thing worse than being a Democrat in Texas is being a Democrat in Florida. We feel your pain. We are proud of you and Texas Democrats.

 

 

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I bumped today's toon down here because Melanie did a much better toon.  Thanks Mel.

 



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A french-built Eurocopter comes out of a high-speed vertical loop during a demonstration on the first trading day of the Australian International Airshow at Avalon Airport in Melbourne, 11 February 2003

 


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