Thursday edition - October 29, 2009

 

 

Big Oil’s Heart of Darkness

Newsweek - 10-29-09
The conviction of arms dealers and former top government officials in France could help to shed light on Dick Cheney's Halliburton years.
 

Sarah Palin's $100k speaking fee has Iowa Republicans wincing

 Politico – 10-29-09
A conservative Iowa group's effort to lure Palin to its banquet has had an unintended effect.

Brother Karzai on CIA Payroll: Drugs, Spies, Controversy
Time.com – Wed Oct 28, 5:25 pm ET
The news that Ahmed Wali Karzai has been on the payroll of the CIA for the past eight years, as reported in today's New York Times, won't come as a surprise to most Afghans
 


 

Cheney is out and about blasting Obama and Bush is giving sophomoric motivational speeches at $4.95 a person. Why doesn't that surprise me?

 


 

"In a speech in Canada, former President George W. Bush said he was proud that when he was in office he didn't sell his soul, which is true. He rented it to Dick Cheney, who then sublet it to Halliburton, but it's totally different." –Jay Leno

 


 


 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Money Talks, Taliban Walks?

 

There is a well-known saying in Afghanistan: "You can rent an Afghan, but you can't buy him."

Some experts on the region believe a U.S. program to pay Taliban fighters to quit the organization is buying temporary loyalty.
 


 

"Yesterday, former President George W. Bush made his debut as a motivational speaker. Afterwards, Bush said, 'The crowd was so motivated, many of them left halfway through.'" –Conan O'Brien

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

"Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected." –David Letterman
 


Sarah Palin's $100k Speaking Fee Has Iowa Republicans Wincing
 

The Iowa Family Policy Center’s effort to cobble together $100,000 for Palin would represent a striking departure from customary practice in the first-in-the-nation state, these Republicans say, noting that a generation of White House hopefuls has paid their own way to boost their party and presidential ambitions.

 


 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News

 


 

"Speaking of former President Bush, he gave a motivational speech in Florida yesterday. Bush spoke for half an hour and said he 'just hopes' his 'words were inspirationistic. Bush is actually really good at motivating. Last year, he motivated everyone to vote for Obama." –Jimmy Fallon

 


Cheneys Send Cupcakes To A Cupcake . No, Really.

 

 

The cupcake delivery, facilitated apparently by Start-Up Nation author and Cheney defender Dan Senor, was made after the Cheneys watched yesterday's show, and determined that Mika Brzezisnski seemed "a little cranky" after she launched into what Senor called "a tirade."

 



 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


 

 


 

"Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of the release of 'Terminator.' 'Terminator' is a movie we liked so much, we elected it governor here in California." –Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

Email

Subject: How's it going?

 

Lisa, I wish you the best, you truly are deserving. I love your sense of humor. Whatever motivates you? I sent you a little via paypal.

I hope your medical leave went well. Let us know.

Jessie and Bob

 

Thanks so much for writing Jessie and Bob. And thank you for your support.

 

Hey, I'm just your everyday truth seeker with an odd sense of humor, that's my motivation.

 

During my CAT scan an English speaking recording came on and instructed me what to do. I liked that. My CAT scan appointment was at 8am, I was out at 9:30am and caught the bus back home at 12:30pm. Socialized medicine in action.

I'll find out all my test results on the 5th when I see my oncologist.


 


 

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"President Obama is in the news. He's been criticized for only playing sports with other men. He's been taking some slack for that lately, so yesterday, he played golf with one of his top female advisers or as Fox News reported it, 'Obama plays a round with another woman.'" –Conan O'Brien

 


 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"It's getting nasty. Cheney said that when it comes to Afghanistan, Obama seems to be 'afraid.' Afraid? Isn't Cheney the one that was hiding in the underground bunker?" –Jay Leno

 


 


 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

"And an auditor found rampant fraud in the government's first-time home buyers program. The auditor found that starter home money even went to 4-year-olds. Imagine that. Four-year-olds got a home loan, which is good news for Jon and Kate's kids because now they can get their own place. Don't have to deal with those two idiots anymore." –Jay Leno
 


 

 


 

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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

Crocodiles are on sale at Walmart's first Sam's Club after the opening ceremony in China's southern city, Guangzhou Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2009. All Hat No Cattle wonders if the Chinese wrestle crocodiles as America's Seminole Indians wrestle alligators?
Photo/Vincent Yu

 

Peace.

 


 


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