Monday edition - November 10, 2008




Obama advisers signal Republican roles in administration
Boston Globe, United States - 11-10-08
- Top advisers to Barack Obama sent a strong message yesterday that Republicans will play a vital role in his...


Russia sees hope of missile progress with Obama
Reuters - 11-10-08
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia hopes for constructive talks with the next US administration on Washington's planned missile defense system in Europe, Russian media quoted Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov as saying on Sunday

Palin blamed for Obama attacks
Standard, Kenya - 11-10-08
The US Secret Service has blamed Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin for the death threats against president-elect Barack Obama


"People are now asking if the Obamas being in the White House will be a return to Camelot. You know like what it was during the Kennedys? As opposed to the last eight years, which is return to the 'Dukes of Hazzard.'" --Jay Leno


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

As The Stomach Turns


"We feel about Sarah Palin the same way you guys feel about the Queen," said Mike Spalding, chewing tobacco. He quit shaving in 1992, and has a grey beard down to his navel.



How bad must the G.O.P. feel right about now? It portrayed Obama as a socialist, a communist, a Muslin, and a friend of terrorists, and the majority of American voters said, “Y’know, we’re O.K. with that, as long as he’s not a Republican.” - Laugh Lines





Disturbing News


Secret Hit Squads


The U.S. military has been using a secret order to target suspected al-Qaeda terrorists anywhere in the world since spring 2004, the New York Times said, citing unidentified senior American officials.



"Sources from the McCain campaign are starting to talk. And they said today that when they were prepping Sarah Palin for the debates, they found out that she thought Africa was a country, not a continent. Now, to be fair to Sarah Palin, it is hard to see Africa from Alaska." --Conan O'Brien

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Joe Scarborough Drops The F-Word This Morning and Admits Drug Use At 1:06



Morning TV Is For Adults Only!



What the ...?

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough apologized Monday to the young viewers in the audience of his "Morning Joe" for dropping an F-bomb.

"This is a show for adults, but I got a lot of people telling me their kids wake up and have breakfast watching with them," Scarborough said.

"I hope you understand, that was a real slip up. I apologize only to you and your children. If you're an adult, get over it."


MSNBC to Launch ‘F*cking Joe’ - The Borowitz Report (satire)



Republican-Shenanigans News




"In fact, starting today, Barack Obama is now going to receive the daily White House intelligence briefing on things like, you know, security and terrorism, stuff like that. It's the same briefing President Bush gets every day, but without the pictures and the color by numbers." --Jay Leno




The New Jersey councilman who allegedly urinated on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington, D.C. nightclub swore off booze on Sunday -- two days after he was busted for the embarrassing stunt...




"Rumor is, still a lot of infighting within the McCain campaign, between the Palin people and the McCain people. Now, I don't know if that's true or not, but earlier today, Sarah Palin put McCain's campaign bus on eBay." --Jay Leno

Rock-The-Voter News


It's so odd: last Tuesday, Bush really did unite the Country. - Grant Gerver




Happy Birthday Marine Corps
Montgomery Advertiser, AL


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Biz-Tech News


"The stock market had its worst week in a long time, and that's saying something considering recent history. Not only that, the stores are reporting their worst earnings in the last eight years, unemployment is at a 14-year high, car companies apparently are headed toward extinction. Today in Times Square, the stock ticker just said, 'What the f**k are you looking at?'" --Bill Maher



Sarah Spreads The Blame



Gov. Sarah Palin blames the Bush administration for the failure of the McCain-Palin ticket, thinks people need to move on from the so-called "Troopergate" controversy and has no regrets about state per diem for time spent at her home in Wasilla or state-funded travel for her children.




"The rumor is the GOP is blaming Sarah Palin for losing the election. But to be fair, Sarah Palin didn't pick Sarah Palin. Isn't that right?" --Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Bagpipes In Basra


Universal Music will release an album of bagpipe music next month, some of it recorded by a British army regiment while serving in Basra.

The label said "Spirit of the Glen: Journey" is the first commercial recording from the frontline of a warzone

Go-F**k-Yourself News


Where's the funny in Barack Obama?

That question, which dogged TV humorists throughout the presidential race, has gained new urgency now that Obama is headed for the White House.

His victory last week signaled imminent hardship for comics who lampoon political leaders for a living. The laugh-a-minute 2008 campaign is history, and soon there'll be no President Bush to kick around in comedy sketches or talk-show monologues.


"You know, it doesn't matter if McCain or Obama won this election; either way, politicians in general don't give a rip about us." - Joe the Plumber using up his fifteen minutes of fame









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Miss Geico piloted by Marc Granet of St. Petersburg Beach, Florida and Scott Begovich of Jupiter, Florida speeds by sunbathers en route to a Turbine class world title at the Key West World Championship offshore powerboat races in Key West, Florida November 9, 2008. Granet and Begovich averaged 125.88 mph over the 81.4-mile course off the Florida Keys. This was the fastest speed of any of the entries during the week-long world championship in the Florida Keys. Photo/Andy Newman/Florida Keys News Bureau