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May 5, 2011 - Thursday


Jousting over credit over getting Osama
Washington Post
The pollsters are predicting the 9-point “Osama Bounce” for President Obama will fade in a few weeks. So maybe the annoying partisan debate about who gets credit for killing the terrorist will also go away. Republicans, quick to claim that torture

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"Success has many fathers, failure is an orphan." - Unknown


"Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Obama never would have tracked down bin Laden if it weren't for George W. Bush's policies. Although in fairness, Obama never would have even been elected if it weren't for George W. Bush's policies." –Jimmy Fallon



40% of Americans Are Nuts

 Nearly 60 percent of Americans would never support a Republican presidential bid by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin or real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump, according to a new poll on Wednesday.
 


"President Obama has done something that no one else has been able to do. He got Donald Trump so shut up." –Jay Leno
 



"Obama's even getting a little cocky. Today he held a press conference and said, 'Yeah, I was born in Kenya. What you gonna do about it?'" –Jay Leno


 



Obama pays somber respects at 9/11 ground zero

Marking Osama bin Laden's death where the terrorist inflicted his greatest damage, President Barack Obama soberly laid a wreath Thursday at New York's ground zero and declared to the city and the world, "When we say we will never forget, we mean what we say."


"NATO bombed Gadhafi's compound in Tripoli. The bombing damaged countless antique rugs and curtains, leaving Gadhafi with absolutely nothing to wear." –Jay Leno
 



GOP Will Let Elderly Live Until 2012! YeeHaw!

Republicans in Congress on Thursday appeared to back away from a contentious plan to overhaul Medicare, saying the fate of the healthcare program for the elderly may have to wait until after the 2012 elections.


Some top Republicans are giving most of the credit for killing bin Laden to former President George W. Bush. It’s kind of like when someone opens a pickle jar and you say, “Well, I loosened it.” - Jimmy Kimmel



While promoting her “Let’s Move” campaign at a middle school, Michelle Obama danced the Cha-Cha, the Running Man, and the Dougie. Not to show off — she was just doing her impression of Barack after they got bin Laden.- Jimmy Fallon



First, Osama bin Laden was killed, then his computer was confiscated, and now the final insult: Elizabeth Hasselbeck of “The View” is writing a book about him. - Craig Ferguson
 


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