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TGIF/Weekend edition - May 9-11, 2008
Is Cindy McCain or Laura Bush the Botox Queen of Washington? I bet their monthly botox bill is more than an health insurance premium for a family of four.
"President Bush has offered to help Myanmar. I guess it used to be called Burma. That's where they had that terrible cyclone, where thousands of people were killed as the country was hit by a devastating cyclone. In fact, Bush offered to help the country under one condition, 'Don't tell New Orleans." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
Disturbing News
"I'm staying in this race until there's a nominee and obviously I am going to work as hard as I can to become that nominee" - Hillary Clinton
Subject: Hillary should quit?
Lisa,
Thanks for writing, Greg.
This is a close race, yet Obama supporters and the media are screaming 24/7 for Hillary to give up before the contest is over.
Personally, I am enjoying this Democratic Waltz before the relentless onslaught of the GOP body slammers.
"This thing just grinds on and on. Barack Obama won in North Carolina. Hillary Clinton barely won in my home state in Indiana, and again, we're hearing that the Clinton campaign is in financial trouble. They need money, desperately need money. And as a matter of fact, to raise money, earlier today. Hillary Clinton entered a wet pantsuit contest." --David Letterman
Republican Ethics Problem Solved
The Senate Ethics Committee
declined Thursday to investigate Sen. David Vitter, who was linked to an escort
service whose owner was convicted in federal court and subsequently committed
suicide.
Republican-Shenanigans-News
"Hey, you know who is getting married this weekend? One of the Bush sisters. Jenna Bush is getting married this weekend at her father's place in Crawford, Texas. And this is no surprise: the $2 billion ice sculpture contract went to Halliburton." --David Letterman
Hillary Uses The White Word!
Does Hillary Clinton
believe that white Americans are the hard working ones, and all of Barack
Obama's supporters are lazy blacks and college kids?
Of course not, but that's how it sounds to unfriendly ears.
Rock-The-Voter-News
Superdelegate For Sale
In this tight
battle for the Democratic nomination we've heard a lot about the candidates
courting superdelegates.
"And you can tell Barack Obama is feeling confident. Did you see what he did this afternoon? Did you see what he did today? He went bowling with his former pastor, Reverend Wright. ... That's confidence." --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech-News
Maybe Hillary should have worn flag earrings. - Zing!
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
Today is Friday, May 9,
the 130th day of 2008. There are 236 days left in the year. One year ago: Vice President Dick Cheney pressed Iraq's leaders to do more to reduce violence and achieve political reconciliation in a visit to Baghdad that was punctuated by an explosion that shook windows at the U.S. Embassy where Cheney was visiting.
Go-F**k-Yourself=News
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Odd News
Biologist
Laura Fournier examines a day old scarlet macaw chick that is part of a breeding
program at the ZooAve Center for the Rescue of Endangered Species in La Garita,
Costa Rica, Thursday, April 24, 2008. Endangered scarlet macaws born in
captivity are reproducing in the wild for the first time in Costa Rica's
southern Pacific coast.
Peace.
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