I'm baaack.  I have arrived at the waistband of the world and have yet to find one weapon of mass destruction!  I have found that the United States is not looked fondly upon by our Central and South American cousins, so I dyed my hair black, put on a flamenco outfit and I fit in just fine ( pic to come).  The search continues....

June 11 2003  Wednesday

Senate Intelligence Panel to Hold Iraq WMD Assessment
FOX News - 6-11-03

WASHINGTON — The Senate Intelligence Committee (search) will investigate whether
intelligence assessments about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program ...

       GOP resists Democratic call for probe on Iraq WMD intelligence - WTNH
       Senate Intelligence Panel to Hold Iraq WMD Assessment - WDRB

The Case for Impeachment
AlterNet -6-11-03
... During the past two and a half months, according to reliable news reports, military patrols have visited over 300 suspected WMD sites throughout Iraq. ...
Blix Slams ‘Bastards’ Of US Administration
Palestine Chronicle - 6-11-03
..."I have my detractors in Washington. There are bastards who spread things around, of course, who planted nasty things in the media. Not that I cared very much," Blix told the Guardian newspaper on Wednesday, June 11.

Zelda did this toon.  She is so talented, she can write, draw, cook and is a slot slut at any casino.  Zelda has it all, she has taken over AHNC while I'm doing the dirty work searching for WMDs!







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"The middle of the road is no private cul-de-sac. I can't get to the curb to the cab without some little jerk on my back.
Don't harass me, can't you tell, I'm going home I'm tired as hell.
I'm not the cat I used to be. I gotta getta thirty-three, baby.
Get in the road. C'mon now, in the middle of the road, yeah!"
- Anita Beer singing Karaoke in Washington, DC, Chrisy Hynde and the Pretenders, Middle of the Road.

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George W. Bush's cousin enjoying a summer treat.



An Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh

by Margie Burns

Dear Mr. Limbaugh,

I have not heard your widely acclaimed radio broadcasts, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been urging your fans to “PLEASE, BOYCOTT ALL FRENCH PRODUCTS!”

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"The Justice Department has barred a group of gay employees from holding their annual gay pride event at the department's headquarters. The move was a part of Attorney General John Ashcroft's new 'Don't ask, Don't be gay policy.'" —Conan O'Brien

"I swear I am a homophobe

and proud of it."




Thanks to Scott Smith





"Earlier this week thousands of angry Iraqis marched in the streets, demanding that the new Iraqi government be selected by a majority vote by the citizens. Oh shut up! We don't even do that in this country." —Jay Leno

"President Bush flew over Iraq in Air Force One, saw the devastation and said 'Don't worry about this, we'll get whoever did this.'" —Craig Kilborn




Where're Osama, Saddam and the unused weapons of mass destruction? - Lisa



Iraq Body Count












Booster rockets are seen as they fall back to Earth over the Florida coastline (Lower R), after separating from the Delta 2 rocket, in this image from a rocket-mounted video camera, June 10, 2003. (NASA)



While traveling through Central America I met an investigator of the Colombia crash.  This gentle man requested that NASA's Hawaiian telescope be used to check the damage to the space shuttle, three days after Colombia took off.  His request was denied on the basis that no telescope could see that far clearly and similar nonsense.  This investigator stated that the telescope could clearly read ID#'s on the space shuttle.  WTF is going on at NASA?



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