Tuesday edition - November 14, 2006








Vietnam trade bill goes down to defeat
Houston Chronicle, United States - 11-14-06
... The Vietnam trade bill is heavily supported by US business executives who are eager to get into one of the fastest-growing markets in Southeast Asia. ...


Group sues to have Rumsfeld investigated
Houston Chronicle, United States - 11-14-06
 Civil rights activists filed suit Tuesday asking German prosecutors to open a war crimes investigation of outgoing Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and a ...

Bush hopes to reassert US leadership during Asia trip
San Jose Mercury News,  USA - 11-14-06
... In addition to attending APEC forums and dinners, Bush will hold a series of one-on-one meetings in Hanoi with leaders from Australia, Vietnam, South Korea ...


I always feel safer when Bush leaves the country.



On behalf of those of us who spoke out against this pre-emptive war from the beginning and were reviled as anti-troops and unpatriotic: When might we receive an apology? - Zing!





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Faulty Memory


Former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby is charged with lying to investigators in the case and wants to present classified material at his trial in January to show jurors that he had a lot on his mind and couldn't remember details about the leak.

U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton said Libby has a right to use some classified material at trial in January.



"Yesterday, Bush had lunch with the new Democratic Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. I believe the main course was Rumsfeld's head on a platter." --Jay Leno



By Don Davis






Disturbing News

Bush in a Turban?


Some events require more public disclosure than others.

World leaders gathering in Hanoi this weekend for the annual Pacific Rim summit will be invited to don traditional Vietnamese "ao dai" silk tunics and black velvet turbans for their group photo, staff of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum said Tuesday.





"President Bush, on Wednesday, held a news conference where he vowed to work with the new Democratic majority. Which, if true, can only mean one thing -- the Democrats have a nuclear bomb." --Amy Poehler


Republican Shenanigans


Hey, all you "Sportsmen for Bush": Where do you plan to hunt and fish when it's all been destroyed? - Zing!






Haiku For A Former “Genius”
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dream of Bush’s Brain:
Permanent Majority,
Surgic’ly removed.


Colbert’s Got Some Tough Wørds For Bush 41



Rock-The-Voter News



Newt in ‘94 vowed to investigate Clinton for 2 years as his platform






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"Next week, President Bush is going to Vietnam. So it looks like he's finally going to finish up that National Guard duty." --Jay Leno



Biz/Tech News



There's just something about a crew cut that says, "You can trust me." There's your boy. This is Montana's new senator, John Tester. I don't know much about him. And I don't need to. His hair says it all. "I'm friendly, I'm dependable, I'm literally level-headed." If hair could smile, it would look like this. And most importantly, it's hair that says, "You will never ever, ever, ever find me snorting meth with a gay hooker." - Bill Maher


Bush-Prison-Torture News




"I don't want to say that George Bush is a lame duck, but this morning, Cheney shot him." --Bill Maher


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Odd News



In this photo released by China's Xinhua news agency, members of the Chinese Art Ensemble of the Handicapped perform a dance named 'Mother Buddha' at the Xinjiang People's Hall in Urumqi, northwest China, on Saturday November 11, 2006. Consisting of hear-impaired dancers, the art troupe, set up in 1987, has given performances in more than 30 countries and won sound reputations, Xinhua said. (Photo/Xinhua, Wang Min)