Tuesday edition - May 2, 2006



Sour news for GOP in poll
USA TODAY - 5-2-06
Six months before Republicans try to hold on to control of Congress in the fall elections, a new poll shows President Bush has slid to the lowest approval rating of his presidency, and a majority of voters say they'll vote for Democrats in November.

A USA TODAY/Gallup Poll taken Friday through Sunday found Bush's approval rating at 34%...

Poll: Iraq mission may be impossible

CNN- 5-2-06
Three years after President Bush declared major combat over in Iraq, Americans have strong doubts that the United States will fulfill the ...

Lawmakers Deal With Voter Anger Over Pork
Houston Chronicle, United States - 5-2-06
... Lawmakers say voters are getting sick of all this pork; there's even a recent poll that says reforming earmarks is the most important issue facing Congress. ...


I can hardly wait for November when we get to be the decider and the impeacher.




George, you're not "The Decider," buddy. If anything, you're "The Bankruptor."  -- Grant Gerver




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


War is Hell Great



"Secretary Rumsfeld and I have an excellent relationship. We're working very hard together. We're actually having a great time here in Iraq." -- Condoleezza Rice



"President Bush says he wants to find alternative sources of energy. He says they're looking towards solar power. In fact, he and Rumsfeld are planning an invasion of the sun." --Jay Leno



Disturbing News



May 10: Mark Your Calendars


A federal judge has ordered the Secret Service to release all records of disgraced GOP lobbyist Jack Abramoff's visits to the White House - which could prove an embarrassment for President Bush.

The logs are expected to show who Abramoff met with at the White House as well as when and how long he was there.


Bush has said he didn't know Abramoff, who pleaded guilty in a massive influence-peddling scandal. But photos show the two posing for pictures at the White House...



"President Bush introduced former Fox broadcaster Tony Snow as the new White House Press Secretary. See, this is the perfect example of wasteful government spending. I mean, why is the president paying someone to join his staff and tow the party line when he was doing it on Fox for free?" --Jay Leno



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Republican Shenanigans



"I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers, and rubble, and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message that no matter what happens to America she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo-ops in the world." --Comedian Stephen Colbert, roasting Bush at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner



Valerie Plame Covertly Speaks



Valerie Plame and husband Joseph Wilson were in the crowd spilling out of the ABC News party (they are guests of the network at the dinner). Plame was pleasant, but asked by E&P why she came tonight she said, Im sorry, adding in mock-red carpet lingo, Im wearing Armani.


Rock-The-Voter News


Being Lou Dobbs


CNN's Lou Dobbs has been one of the most vehement critics of illegal immigration and launches a nightly broadside against the United States' "broken borders" on the cable network






VIDEO - MSNBC: Plame Leak Hurt U.S. Ability to Spy on Iran Nukes




Katherine Harris Update


A congressional watchdog group asked the Justice Department on Monday to investigate whether Rep. Katherine Harris, R-Fla., attempted to obtain a $10 million appropriation for a defense contractor in return for his financial support.

Biz-Tech News



"A new Senate report just released advises that FEMA should be abolished. Boy, that sounds a little drastic, I mean what are we going to do without FEMA? We could ask the folks in New Orleans, I guess." --Jay Leno





Interview with Bill Maher



HBO: What would you want to ask Clinton?

Bill Maher:
I'd like to know his perspective now that Bush is such a f-ck up. Does he feel like he wants to say, I told you so? And doesn't everyone in this country feel a little ridiculous about the fact that my vice-president couldn't become president because he worked for a guy who got a bl-w job?

That's how uptight this country is. He wasn't even the guy who got the bl-w job. I mean he lost to a moron for that dumb-ass reason.

I mean, it's five years later, doesn't he want to say to America, my god, do you see what idiots you were?



Bush-Prison-Torture News

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Great site except for one thing...no criticism of Democrats. Both parties are as corrupt as can be and only exist because of an ignorant populace. The destruction of our nation will continue unabated no matter who is in control. We would not be in Iraq without both parties voting to be there, and then voting to pay for the monstrous events. I could just as easily go to a pro-Republican site and say the same thing. This nation is finished because of the self serving bastards in congress and the white house.


I criticize the Democrats, but the Republicans have cornered the market on political comedy!


Bush Breaks 750 Laws, Congress Yawns


President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution.


Go-F*ck-Yourself News




"But when you look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg...And then you look at the conservatives, it's like Chuck Norris, Bo Derek and the Gatlin Brothers. I don't know if being liberal makes you more right, but it does seem like it makes you more talented." Bill Maher


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