I’m surprised that no one has branded the underwear bomber: Fruit of the Boom. - Laugh Lines

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The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Afghan attacks kill 4 US troops, British soldier

• 3 policemen killed in two bombings in northern Iraq Xinhua

• Americans detained in Pakistan deny terror plans

• Yemen kills rebels it says behind threat to U.S. embassy

• Airports increase security after US flight attack

• Man skirts NJ airport security, delaying flights

This Should Get Interesting

The Iraqi prime minister vowed Monday to seek punishment for the Blackwater guards accused of killing 17 people at a busy Baghdad intersection after U.S. courts dropped the case in a decision that outraged many Iraqis.

British Intelligence Devises Anti-Terrorist Underwear: ‘Defends’

Disturbing News

• Destructive tsunami crashes over Solomon Islands

• 2 guards shot in Las Vegas federal building

• Confusion in Europe after US demands more security

The suicide bomber who killed seven CIA employees at a remote outpost in southeastern Afghanistan had been invited onto the base and had not been searched. Seriously, American government today has more problems with background checking than the entire NFL. - Laugh Lines

Plain Ol' Racists

The US Secret Service is investigating an effigy of President Barack Obama found hanging from a building in the hometown of ex-president Jimmy Carter

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Sen. DeMint standing firm against TSA nominee

• Romney plans Iowa stop on book tour Chicago Tribune

• Republican Party Protests the Disney Company Huffington Post (blog)

Oh great, you know what’s going to happen now because of the underwear bomber. The TSA will start training agents to administer the dreaded two- handed wedgie. - Laugh Lines

Afghans Skateboarding For Peace

Afghanistan's first skateboarding park and school opened in Kabul on Tuesday with a boarding showdown between dozens of youngsters -- ranging from ministers' children to streetkids -- that it aims to bring together.

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama ends Hawaiian holiday, returns to Washington

• Sen. John Kerry undergoing 2nd hip replacement

• Blagojevich competing on `Celebrity Apprentice'

• Threats against federal judges, prosecutors are up

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil above $80 on US economy, demand optimism

• GM says China sales up 67 percent in 2009

• Dubai opening world's tallest building amid crisis

• Networks blur policy of not paying for interviews

• IRS to start regulating paid tax preparers 

How's the GOP Economy?

With the Republican Party on the cusp of major gains in the House next year — and with the dream of retaking the House appearing to be a real, if improbable, possibility — one major obstacle remains: tightfisted Republican incumbents.

The National Republican Congressional Committee, the key cog in helping to finance GOP campaigns, has banked less than a third as much money as its Democratic counterpart and is ending the year with barely enough money to fully finance a single House race
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• More Yemenis to go home from Guantánamo MiamiHerald.com

Homeland Security and Health Care To Be Combined at Airport Screenings

Go-F**k-Yourself News

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Telling Tiger To Convert Just Ain’t Kosher
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Tiger Woods’ rep has really been hurt.
Hume’s solution? The guy should convert:
Be a Buddhist no more —
Enter Christian faith’s door.
Get redemption for chasing each skirt.

Here’s hoping my dysexlia better gets in 1020. - Laugh Lines

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