"I'll just tell you this...if this passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented -- I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"- Rush Limbaugh
Limbaugh: I'm Not Moving To Costa Rica - Huffington Post
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Record
ratings for the Oscars last night. Kathryn Bigelow won best director for her
film about the Iraq war. But in her speech, she forgot to thank the two people
without whom this film could never have been made — Bush and Cheney." –Jay
Leno Northrop Grumman Put All Their Cash In The Republican's Basket
It was a Clash of Titans: a brutal feud, spanning nearly five years, between Boeing and Northrop Grumman over Pentagon billions...a crippling error for Northrop may well have been its decision to bank too long and too heavily on Republicans maintaining control.
Disturbing News Sarah Palin Compares Herself To God?
Sarah Palin on writing on her hand: "If it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me," Palin told a crowd in Canada. "She cited a line from the Bible as part of her remarks, which she said a supporter had sent her," the New York Daily News writes. "The passage, Isaiah 49:16, says, 'See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands.' 'I’m in good company,' Palin said."
"It's a
memoir by George W. Bush and because I'm telling you, if there is one thing you
really want to do now, if you are like me, and God I pray you're not like me,
but if there's one thing you want to do, is get a nice fire going and curl up
with a big book and relive the Bush administration." –David Letterman
The Logo For The Costa Rican Health Care System Features a Mother and Child
Republican-Shenanigans News
The senator from Massachusetts, Scott Brown, has signed a book deal and will publish his memoirs in early 2011. The book wears a jacket; the author wears a G-string.- Laugh Lines
US Chief Justice Whines
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. – U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts said Tuesday the scene at President Barack Obama's first State of the Union address was "very troubling" and that the annual speech to Congress has "degenerated into a political pep rally."
"George W.
Bush is proud of this. He says the book will be written in his own words. I was
thinking, well, that's too bad. If it was written in our words, we could
understand it." –David Letterman
Eric Massa Inspires Glenn Beck to Join the Navy By Don Davis
Rock-The-Voter News
"When I
heard this, Sarah Palin, somebody said Sarah Palin is getting a reality show. I
said 'Reality show, jeez, what about a reality check?'" –David Letterman Jeb Bush Interview: Still Lying After All These Years
Esquire: Why is Obama so popular now?
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Biz-Tech News
"As you may have heard, the House has passed a $15 billion jobs bill. That's the good news. The bad news? All those new jobs, fixing Toyotas." –Jay Leno
Money Over Safety?
A
high-ranking Toyota executive says the auto company's North American sales
spiked around 50 percent the first eight days of March
as incentives helped lure customers after a series of embarrassing safety
recalls.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Former
president George W. Bush is busy hard at work writing his memoirs down there at
his home in Texas, Rancho Inepto." –David Letterman
Liz Cheney: Samuel Adams Should Be Barred From Selling Beer By Don Davis
Go-F**k-Yourself News Papaya Tea Baggers
Researchers said Tuesday that papaya leaf extract and its tea have dramatic cancer-fighting properties against a broad range of tumors, backing a belief held in a number of folk traditions.
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Marguerite
McCreery of Portsmouth, Va., holds her Congressional Gold Medal with Rep. Bobby
Scott, D-Va., left and her grandson Coast Guard Lt. JG Bradley Clemons, on
Capitol Hill in Washington, Wednesday, March 10, 2010, during a ceremony
honoring former members of the Women Air Force Service Pilots, the first women
to fly America's military aircraft. Peace.
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