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TGIF/Weekend
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We are led by war criminals, says general
Atlanta Journal Constitution, USA - 6-20-08
By Jay Bookman | Thursday, June 19, 2008, 03:26 PM
Army Maj. Gen. Anthony Taguba led the military’s investigation into the
abuse at Abu Ghraib... |
"In a
recent interview, President Bush said that he might not be the last President
Bush if his brother, Jeb, decides to run. Yeah, when he heard this, Jeb said,
'Please stop reminding everyone we're related. Shut up!'" --Conan O'Brien

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Oily Contracts With Rice On The
Side
Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice said Thursday the US government was not involved in Iraq's
no-bid oil contracts that could see four major western oil firms start their
first commercial work there since the war began five years ago.
"The United States government
has
stayed out of the matter of awarding the Iraq oil contracts. It's a private
sector matter," Rice said in an interview on Fox news network.
"Well, a
new poll shows that less than 1 out of 4 Americans now think President Bush is
doing a good job. 1 in 4. So that means when President Bush is having dinner
with his wife and two daughters, he's the only one at the table that thinks he's
doing a good job." --Jay Leno

More Veteran Abuse
The
Veterans Affairs Department
has granted only 6 percent of health claims filed by veterans of secret Cold War
chemical and germ warfare tests conducted by the Pentagon, according to
figures obtained Thursday by The Associated Press.
Disturbing News

And Barack
Obama says that he will visit Iraq, or as John McCain still calls it,
Mesopotamia. - Jay Leno
Here's A Letter To The Editor I
Found Surfing (Tico
Times, Costa Rica)
Here's Hoping Cianchette Is Up to the Task
Dear Tico Times:
Costa Rica has just welcomed a new American ambassador. His name is Peter
Cianchette. With only seven and a half months left before the second Bush
presidency crosses the finish line and trips into history, I can only imagine
the vetting process Cianchette must have endured to secure the post.
Here's what I do know: Ambassador Cianchette is replacing Mark Langdale, a
former Texas businessman, who relinquished the embassy to head the George W.
Bush Presidential Library Foundation. Ambassador Cianchette was the state of
Maine's chairman of the 2004 Bush presidential campaign. His family is in the
construction business, and he is a partner in CHK Capital Partners, a private
investment firm. He is also the president of something called The Cianchette
Group, which is described as a public affairs management and business-consulting
firm.
He must be a very busy man, because before accepting the ambassadorship, he had
never set foot in Costa Rica.
I hope he has studied up a bit to be the United States' primary diplomatic
representative here. I wonder what his plan is to address Costa Rica's sluggish
reluctance to embrace the Central American Free-Trade Agreement with the United
States (CAFTA) and what tactful diplomacy he has in mind to assist in creating a
more trusting view of the U.S. version of “free” trade.
I am curious as to what technique he hopes to employ in the face of the ready
aid and open checkbook that has been demonstrated by the People's Republic of
China, which plans to build a new soccer stadium in downtown San José and
provides emergency assistance after storms ravage the country.
Does Mr. Cianchette realize the opportunity to establish a back channel with
Chinese diplomats through their involvement in Costa Rica ?
What preparations has he made to deal with the growing Iranian presence in the
region? What briefings has he had on Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's
$200 million loan to Nicaragua for the construction of a hydroelectric dam?
Is he aware of the larger Iran-to-Nicaragua aid package that contemplates the
construction of an assembly plant for farm equipment, delivery of 4,000
tractors, construction of milk processing plants, health clinics, thousands of
houses and, in conjunction with Venezuela, a new deep-water port on the
Caribbean ?
I am curious to know the search criteria that, when applied to the available
talent pool, resulted in Mr. Cianchette's selection. What personal history or
skill set or hidden accomplishment caused this man to stand out?
What are his plans for his short time here? Is it seen as an opportunity to
shape a meaningful contribution? Or is it just a final plum political posting in
paradise, a last hurrah for a wealthy contributor at the bottom of the list, an
under-the-radar late term slap on the back to another loyalist, the ultimate
demonstration of disdain for a longtime dependable ally or the echo of “heckuva
job, Brownie”?
I trust the Ambassador knows that Ticos are highly literate, fiercely
democratic, hard to fool, and have long memories. I hope the Ambassador enjoys
his first trip to Costa Rica.
William D. Foster
Pérez Zeledón

Republican-Shenanigans News
"President
Bush says he plans to publish a book once he leaves the White House. We have an
advanced copy here. This won't be out till January. It's 'Iraq on $100 Million a
Day.' It's a travel book." --Jay Leno
Airing The Dirty
Laundry
A former Bush
spokesman said Friday he did not think the president knew about the leak of a
CIA agent's identity, but refused to give the same assurances about Vice
President Dick Cheney.
Former Bush spokesman Scott McClellan prepares to testify before the House
Judiciary Committee Friday.
"I do not think the president had any knowledge" of the revelation of Valerie
Plame Wilson's identity, Scott McClellan said at a House Judiciary committee
hearing.
"In terms of the vice president, I do not know."

Rock-The-Voter News

Great Photo Op Idea: Obama and
Hillary Fist Bump!

Democratic presidential
hopeful Barack Obama's campaign announced Friday that he will campaign with
former rival Hillary Rodham Clinton next week, a step toward
unifying a fractured Democratic Party after a bruising primary fight.
Mortgage Loans – Senate

Practice
safe policy with Obama, McCain condoms

Biz-Tech News
Today’s Fuel-Saving Tip
EU Says Yes To Cuba,
No To US
The EU last
night scrapped five-year-old sanctions against Cuba
despite appeals
from the US to maintain a tough line against the new government.

Bush-Prison-Torture News
The White
House asked Congress for two billion for Iowa floods Wednesday. It's the worst
disaster since Katrina. There have been so many plagues during the Bush
presidency that by the end of his term he will have his own book in the Old
Testament. -Argus Hamilton

Chain
Cheney Gang
A former U.S.
military official says U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney may have known military
personnel were using torture techniques on Iraqi detainees.
Col. Lawrence Wilkerson told a House panel he thought
leadership failed "at the highest levels of the Pentagon, in the vice
president's office and perhaps even in the Oval Office," The Washington
Times reported Thursday.
“The
healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into
torturers.” - Carl Gustav Jung Swiss Psychiatrist,and Founder of the
Analytic Psychology, 1875-1961
Go-F**k-Yourself News

Now,
here’s something: anybody ever been to a place called Burger King, Burger King
restaurant? There’s a Burger King, I guess it’s in London someplace, and they’re
now offering a hamburger –- $200. Two hundred dollar hamburger at Burger King,
and I’m telling you, there’s nothing like spending $200 on an entrée and then
running right over to the ketchup pump. - David Letterman
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Odd News

People drink
wine at the unveiling ceremony of an enema syringe in a sanatorium in the
southern Russian spa town of Inozemtsevo June 18, 2008. A health spa in Russia
has unveiled a bronze monument of three cherubs carrying an enema, a design
inspired by the 15th century Renaissance painter Sandro Botticelli.
Photo/Eduard Korniyenko
Peace.
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