Wednesday edition - February 10, 2010
Stewart Takes On Palin's Hand-Scribbled Buzzwords (VIDEO)
E-mails reveal Todd Palin had big hand in Alaska politics when Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's Hand Notes: Robert Gibbs, Jimmy Kimmel And More Mock Former
Gov's Cheat Sheet (VIDEO)
Sarah Palin's black velvet jacket makes me want to paint a picture of Elvis on it.
congratulations to the world champion New Orleans Saints for winning the Super
Bowl. That's the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left
office." –Jay Leno
US troops killed in Iraq and Kuwait The Associated Press
Osama Goes Green? A Surprising Pop Quiz... ABC News (blog)
something pretty unbelievable. The only living World War I veteran, a man named
Frank Buckles, just turned 109 years old. What's even more amazing, he just
finished his fourth tour in Afghanistan." –Jay Leno
It Is All About The Oil
Attackers bombed an oil pipeline north of Baghdad, cutting production in half at a refinery in the capital, the oil ministry said Wednesday
Meanwhile, Back In Lebanon
Israeli aircraft are making daily incursions into Lebanese air space, creating a very dangerous situation, Lebanese Prime Minister Saad al-Hariri said in an interview broadcast on Wednesday.
EASTER ISLAND BLUES By John Legry
Saturday, Sarah Palin looked at notes written on her hand during a speech at the
Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Isn't that wild? Oddly enough, she was
reading, 'Hi, I'm Sarah Palin.'" –Jimmy Fallon
Sarah Palin’s also getting criticized because last week she demanded that Obama’s chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, step down because he used the word retarded. But then, Rush Limbaugh did the same thing on his radio show and that, she said, was O.K. Unfortunately, she’s been unable to respond to the criticism because she’s wearing mittens.- Jimmy Kimmel
Wonder if former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ever considered scrawling on the palms of her hands, "Pick up Playgirl Magazine?" Sarah Palin's son-in-law Levi Johnston's long discussed naked Playgirl Magazine cover was finally revealed.
Did you see Sarah Palin at the Tea Party convention on Saturday? Well, this is -- I'm starting to love her, really. She mocked President Obama for using a teleprompter and then someone noticed she had notes written on her hand. And she had the words "energy," "budget," with the word "cuts" crossed off, "tax," and "lift American spirits" written on her palm. It lifted my spirits, so -- mission accomplished, I guess.- Jimmy Kimmel
Glenn Beck's laughable attempt to illustrate the Laffer curve Media Matters for America
Republican Senator Lifts Some Holds on Obama Nominees New York Times
"It was so
cold in Washington that the new senator from Massachusetts, Scott Brown, was
actually wearing pants." –David Letterman
David Letterman's Top
Ten Things Overheard During Scott Brown's First Day In The Senate
10. "Wanna throw on some pants, Scotty?"
9. "Where's the tanning bed?"
8. "You wanna throw on a shirt now, Scotty?"
7. "Palin's accusing you of being a dope who's skating by on looks"
6. "John Edwards wants to ask if you have any interest in pretending to be a father"
5. "The Senate will now come to . . . Oh my God, he's even hunkier in person"
4. "An underpants model in the Senate — Yeah, that's what the Founding Fathers had in mind"
3. "Barney Frank wants to know if you're available"
2. "Look out! Runaway Toyota!"
1. "No, Senator, we do not want to see your 'situation'"
Barack Obama's counter-terrorism adviser hit back at lawmakers Tuesday over the
handling of the Christmas bomb plot suspect,
accusing critics of "fear-mongering."
God Is Great versus Allah Is Great
“God is great.”
So said Drew Brees, the most valuable player in last Sunday’s Super Bowl, after leading the New Orleans Saints to an upset victory over the Indianapolis Colts.
Such comments have become commonplace on American television, where athletes routinely thank God in postgame prayers and interviews.
Is this a problem? I think it is. And to see why, try to imagine if Brees had made a slightly different statement: “Allah is great.”
anything about the new senator from the great state of Massachusetts? Senator
Scott Brown. Comes out of nowhere, this guy. And he used to be, like, a go-go
boy. That's where he got his start. And then he was a nude model, and now, he's
a senator. Have you seen the guy? Terribly good-looking. He looks like one of
those guys in an adult film who would describe his work as 'tasteful.'"
The Internet has been abuzz with rumors that if you drive down Interstate 35 near the town of Wyoming, Minnesota, you'll see a billboard bearing the image of a smiling George W. Bush accompanied by the question "Miss me yet?"
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Obama also said that the key to competing with China is to improve our math and
science education. Because right now our G.D.P. is about $13 trillion and
China's is $3 trillion, which means we're still ahead by, uh — trillions."
Health Insurer Reforms Itself
US Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius on Monday called on a health insurance company to publicly explain why it raised premiums for some customers by 39 percent.
Spy versus Spy versus Spy And So On, And So On
Britain's government on Wednesday disclosed once-secret information on the treatment of a former Guantanamo Bay detainee who says he was tortured in U.S. custody, losing an extended court battle to keep the material classified....Ethiopia-born Mohamed was arrested in Pakistan in 2002 and says he was tortured there and in Morocco before being flown to Guantanamo Bay. He was released without charge last year.
The John Edwards sex tape is so wild at one point his hair even moves. - Laugh Lines
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