Gee, I would think that calling for the hanging of a Senator is not in the spirit of the U.S. Constitution the Tea Party members claim to revere. What would George Washington think?

President Obama has announced that he’s approving construction of two new nuclear reactors. And George W. Bush immediately stood up and screamed, “It’s nucular!”- David Letterman

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Officials: US strike kill Taliban leader's brother

• U.S. strike in Pakistan kills Afghan militant's son

• Pakistan will not hand Taliban suspects to US

• Saudi prince charged with London hotel murder

• US compensates Afghans for death, damage from war

• Iran's supreme leader criticizes US military moves

Toxic Water At Marine Corps Base

A North Carolina congressman said Thursday that he wants an investigation into reports that levels of a cancer-causing chemical in tap water at a Marine Corps base were downplayed and then omitted from official documents.

Democratic Rep. Brad Miller called for the probe by his House science subcommittee Thursday — a day after The Associated Press reported on new documents that indicate massive fuel leaks at Camp Lejeune and high concentrations of benzene found in a water well there in 1984.
 

Disturbing News

• Small plane crashed into tax offices in Texas

State's Rights

Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley says a federal law that defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman interferes with her state's right to regulate the institution.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• King says Obama's mojo is gone

• CPAC embraces the new Romney

• Cheney, Romney rally Republican conservatives

• Crist, McCain challengers woo conservatives

• O'Reilly Calls Out CPAC for Obama-Bashing -- Oh, Yeah, Like He Takes the High Road News Hounds (blog)

I'm Expecting A Duel Any Day Now

Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty jokingly told conservative activists Friday that they can learn a few things from Tiger Woods' wife...."Now, I think we can learn a lot about that situation," he said. "Not from Tiger but from his wife. She said, 'I've had enough.' She said, 'No more.' I think we should take a page out of her playbook and take a nine-iron and smash the window out of big government in this country. We've had enough..... Well, history is on our side. The Constitution is on our side. We're on the side of freedom. We're on the side of individual responsibility. We're on the side of free markets. We're on the side of rule of law. We're on the side of limited government. And like [Ulysses S. Grant], we fight."

"They showed the biathlon today, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as 'commuting.' " –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Mitt + Hip Hop = Violence

The fellow flier with whom Mitt Romney had a physical alteration on an airplane turns out to be a hip hop star - and he claims the 2008 GOP presidential hopeful got physical first.

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama aligns himself with Bennet, attacks gridlock

• Jailed ex-congressman skips Ohio primary run

• Online drive seeks to draft Mellencamp for Senate

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil prices up 11 percent in 2 weeks

• Premiums jump 14 percent on Medicare private plans

• Surprise Fed rate hike hurts world stocks

• Nestle makes $9.55 billion full-year profit

• Toyota's president to testify before Congress

• Chicago has openings for two good men or women

Sarah Palin Just Can't Get Along With Comediennes

The actress who lent her voice to a character with Down syndrome on a recent episode of Fox's "Family Guy" is defending the portrayal against attacks from Sarah Palin.

Andrea Fay Friedman, the actress who herself has Down syndrome, said the scene was merely meant to be sarcastic.

"I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor,"
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• MI5 investigated over fresh torture claims Times Online

The Prisoner Mess The Other Bush Made

Manuel Noriega argues that the Geneva Conventions should not be ignored, and that he and the Guantanamo detainees are POWs,

"Tiger Woods called a press conference for Friday morning. Only select journalists will be invited and no questions will be taken. Essentially, we’re going to listen to him read. Maybe he’ll announce a new batch of mistresses for 2010." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Vote Cheney!  Politico (blog)

Fred Morrison, the inventor of the Frisbee, has died. The body will lie in state on the roof of Mr. Morrison’s neighbor’s garage. - Laugh Lines

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