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TGIF/Weekend edition - June 27-29, 2008
In San Francisco, they may rename one of the city’s largest sewage works the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. What an insult. Sewage plants are in the business of cleaning up messes. – Janice Hough
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Well,
ladies and gentlemen, the big story out there continues to be the high cost of
gasoline. Four bucks a gallon. I have stopped traveling anywhere that is not
downhill. Luckily, John McCain has the solution [on screen: McCain speech in
which he says he'll give a $300 million prize to whomever can come up with a
solution to the energy crisis]. Fabulous prizes! Who says McCain's campaign has
no new ideas? They have the new idea of offering millions of dollars to people
who actually have ideas. It's just the latest example of John McCain's brave
fight to keep Americans awake while he talks" --Stephen Colbert
Bush Success?
North
Korea destroyed the most visible symbol of its nuclear weapons program Friday,
blasting apart the cooling tower at its main atomic reactor in a sign of its
commitment to stop making plutonium for atomic bombs.
Disturbing News
TGFG: Thank God For Guns. The more we have, the safer we are, right? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Another Bush Success
Afghan opium
poppy cultivation grew 17 percent last year, continuing a six-year expansion of
the country's drug trade and
increasing its share of global opium production to more than 92 percent,
according to the 2008 World Drug Report, released Thursday by the United
Nations.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"I don't
know if you know this, but John McCain now he's got a bandage on his head. Did
you see that, John McCain? The poor guy, he's got a bandage on his head. Here's
what happened. Apparently he tried to answer the iron." --David Letterman
"One of my favorites during the political season is 'Maggie's Farm,'" ... "It speaks to me as I listen to some of the political rhetoric" - Barack Obama
Obama and Hillary: Together At Long Last
Democrats
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton take the first step toward healing the wounds
of their bruising presidential nominating fight
with
a joint appearance on Friday in the symbolically named New Hampshire town of
Unity. Rock-The-Voter News
Biz-Tech News
"The
latest Bloomberg poll shows Obama has a 15-point lead over John McCain. That's a
big lead. He leads in men and in women and with young people, minorities. I
think the only place that McCain is beating Obama is in calcium deposits right
now." --Jimmy Kimmel
Bush-Prison-Torture News
McCain Gambles with Awkward Joke
"The Supreme Court has ruled that individuals have the right to carry guns...When the decision was read, it created pandemonium in the court. Justice Scalia had to fire two warning shots to settle people down. And then at the White House, just for fun, Dick Cheney went out on the lawn and peppered a buddy with some birdshot...I didn't know this, I think some of the Supreme Court justices may be gun owners. Clarence Thomas, for example, kept bragging about his weapon." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House." --President Bush, referring to White House chef Cristeta Comerford while meeting with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
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Participants
destroy refrigerators, cars and televisions with sledge-hammers during an
anti-stress session or "Destruction Therapy" before town's fiestas in Castejon,
northern Spain, June 21, 2008. The therapy was aimed at relieving stress in the
workplace and was the first time the general public had participated, the event
organizers, Stop Stress Navarra said.
Peace.
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