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Tuesday edition - May 31, 2011


 

 

 

Tiffany 1Q earnings up 25 pct, raises year view

 In another sign that the luxury sector remains strong, Tiffany & Co. said Thursday its first-quarter profit rose 25 percent on higher revenue across all regions worldwide.

 

GOP presidential contenders drift to the right

In the first presidential election since the tea party's emergence, Republican candidates are drifting rightward on a range of issues, even though more centrist stands might play well in the 2012 general election

Bachmann: GOP race can handle me and Palin
WASHINGTON - Rep. Michele Bachmann, who is considering a run for the Republican presidential nomination, says she thinks the race can accommodate both her and Sarah Palin


 

 "Glenn Beck is going to Israel? Haven't they suffered enough?" - Bill Maher

 


 


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The United States was able to find and kill Osama bin Laden because of a tip from one of his wives. When she saw a picture of his body, she said, “Now who can’t drive the car?”- Conan

 


 

  Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s Surefire Strategy to Capture the GOP Nomination

 


 


Republican Shenanigans


 

Mitt Romney’s Dog Refuses a Ride IN Sarah Palin’s Bus

 


NYC Maid Rape On The Upswing

 

 An Egyptian businessman and one-time head of a major Egyptian bank has been charged with sexually assaulting a hotel maid at a luxury New York City hotel, police said.

The arrest Monday of Mahmoud Abdel-Salam Omar came two weeks after former International Monetary Fund chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was charged with trying to rape a hotel maid at another upscale Manhattan hotel.

 


 



People say rap music is violent, but country music is very violent. The great Johnny Cash sang a song about shooting a man to watch him die and Carrie Underwood beat up her boyfriend’s car. - Craig Ferguson
 


Compassionate Cordova Politicians

 

James Ruston's house was knocked off its foundation by tornadoes that barreled through town last month and is still uninhabitable. He thought help had finally arrived when a truck pulled up to his property with a mobile home from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Then he got the call: Single-wide mobile homes, like the FEMA one, are illegal in the city of Cordova.
 


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