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TGIF/Weekend edition - May 16-18, 2008
Bush doesn't talk with terrorists but he does hold hands with misogynists.
McCain clarifies that he didn't mean 100 years in Iraq, really only 5 there. Then, 100 years total to finish invading the entire Middle East, making it a grand bastion of liberty, democracy and unlimited oil. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
One Two Punch From McBush
...McCain has shown that he
is also happy to use Nixon-style dirty campaign tactics. By charging recently
that Hamas is rooting for an Obama victory, McCain tried to use guilt by
association to suggest that Obama is weak on national security and won't stand
up to terrorist organizations, or that, as Richard Nixon might have put it,
Obama is soft on Israel.
All the President's Nazis (Real and Imagined): An Open Letter to Bush - Larisa Alexandrovna
Disturbing News Meanwhile, Back In the Dept of Ignoring Veterans Affairs
A psychologist who helps lead the post-traumatic stress disorder program at a medical facility for veterans in Texas told staff members to refrain from diagnosing PTSD because so many veterans were seeking government disability payments for the condition.
"More bad
news for Hillary. Just a few hours ago, John Edwards announced he will be
endorsing Barack Obama. Well, the rumor is that Barack Obama promised him, if
elected, he would offer him the cabinet position of Secretary of Shampoo and
Highlights." --Jay Leno
"Senator
John Edwards endorsed Barack Obama for president of the United States. Wow! Wow.
He is going to need more than two Americas to hide from Hillary Clinton. Well,
with that endorsement, I believe the Obama camp has won the support of its first
white male." --Stephen Colbert
Republican-Shenanigans News
Bush Is Afraid of Drinking Water
On a sun-baked
tour Thursday of an ancient Israeli fortress overlooking the Dead Sea, Israeli
Prime Minister Ehud Olmert took a sip of water from a silver cup, then handed it
to President Bush.
"Well,
after Hillary won the West Virginia primary, she held a campaign rally and she
said, this is a quote. 'It's not over and I will never give up.' Yeah. And she
flew off on her broom and said, 'And I'll kill your little dog, too!'" --Conan
O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
"Howard
Dean on the show tonight. Now, anybody here from Florida or Michigan? All right.
You can't be seated. You'll have to leave. I'm sorry. It's the Democrats'
ruling." --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
"And the
Energy Department said today that gas prices will peak next month at $3.75 a
gallon, which surprised a lot of people. We actually have an Energy Department?
Hey, where is it?" --Jay Leno
Monopoly Inc.
The Senate
Thursday night voted to nullify a Federal Communications Commission rule
that allows media companies to own a newspaper and a television station in the
same market.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Holy Clown’s Nose: Rumsfeld Advised Bush to Take Up Miniature Golf!
Jenna Bush's Wedding: A Comedic Tribute - About.com
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Singing Monks
Monks in Austria hailed a
"miracle" on Friday as
they released an album of Gregorian chants under the same record label as
Amy Winehouse and Eminem.
What polar bears get from new protected status
Please don't forget to donate! Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
A gosling
looks for food in front of a plastic coyote posted as a scarecrow on a lawn, in
Tewksbury, Mass., Thursday, May 15, 2008. The plastic model is designed to scare
away geese and keep them off the lawn, but appeared to have little effect on the
young bird.
Peace.
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