Tuesday edition - January 6, 2009




Gaza hospital overwhelmed by dead, wounded
International Herald Tribune, France - 1-6-09
AP GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip: Salah Samouni banged his head in grief against a wall inside the hospital morgue where the bodies of his three nephews lay on the....


Panetta says his wife will run institute if he goes to CIA
San Jose Mercury News - 1-6-09
. Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA

Obama Pitches Stimulus Package to House Republicans
Washington Post, United States - 1-6-09
.President-elect Barack Obama arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday and immediately set to work reassuring


George H.W. Bush says Jeb could be President someday. Dude. Have the common human decency to wait till the first of your progeny finishes screwing up. – Will Durst



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush



Despite repeated warnings, U.S. officials blindly foisted a Western-style democracy on Iraq, helping plunge it into sectarian bloodshed and a political morass, a former U.S.-installed prime minister said on Monday.

"I told President Bush many times. I said we should not photocopy the model of the United States" in Iraq, Iyad Allawi, selected interim prime minister in 2004 by a council hand-picked by U.S. officials, said in an interview with Reuters.



I survived 2008 and all I got for it is hope I’ll survive 2009!- Laugh Lines



Disturbing News



You might be a Wasilla Republican if....


 A drug investigator says authorities delayed the arrest of a woman tied to Gov. Sarah Palin's family until after the November election, in which Palin was the Republican vice presidential candidate, a newspaper reported.

Sherry Johnston — whose son Levi Johnston is engaged to Palin's daughter, Bristol — was arrested Dec. 18 on six felony drug counts. She is accused of selling Oxycontin, a strong prescription painkiller, and pleaded not guilty Monday.

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Republican-Shenanigans News


Democrat Al Franken was declared the winner of the Senate race in Minnesota. Republicans in the state are expected to keep contesting the election until hell freezes over or Minnesota thaws out, whichever comes first. - Laugh Lines


You might be a Wasilla Republican if....


Levi Johnston, the teenager planning to marry Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, has quit his North Slope oil field job over questions about his eligibility to participate in an electrical apprenticeship program, Johnston's father said Monday...Palin, in an interview, denied helping Levi Johnston get the job...


Rock-The-Voter News

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Biz-Tech News


Many economists predict that the retail downturn will continue, and that many stores will close in 2009. This is the result of increased unemployment, declining consumer confidence, and the fact the RNC is no longer shopping for Sarah Palin.- Laugh Lines




Bush-Prison-Torture News



Israeli conductor Daniel Barenboim and his orchestra of Arab and Israeli musicians say they are canceling performances in the Middle East this weekend because of fighting between Israel and Hamas.

Instead, they will play in the German capital.


Go-F**k-Yourself News

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Odd News



Italian researcher Gabriele Gentile holds a pink iguana, a newly-documented species that may provide evidence of species divergence far earlier than Charles Darwin's famous famous finches, in an undated photo.
Photo/Gabriele Gentile