Tuesday edition - September 8, 2009




20 Minutes With The President

Charlie Sheen/Prison Planet 9-8-09

I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20. Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the President about one of the most important events in our nation’s history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion...


Bush White House Sought to Shield Those Running Secret CIA Prisons
Washington Post - 9-8-09
A Bush administration official said the existence of the Guantanamo Bay prison affected US thinking on the treaty.

Republican president spoke to students ... in 1991
CharlotteObserver.com - 9-8-09
That time, it was a Republican president, George HW Bush. And in 1986, President Reagan conducted a question-and-answer session with students -- an event


Polls show President O approaching W in popularity — OW! - LaughLines






The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

South of the Border


U.S. director Oliver Stone fears his documentary about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a fierce critic of American foreign policy, will struggle to find a distributor at home.

"South of the Border," which had its world premiere at the Venice film festival this week, portrays Chavez as a champion of the poor, and includes interviews with the leaders of Brazil, Bolivia, Argentina, Paraguay, Ecuador and Cuba.


Labor Day. A calendaric conundrum. A day we celebrate what it is we do for a living by taking the day off from work. That is so us. – Will Durst





Disturbing News

Wearing Pants


Sudan's conviction of a woman for indecency for wearing trousers violates international law and is emblematic of wider gender discrimination in the Islamic country, the United Nations human rights office said on







Republican-Shenanigans News





Rock-The-Voter News


"Sarah Palin is making some dough. She's going around the world speaking. She's got a gig over in China. She's very excited because she thinks that China is a red state." --David Letterman



Thanks for the graphic Larry


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Biz-Tech News


"In an interview, President Obama has said that picking up his dog Bo's poop is one of the highlights of his day. The interview was published in 'The Journal of Depressing Metaphors for the State of America.'" --Conan O'Brien



Bush-Prison-Torture News


"The swine flu just is bad. And everybody's worried about it. As a matter of fact, former Vice President Dick Cheney is so concerned about swine flu that today he fried his bacon in Purell." --David Letterman




Go-F**k-Yourself News


Subject: Your health


Hello Lisa,

Just read your latest web page, I'm sorry to hear about your diagnosis. I wondered where you were the past few days. I've been following you for quite a few years and I try to contribute when I can. I will say a prayer for you and keep you in my thoughts. Keep us updated and take care.

Gretchen W

PS I sure hope this health care reform works out....I can't believe what sh*ts our politicians have been.


Thanks for writing Gretchen.


Yeah, I am living the health care nightmare.


My house is up for sale and once it sells I'll have the money for the chemo/radiation treatment. I've tried to sell it before and had no luck.


Donations from my wonderful AHNC viewers now amount to around $1200 or about 1/30 the cost of chemo/radiation treatments I'll need for 6-8 months.


At least I was able to obtain an affordable diagnosis here in Costa Rica unlike in the good old US of A.


Not only are our politicians sh*ts but so are the Americans who don't want healthcare reform for it's citizens.

I guarantee that these anti-healthcare reform people would change their tune if they were living my present medical condition.



"A new study from the University of Maryland finds that swine flu easily overtakes other strains of the flu. And you know it's bad when the bird flu is worried about the swine flu." --Jimmy Fallon







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Odd News

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Two-month-old snow leopard cub Yukichi is groomed by his mother Yuki during his first public appearance at the Tama Zoological Park in Tokyo, Japan, Friday, Sept. 4, 2009.
Photo/Itsuo Inouye





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