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Wednesday edition - June 4, 2008
"In his
new book, President Bush's former press secretary said that Bush has a lack of
inquisitiveness. Yeah. When he heard this, Bush said, 'I don't know what he's
saying, and I don't care.'" --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam So, How's the Militarization of the CIA Going?
In an interview with the Washington Post last week, CIA Director Michael Hayden claimed we're beating al-Qaeda. As Hayden put it: "Near strategic defeat of al-Qaeda in Iraq. Near strategic defeat of al-Qaeda in Saudi Arabia."
I'll defer to Hayden on
Saudi Arabia, but when it comes to Iraq, Hayden betrayed his belief in the
neo-con lie
that
Iraq was one of al-Qaeda's bases before the 2003 invasion and still is today.
Can no one drive a stake into a lie that suckered us into a war we didn't need?
"McCain's doctor said Senator McCain is decades younger than his age. But then, so is President Bush, who is, what, in his early 60s? But he has the mind of a 12-year-old." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
I Did Not Have Sex With That Man
Actress Gina Gershon is
demanding a retraction from Vanity Fair after the magazine reported "high-end
Hollywood dinner-party gossip"
that
former President Clinton "has been seen visiting" her in California.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Speaking of President Bush, yesterday -- this is true -- during a speech, President Bush said that his economic stimulus package is working, because when people use extra money to buy a machine, that creates jobs at 'the machine-making place.' Yeah. Then Bush introduced his new speech writer, a 6-year-old boy named Timmy." --Conan O'Brien
CIA Leak Update
A House committee chairman said Tuesday he is seeking more documents from the CIA leak probe because of significant disclosures to the FBI by Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff and new details about Cheney's role in the scandal in a book by a former White House press secretary.
Rock-The-Voter News Subject: to Hillary supporters
hi, Lisa,
Obama will be in limbo until he kisses and makes up with Hillary.
I agree with you, the Democrats must unite and now is the time for its new leader, Obama, to do just that, lead to unite the party.
Thanks for writing.
"And over the weekend, Barack Obama left his church. And after, he said to Hillary, 'O.K., now it's your turn to quit something.'" --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News Back in the USSR
MOSCOW, June 4 (Reuters) -
Russia's No. 2 oil firm LUKOIL said on Wednesday its net profit
more
than doubled in the first quarter to $3.16 billion, in line with analysts'
expectations, helped by strong oil prices.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Sad news from the world of fashion, famous designer Yves Saint Laurent passed away, were you aware of that? Yup. And today Hillary Clinton, out of respect, wore her pantsuit at half-mast." --David Letterman
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Odd News
One of
Spain's top recording artists, Alaska, launched a campaign against bullfighting
by presenting a poster of herself posing nude with three spears stuck in her
back. "We need to stick some little banderillas (spears used in bullfighting) in
the backs of those who think that the bull does not suffer," she said Monday in
presenting her campaign "The Naked Truth: Bullfighting is Cruel."
Peace.
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