Tuesday edition - June 16, 2009
Analysis: GOP health care word war asserts `socialism'
US to Confront, Not Board, North Korean Ships
6-16-09 - New York Daily News
Comedian David Letterman issued a full-throated mea culpa for delivering a raunchy joke at the expense of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, saying he takes "full blame" for the "bad" joke.
"They released this week four prisoners
who were previously held in Guantanamo Bay, and they've been cleared of their
charges. And listen to this: they're resettling them in Bermuda and giving them
each $100,000. In a related story, the entire population of Detroit said today
they are part of al Qaeda." --Bill Maher
Peru's prime minister said on Monday he would ask Congress to revoke two laws that aim to increase foreign investment in the Amazon rain forest after deadly clashes between police and indigenous groups.
"It's a little different over there when they have an election in Iran, because the women, they get to vote over there. Unlike our ally Saudi Arabia. But in Iran, the women get to vote and it's great, because they're already wearing the booth." --Bill Maher
Report: Less than half VA centers in study had proper training for equipment Austin American-Statesman
"This is crazy. You probably saw this. Former President George Bush Sr. celebrated his 85th birthday today by skydiving with CNN anchor Robin Meade. Fox News reported the story as, 'Liberal media pushes old man out of airplane.'" --Conan O'Brien
Subject: What happened to the weekly question?
"President Obama receives an international arrest warrant for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al for war crimes and crimes against Humanity. What should he do?"
Did anyone reply other than me? I said, "Send them over to GITMO."
My bad. I only received seven responses.
Here are the responses I received:
Hand them over to the international tribunal after they have been charged, tried, convicted and served their sentences here in the United States of America for the war crimes that they are obviously guilty of.
to answer your question of the week, Pres. Obama should immediately order the arrest and extradition of Bush et al to whatever country wants to prosecute them to the fullest extent of international law. and good riddance to them all!
keep up the great work and hope you feel better soon.
Turn them over for trial after holding them in GITMO for three years!
He would probably have to run it by Israel before he could proceed............
Easy, Have the Secret Service Arrest, Detain and then deliver the criminals to the country that served the warrant!!!
do you get government to investigate government when almost all of government
A: You don't.
Q: So how will war crimes be investigated?
A: They won't.
Q: So what do we do to get the war crimes investigated?
A: Recall them all and replace them with honest people.
Even though I only received seven responses. I'd like to continue this feature at AHNC to see if it takes hold.
Anyone have any ideas for this week's question?
Click here to email your questions
Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palinís ďOutrageĒ is Misplaced and A Little Late
10) Last September, a skit on Saturday Night Live suggested incest in the Palin family. ďWhat about the husband?Ē asked a mock Times reporter. ďYou know heís doing those daughters. I mean, come on. Itís Alaska!Ē No outrage. Sarah Palin appeared on the show one month later in late October.
John McCain Twitters news of his new US hybrid Los Angeles Times
Palin Supporters Want Letterman Fired Wall Street Journal Blogs
"Television, tonight, has finally gone
completely digital in the United States of America ... Analog TV signals are no
longer being beamed through the air, and yet monologue jokes will still be
flying over Sarah Palin's head." --Bill Maher
elections today in Iran. Apparently it's still too close to call. They say if
the vote is still close by tomorrow, there will be a runoff election next week,
and then the usual series of lawsuits from Norm Coleman." --Bill Maher
Donít Ask. Donít Tell.
Just Sign! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Obama, our nation canít wait.
Please stop ousting the folks who ainít straight.
Yes, we know your plateís full,
But Iím sorry ó thatís bull!
Sign a ďstop-loss.Ē How long can it take?
"The big digital changeover. Are you ready for this? Do you know what it means? Nah, I don't either. You gotta change over to a digital thing for your TV and everybody is getting ready down in Washington. Dick Cheney, as a matter of fact, hooked up a converter to his pacemaker." --David Letterman
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Letterman's Top Ten Questions Congress Is Receiving
About the Digital Switchover
10. If I don't switch over, is my teevee gonna 'splode?
9. Is this 'cuz of the swine flu?
8. Can I still mute "The View"?
7. Will I have to do a digital switchover for my waffle maker also?
6. Any chance this will make Letterman funny?
5. Can you help me? I swallowed my remote.
4. Uh ... is that today?
3. Can you pass a law to bring back "Gunsmoke"?
2. Does this mean Oprah can finally see me watching her?
1. Seriously, shouldn't you idiots be working on the economy?
While Newspapers Shut Down In The US, China's Newspaper Is Expanding
The ruling Chinese Communist Party's official newspaper, the People's Daily, is expanding its coverage as part of a reported multibillion-dollar drive to expand China's international media influence.
Update On The Man Who Was Waterboarded 83 Times
An al-Qaeda associate captured by the CIA and subjected to harsh interrogation techniques said his jailers later told him they had mistakenly thought he was the No. 3 man in the organization's hierarchy and a partner of Osama bin Laden, according to newly released excerpts from a 2007 hearing.
We used to burn witches alive. Most confessed while being dunked underwater. Somehow, it worked because we have not had a single witch attack in almost 300 years. - AllHatNoCattle.com
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panda cub sleeps with its 7-year-old mother Lin Hui at the Chiang Mai zoo in
Chiang Mai province, north of Bangkok June 16, 2009.
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