Tuesday edition - June 16, 2009



Analysis: GOP health care word war asserts `socialism'
The Associated Press - 6-16-09
Republican consultant Frank Luntz, who wrote a detailed strategy plan on the language of health care, suggests that Republicans use the term "Washington...


US to Confront, Not Board, North Korean Ships
New York Times - ‎6-16-09
The Obama administration will order the Navy to hail and request permission to inspect North Korean ships at sea suspected of carrying arms or nuclear technology, but will not board them by force, senior administration

David Letterman apologizes, takes 'full blame' for 'bad' joke about Sarah Palin's daughter

6-16-09 - New York Daily News

Comedian David Letterman issued a full-throated mea culpa for delivering a raunchy joke at the expense of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, saying he takes "full blame" for the "bad" joke.


"They released this week four prisoners who were previously held in Guantanamo Bay, and they've been cleared of their charges. And listen to this: they're resettling them in Bermuda and giving them each $100,000. In a related story, the entire population of Detroit said today they are part of al Qaeda." --Bill Maher



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Effective Protests?


 Peru's prime minister said on Monday he would ask Congress to revoke two laws that aim to increase foreign investment in the Amazon rain forest after deadly clashes between police and indigenous groups.



"It's a little different over there when they have an election in Iran, because the women, they get to vote over there. Unlike our ally Saudi Arabia. But in Iran, the women get to vote and it's great, because they're already wearing the booth." --Bill Maher



Disturbing News


"This is crazy. You probably saw this. Former President George Bush Sr. celebrated his 85th birthday today by skydiving with CNN anchor Robin Meade. Fox News reported the story as, 'Liberal media pushes old man out of airplane.'" --Conan O'Brien




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Subject: What happened to the weekly question?


"President Obama receives an international arrest warrant for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al for war crimes and crimes against Humanity. What should he do?"


Did anyone reply other than me? I said, "Send them over to GITMO."




My bad. I only received seven responses.


Here are the responses I received:








Even though I only received seven responses. I'd like to continue this feature at AHNC to see if it takes hold.


Anyone have any ideas for this week's question?


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Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palinís ďOutrageĒ is Misplaced and A Little Late


10) Last September, a skit on Saturday Night Live suggested incest in the Palin family. ďWhat about the husband?Ē asked a mock Times reporter. ďYou know heís doing those daughters. I mean, come on. Itís Alaska!Ē No outrage. Sarah Palin appeared on the show one month later in late October.



Republican-Shenanigans News


"Television, tonight, has finally gone completely digital in the United States of America ... Analog TV signals are no longer being beamed through the air, and yet monologue jokes will still be flying over Sarah Palin's head." --Bill Maher


Rock-The-Voter News


"They had elections today in Iran. Apparently it's still too close to call. They say if the vote is still close by tomorrow, there will be a runoff election next week, and then the usual series of lawsuits from Norm Coleman." --Bill Maher


Donít Ask. Donít Tell. Just Sign! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Obama, our nation canít wait.
Please stop ousting the folks who ainít straight.
Yes, we know your plateís full,
But Iím sorry ó thatís bull!
Sign a ďstop-loss.Ē How long can it take?









"The big digital changeover. Are you ready for this? Do you know what it means? Nah, I don't either. You gotta change over to a digital thing for your TV and everybody is getting ready down in Washington. Dick Cheney, as a matter of fact, hooked up a converter to his pacemaker." --David Letterman


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Letterman's Top Ten Questions Congress Is Receiving About the Digital Switchover

10. If I don't switch over, is my teevee gonna 'splode?
9. Is this 'cuz of the swine flu?
8. Can I still mute "The View"?
7. Will I have to do a digital switchover for my waffle maker also?
6. Any chance this will make Letterman funny?
5. Can you help me? I swallowed my remote.
4. Uh ... is that today?
3. Can you pass a law to bring back "Gunsmoke"?
2. Does this mean Oprah can finally see me watching her?
1. Seriously, shouldn't you idiots be working on the economy?




While Newspapers Shut Down In The US, China's Newspaper Is Expanding


The ruling Chinese Communist Party's official newspaper, the People's Daily, is expanding its coverage as part of a reported multibillion-dollar drive to expand China's international media influence.





Bush-Prison-Torture News

Update On The Man Who Was Waterboarded 83 Times


An al-Qaeda associate captured by the CIA and subjected to harsh interrogation techniques said his jailers later told him they had mistakenly thought he was the No. 3 man in the organization's hierarchy and a partner of Osama bin Laden, according to newly released excerpts from a 2007 hearing.





We used to burn witches alive. Most confessed while being dunked underwater. Somehow, it worked because we have not had a single witch attack in almost 300 years. - AllHatNoCattle.com


Go-F**k-Yourself News



Latest Republican Racist Email - Wonkette


What is it with Republicans sending each other racist emails? Oh, I know, they're racists.




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