"They released this week four prisoners
who were previously held in Guantanamo Bay, and they've been cleared of their
charges. And listen to this: they're resettling them in Bermuda and giving them
each $100,000. In a related story, the entire population of Detroit said today
they are part of al Qaeda." --Bill Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Effective Protests?
Peru's prime minister said on Monday he would ask Congress to revoke two laws that aim to increase foreign investment in the Amazon rain forest after deadly clashes between police and indigenous groups.
"It's a little different over there when they have an election in Iran, because the women, they get to vote over there. Unlike our ally Saudi Arabia. But in Iran, the women get to vote and it's great, because they're already wearing the booth." --Bill Maher
Disturbing News
"This is crazy. You probably saw this. Former President George Bush Sr. celebrated his 85th birthday today by skydiving with CNN anchor Robin Meade. Fox News reported the story as, 'Liberal media pushes old man out of airplane.'" --Conan O'Brien
Subject: What happened to the weekly question?
"President Obama receives an international arrest warrant for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al for war crimes and crimes against Humanity. What should he do?"
Did anyone reply other than me? I said, "Send them over to GITMO."
Ben
My bad. I only received seven responses.
Here are the responses I received:
Even though I only received seven responses. I'd like to continue this feature at AHNC to see if it takes hold.
Anyone have any ideas for this week's question?
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Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin’s “Outrage” is Misplaced and A Little Late
10) Last September, a skit on Saturday Night Live suggested incest in the Palin family. “What about the husband?” asked a mock Times reporter. “You know he’s doing those daughters. I mean, come on. It’s Alaska!” No outrage. Sarah Palin appeared on the show one month later in late October.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Television, tonight, has finally gone
completely digital in the United States of America ... Analog TV signals are no
longer being beamed through the air, and yet monologue jokes will still be
flying over Sarah Palin's head." --Bill Maher
Rock-The-Voter News
"They had
elections today in Iran. Apparently it's still too close to call. They say if
the vote is still close by tomorrow, there will be a runoff election next week,
and then the usual series of lawsuits from Norm Coleman." --Bill Maher
Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell.
Just Sign! (Limerick)
"The big digital changeover. Are you ready for this? Do you know what it means? Nah, I don't either. You gotta change over to a digital thing for your TV and everybody is getting ready down in Washington. Dick Cheney, as a matter of fact, hooked up a converter to his pacemaker." --David Letterman
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Letterman's Top Ten Questions Congress Is Receiving
About the Digital Switchover
While Newspapers Shut Down In The US, China's Newspaper Is Expanding
The ruling Chinese Communist Party's official newspaper, the People's Daily, is expanding its coverage as part of a reported multibillion-dollar drive to expand China's international media influence.
Bush-Prison-Torture News Update On The Man Who Was Waterboarded 83 Times
An al-Qaeda associate captured by the CIA and subjected to harsh interrogation techniques said his jailers later told him they had mistakenly thought he was the No. 3 man in the organization's hierarchy and a partner of Osama bin Laden, according to newly released excerpts from a 2007 hearing.
We used to burn witches alive. Most confessed while being dunked underwater. Somehow, it worked because we have not had a single witch attack in almost 300 years. - AllHatNoCattle.com
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A 20-day-old
panda cub sleeps with its 7-year-old mother Lin Hui at the Chiang Mai zoo in
Chiang Mai province, north of Bangkok June 16, 2009.
Peace.
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