Bush is never going to go away and neither is Osama, it seems.
Hey, a
little quiz for you. What is the difference between an A.I.G. executive and a
drunken Irishman? A drunken Irishman spends his own money. - Jay Leno
http://www.illustration-art.co.uk/ The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush Remember Him?
Federal prison officials are easing restrictions on American-born Taliban soldier John Walker Lindh, moves that his attorney said Wednesday will allow Lindh to tell his story for the first time. U.S. Bureau of Prisons spokesman Dean Boyd said the restrictions on Lindh, 28, will expire Friday.
Disturbing News And the Bonuses Continue
Fannie Mae, the federally
run mortgage finance giant,
plans to pay four top executives $1 million or more in retention bonuses.
"Well,
here's my favorite story of the week. I just love this story. Police in Illinois
claim that Gary Skoien, who is the former chairman of the Cook County Republican
Party, was in his children's' play room at 1:00 a.m. in the morning with two
hookers, when his wife walks in, catches him and the wife beats him up with a
toy guitar. And she's like a superstar. In fact, women in the neighborhood now
call her Guitar Hero." --Jay Leno
http://www.republican-elephant.com/index.html
Republican-Shenanigans News
"The
Republicans are on board in this, too. Iowa Senator Charles Grassley told AIG
executives -- this is what he actually said -- he said they should either quit
or commit suicide. But I think that's plain wrong. I mean, why give them the
option of quitting?" --Jay Leno Duke versus Obama
Duke basketball
coach Mike Krzyzewski isn't thrilled his team got snubbed by the leader of the
free world.
Rock-The-Voter News
Attorney General Eric Holder
signaled a change on medical marijuana policy Wednesday, saying federal agents
will target marijuana distributors
only when they violate both federal and state law. Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
Legal Decision On Bonuses
A New York state judge on Wednesday ordered Bank of America Corp. to disclose information about bonuses given to employees at Merrill Lynch & Co. just before the bank bought the brokerage company.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Oh, a little health scare for former Vice President Dick Cheney's wife, Lynne Cheney. She was hospitalized briefly after fainting at home. She's apparently okay. But here's kind of a funny thing that happened. The paramedics arrived, and out of habit they started giving C.P.R. to Dick." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
They had a big St. Patty’s Day party at the White House with corned beef and cabbage, green beer — the whole thing. It’s an important part of Obama’s "everybody get drunk and forget about the economy" policy. - Jimmy Kimmel
Subject: Your Google Revenues
Hi, Lisa. Just read this
on your site today:
Thanks, Ellie.
I don't understand why my Google revenues dropped so, I have about the same amount of viewers.
I'm trying to keep my head above water. A retention bonus would really help me now!
Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
A photo from the expedition group Adventure Ecology shows an artist's impression of the completed plastic sailboat "Plastiki" at Pier 31 in San Francisco, California. The Plastiki is a 60-foot (18-meter) sailing catamaran currently under construction that will feature a hull constructed from approximately 12,000 recycled plastic bottles and will sail 11,000 miles from San Francisco to Sydney, Australia when completed, according to the organization. Photo/ Adventure Ecology
Peace.
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