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TGIF/Weekend edition - June 13-15, 2008
"President Bush gave a big speech today in Europe. He says he regrets giving the false impression that he is not a man of peace. But see, that's the problem. You start one or two little wars, and right away, oh everybody jumps to conclusions." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"President
Bush is in Europe right now, on a tour of Germany, Italy, France, England, and
several other countries that hate him. While he's gone, don't worry, America
safe and sound in the more competent hands of Barney, the White House terrier."
--Jimmy Kimmel Meanwhile, Back In Pakistan
President Bush's national security adviser said Thursday that U.S. officials "have not been able to corroborate" claims by Pakistani officials that a U.S. skirmish with militants along the Afghan-Pakistani border killed 11 Pakistani troops.
Disturbing News McBrain Fart Moment
Obama used McCain’s recent
comment on the Today Show to paint McCain as out of touch to troops and their
families’ burdens – but also out of touch with the economic impact of the war in
Iraq.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"According
to the Washington Post, Barack Obama and actress Scarlett Johansson are email
buddies. Apparently they email each other back and forth. So, you've got a
23-year-old gorgeous, blonde actress emailing a married presidential candidate.
Well, what could go wrong there, huh?" --Jay Leno
"Not to be outdone today, John McCain admitted he had been exchanging flirty emails with Angela Lansbury. And there's talk of Rue McClanahan." --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Biz-Tech News
Tomato Blockade
U.S. buyers spooked by a salmonella outbreak are blocking shipments of Mexican tomatoes at the U.S. border as reports come in that the bacteria has poisoned over 200 people in 23 states, Mexico's agriculture minister said on Thursday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Sore Loser
"The nation will live to regret what the court has done today," Justice Antonin Scalia wrote in a dissent, warning that the ruling "will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed."
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Big thanks to Jay from S. Dakota! Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Click here to e-mail a comment Odd News
A male weedy
sea dragon carries eggs on his tail at the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta,
Thursday, June 11, 2008. For only the third time ever in a U.S. aquarium, one of
the endangered creatures is pregnant.
Happy Father's Day!
Peace.
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