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"What can you say about Palin and Bachmann that hasn't already been said
about Leopold and Loeb? They're like the Lucy and Ethel of the lunatic fringe."
-- Joy Behar

Wonder what was for dessert at the strip club where the GOP spent $2,000? I'm thinking Sugar, Honey and Candy.- Will Durst
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• NATO aircraft crashes in Afghanistan, killing 4

• Israeli PM calls off trip to nuclear conference

• Iran unveils more advanced centrifuge machines

• US to close book on diplomat's airline bomb scare

• Canadians back ruling party, oppose Afghan mission

• Obama says Karzai must remain 'critical partner'

• Taliban release video of captured US soldier

• Kyrgyz president accused of looting

After declaring April, Confederacy History Month, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell condemned slavery. Wow. What next; cancer is bad?- Will Durst
 

Frank Nails Newt

Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank, known for his unabashed bluntness, took aim at conservative radio and TV hosts Thursday night and said the foundation for today's often ruthless partisanship in Washington stems from the leadership of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.

Disturbing News

• Smoke, fear of fire push rescuers from W.Va. mine

• Growing number of threats target federal lawmakers

I love Easter. When Christ comes out of the cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts. Play Ball!- Will Durst
 

I Bet This Angry Guy Has This Poster Of Sarah Palin On His Wall That He "Got Off One Of The Internets"

"Just lock and unload, boys!"

The man charged with threatening House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was so livid over the health care overhaul that he made at least 48 calls to her offices and homes, leading the Democrat to fear that her family might be in danger, federal prosecutors said Thursday.

Gregory Lee Giusti, 48, of San Francisco cried and looked disheveled...
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Tea Party target Stupak won't seek re-election

• North Carolina GOP leader calls for Steele's resignation

People were standing in line around the block all weekend to get an iPad. Out in Arizona, John McCain was waiting in line for an I.B.M. Selectric. - David Letterman

The Alaskan Annie Oakley Takes Pot Shots, Wows Crowd

 In a high profile address before thousands of conservative activists at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference Friday, Sarah Palin attacked the Obama administration for its energy policy, mocked the media and liberals for suggesting she is inciting violence and hit back at the president's criticism of her knowledge on nuclear issues.
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Gallup: Dems at a new low

• Census Bureau concerned about head count problems

• It's official: Justice Stevens retiring

• Michigan's Dem. Rep. Stupak announces retirement

Doh!

Virginia's proclamation of Confederate History Month without any reference to slavery was unacceptable, President Obama said in an interview broadcast Friday.

 Michelle Obama held a town hall meeting on C-SPAN to answer questions from kids about her anti-obesity campaign. The most popular question from kids was, “Why are you doing this to us, lady?”- Jimmy Fallon

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil up above $86 on signs of stronger US economy

• 33 states out of money for the jobless

• China passenger car sales up 63 pct in Mar.

• U.S. probes risk of brake failure in 6 million GM trucks

• Winemaker Constellation Brands posts 4Q loss

• Ex-Fannie Mae execs try to defend track record

• Oprah Winfrey plans nighttime show on her network

• Nielsen: Overnight Masters ratings up 50 percent

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's A Heckler

Tiger Woods got some help with a heckler Friday when the feds grounded a plane that had been towing taunting banners over the Masters tournament.

Reduced To Hitchhiking

The price for American astronauts to hitch a ride on a Russian spaceship is going sky high.

NASA on Tuesday signed a contract to pay $55.8 million per astronaut for six Americans to fly into space on Russian Soyuz capsules in 2013 and 2014. NASA needs to get rides on Russian rockets to the International Space Station because it plans to retire the space shuttle fleet later this year.
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• George Bush, Dick Cheney 'knew Guantanamo Bay prisoners were innocent': report

If home-schooled children do not show academic progress, will their mommas be fired?
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Liz Cheney calls Obama's health care push arrogant
  The Associated Press

Inch by inch, step by step, AHNC is closing in on the finish line

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