President Obama is proposing a new national healthcare plan that’s both inexpensive and accessible. He’s calling it Have Your Surgery In Mexico.- Jimmy Fallon

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4,311 AP

• Officials: Clashes in Pakistan tribal area kill 23 AP

• Egypt praises Obama as welcome change from Bush AP

• Iraqi official: 3 of 5 US contractors freed AP

• Controversial Video Game Mimics One of the Deadliest Battles in Iraq ABC News

"In Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in a tight race. This guy is everywhere trying to drum up support. On Sunday, he was on the Iranian talk show, 'Eliminate the Press.'" --David Letterman

Disturbing News

• Suspect in museum shooting was on anti-hate groups' radar USA Today

• Fleeing car hits Philly crowd, killing 3 children AP

A pastor in Kentucky is asking parishioners to bring their guns to church to help celebrate the Fourth of July and the Second Amendment. The church loves the idea. Donations have gone up 500% since they started passing the collection plate at gunpoint.- Jimmy Fallon
 

Morning Joe thinks Jon Stewart is short - SeattlePI

Republican-Shenanigans News

• GOP: Did Bush team force BofA merger?

• Top Republican rips Democrats for Sotomayor 'rush'

• Republicans Say They Were Sidelined, and Do Not Support a ... ABC News

• Sarah Palin attacks David Letterman over 'sexually-perverted' joke New York Daily News

Glenn Beck Blames Obama for Museum Shootout

Glenn Beck and two of his guests argued that Adolph Hitler and the Nazi Party were "leftwing"; that "political correctness" led the committed white supremacist, James Von Brunn, to shoot a security guard at the Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC; and that ultimately President Barack Obama is the one responsible for the violence because his "bailouts" and "Socialistic" policies are engendering widespread anger.

God does not have a birth certificate and neither does Obama. - Rush Limbaugh, Domestic Terrorist

Rock-The-Voter News

• Wright: 'Them Jews' won't let Obama talk to me CNN

• Ill. gov's wife disappointed in husband's friends

Challengers to Sarah Palin

Former Republican state Rep. Ralph Samuels is considering a challenge of Gov. Sarah Palin in next year's election, and Valdez Republican Rep. John Harris says he plans to run for governor if Palin doesn't.

"I am Stephen Colbert, and I am reporting for duty. Folks, right off the top, I want to thank the USO for bringing me and my show to our brave men and women in uniform in Baghdad, Iraq. Thank you so much. I have to say, this place is great. I've always loved the beach, but I hate the ocean, so this is perfect!" --Stephen Colbert
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil price hits 2009 peak above $72

• Investigators say Fed threatened bank CEO AP

• Report blames petroleum industry for 25% of toxic pollutants AFP

• U.S. seniors hunt jobs as retirement hopes fade Reuters

• Most dangerous search terms on the Internet  CNN

Bank Bailout Turns Out to Have Been Good Business for US

When Congress passed the $700 billion Wall Street bailout package last fall, critics said it'd be a money loser. But when 10 banks returned $68 billion of the money on Tuesday, President Barack Obama said the government had realized a small profit.

Did it really?

Hey, yesterday, Hezbollah was defeated in the Lebanese elections. That’s right. Hezbollah was defeated… so now they have no choice but to merge with Fiat.- David Letterman

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• China demands US send Guantanamo Uighurs back Reuters

• Gitmo suicide had been prisoners' representative The Associated Press

• Professor claims DoD inflates Gitmo recidivism The Associated Press

• The CIA's secret history of psychological torture Salon

40th Anniversary of the Loss of Rivet Amber June 5, 1969 - June 5, 2009

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• South Carolina Gov. Sanford on Why Cheney Needs to Defer to New ... ABC News

 Turn Down The Volume

Congress soon might mute screaming TV-ad announcers who press viewers to "buy now!" — if broadcasters don't beat the lawmakers to the volume button.

Under a proposal to be taken up Thursday, the Federal Communications Commission would squelch ad volumes to the average decibels of the TV show during which they appear.
 

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Odd News

• Joan Rivers calls Kate Gosselin a dumb b*tch Examiner.com

• Conan O'Brien's 'Tonight Show' slips in ratings Los Angeles Times

• Venezuela bans Coke Zero, cites "danger to health" Reuters

• Swearing TV chef rebuked Reuters

• Chimp bites off Berlin Zoo director's finger Reuters

To Help You Deflate Photo

A handout photo shows "La Patera" (The Raft) a 2002 pastel on paper depicts the body of a 1950s U.S. sedan supported by a profusion of black male legs. The Cuban art market is showing signs of vitality as the economic recession weakens demand for works from elsewhere in Latin America, collectors said. A Cuban painting was the top seller in May's Latin American art auctions in New York. American collectors of Asian art are now snapping up Cuban contemporary works and Cuban art galleries are also springing up. Photo/The Farber Collection

Peace.
 

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