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TGIF/Weekend edition - December 12-14, 2008
I wonder if Bush will issue pre-emptive pardons for Rumsfeld and Cheney?
"This week, the White House sent out a memo listing President Bush's successes and accomplishments. Actually, it's not so much a memo as it is a Post-it note." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Mentally Ill Hair
Blagojevich's glossy locks -- perfectly sculpted in rain or snow -- may be an indication of a sickness beneath his scalp, said one local psychologist.
Blagojevich says he'll step down just as soon as Bush does. - Grant Gerver
Bush Continues To Live Up To His Reputation As An Assholio
The White House
has turned down a request from the family of President-elect Barack Obama to
move into Blair House in early January so that his daughters can start school on
Jan. 5.
Disturbing News Throw The Bum Out
The movement to impeach Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is picking up steam almost by the hour, with voters and lawmakers alike demanding his ouster as the scandal-plagued politician boldly hangs on to power.
"Don't you
love watching congressmen lecture auto executives on how to run their business?
I mean, you got people that put us a trillion dollars in debt lecturing people
who put us a billion dollars in debt." --Jay Leno Ads by Google
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Barack Obama said that he will not smoke cigarettes while he's in the Oval Office. He's kind of a closet smoker. So, he said he wouldn't smoke. And President Bush actually defended him today. President Bush said he smokes a cigar on rare occasions. He says it helps him think. Apparently it's a very rare occasion." --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
"But Joe the plumber actually did have praise for McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin. He called her the real deal. That's great, I'm glad they got along. And they're perfect for each other, in a way. In fact, they're actually starring in a new movie together. I don't know if you've heard, it's called 'Dumb and Plumber.'" --Jimmy Kimmel
Sen. Hillary Rodham
Clinton would make about $4,700 less as secretary of state than her predecessor,
Condoleezza Rice. Congress late Wednesday lowered the salary for the nation's
top diplomat
to keep Clinton's nomination from running afoul of the Constitution.
"And
President Bush talked about his religious believes on ABC's 'Nightline' the
other night. When the host asked Bush if he was a literalist when it came to the
bible, Bush said, no, no, he's actually a Methodist." --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
David Letterman's Top Ten Messages
Left on Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Biden Gets A Puppy
Malia and Sasha Obama
apparently aren’t the only ones who were promised a puppy if they stuck it out
through the presidential election.
"Now,
perhaps the toughest thing for Governor Blagojevich is that today, December 10,
is his birthday. ... First, indicted Senator Ted Stevens loses the Alaska
election recount on his birthday. And now this. In fact, Hallmark has come up
with a new category of cards birthdays/federal indictments. I've got one right
here. 'Hey, you're not over the hill, you're in federal custody!' Big sellers."
--Stephen Colbert Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dumb and Dumber
George W. Bush's
presidential library domain name has been retrieved after a Web developing
company accidentally let it expire — and it apparently came at a high price.
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Odd News
This photo
provided by CMG Worldwide shows Bettie Page. Page, the 1950s
secretary-turned-model whose controversial photographs in skimpy attire or none
at all helped set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution, died Thursday. She
was 85.
I hope you have a peaceful weekend.
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