Thursday edition - October 19, 2006

|
Bush visits conservative Southern state, omits appearances with Congressmen
|
|
McCain jokes about suicide if Democrats win Senate |
Bush Buys Land in Northern
Paraguay |
Gee, and Jenna Bush is in Paraguay with UNICEF.
President
Bush signed a law Tuesday giving him power to declare any American an enemy
combatant without rights. Word spread fast. That night at the Comedy Store, all
the comics could talk about was what a great job President Bush is doing. --
Argus Hamilton, comedian

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Military and civilian deaths in Iraq Reuters AlertNet, UK
Suicide bomber, clashes kill 20 in Iraq's Mosul Washington Post
Bush compares Iraq to Vietnam
"We're not
going to tell you what our plan is, Jon, because you're just going to go out and
blow it." --Sen. Conrad Burns (R-MT), on the secret plan he and President
Bush have to win the Iraq war, in a debate with his Democratic challenger, John
Tester
Sis BOOM Bah
Go ahead and get ready for some football this weekend, federal officials say, waving off an Internet threat that dirty bombs would be exploded at several NFL stadiums.
Keith Olbermanns comment on the Death of Habeas Corpus - YouTube.com

Disturbing News
"The
former Republican congressman sent suggestive e-mails to underage pages since as
far back 2000, but he was caught, he resigned and he went into rehab. They got
up him hooked up to a steady drip of Tiger Beat magazines and he's doing great."--Stephen
Colbert
Republican Shenanigans
A senator fights to shed his ‘macaca' moment
Republicans uncover campaign playbook of Senate Democrats Contra Costa Times, CA
House staff was bullied to support contractor
Donor groups 'disgraceful,' McCain says DesMoinesRegister.com, IA
Bush Escapes from Washington
President Bush took a day off from the politics of national security Wednesday
and went on a Southern charm offensive that included time
with children, NASCAR drivers, devoted Republicans and sweet tea.
North
Korea conducted a nuclear test, and the blast was so small that many scientists
are saying it was a dud. Apparently, the nuclear bomb didn't work well because
it was made in Korea. -- Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Atty. general says GOP campaign linked to intimidating letter San Francisco Chronicle
Bush campaigns for two endangered Republicans KXAN-TV, TX
Hundreds of absentee ballots missing pages Sun-Sentinel.com, FL
Harris vows to sell own home
YouTube could curse or benefit candidates Bradenton Herald
Evangelicals Lobby Bush On Sudan Crisis Guardian Unlimited
Drip, Drip, Drip
A former House clerk faces investigators today in possibly the most important testimony yet on how GOP leaders dealt with allegations about ex-Rep. Mark Foley's behavior toward pages. That includes their secret handling last fall of a complaint to a congressman who testified Wednesday.
Biz/Tech News
OPEC considers cutting oil output to halt drop in prices International Herald Tribune
FBI director wants ISPs to track users
Yoko Ono Sues EMI, Subsidiary for $10M Washington Post
Yeah, you
just stay the corpse, George. You'll show them, you big Texas mountain-biker
badass. -- www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Gitmo terror suspect sends kin a message San Jose Mercury News, USA
Senior Abu Ghraib interrogator was worried about inexperience ...
"With so many politicians being taken
down by sex scandals this year, I tip my hat to Wisconsin Secretary of State
candidate Sandy Sullivan who has written a book detailing her sexual exploits
with multiple members of the Green Bay Packers during the team's heyday in the
1960s. It is so refreshing to see a candidate whose closet has been so
thoroughly cleaned out." --Stephen Colbert

A worn and weary President pines for the good ol' days when his main mission was just to execute as many Texans as possible. -- www.seriouskidding.com
Go-F***-Yourself News
US active in Pakistan terror ops: Cheney Times of India
US Mail: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Father angry at Madonna's critics BBC News
Fla. boater stabbed in chest by stingray

The head a 380 million year old Devonian fish fossil named Gogonasus, protrudes from a rock. This fossil has filled a gap in understanding how fish evolved into the first land animals, Australian scientists say. The fossil was unveiled at the Melbourne Museum Thursday and will remain on display for a month. Photo/Melbourne Museum
Peace.