TGIF/Weekend  edition - February 24-26, 2006


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FBI blasts Guantanamo interrogators
Houston Chronicle, United States - 2-24-06
Military interrogators posing as FBI agents at the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, wrapped terrorism suspects in an Israeli flag and forced them to watch homosexual pornography under strobe lights during interrogation sessions that lasted as long as 18 hours, according to one of a batch of FBI memos released Thursday.


Sept. 11 Report Ties Bin Laden to UAE
Houston Chronicle - 2-24-06
The United States raised concerns with the United Arab Emirates seven years ago about possible ties between officials in that country and Osama bin Laden, according to a section of the Sept.

W Dubai-ing time
New York Daily News, NY - 2-24-06
The White House indicated yesterday it is willing to delay the Dubai port deal, hoping the extra time will allow tempers to cool and the deal to go through.

Their yin is biting their yang. Bad karma caught up with Cheney and his gun.  Bush better avoid bikes and pretzels.



"We're turning our ports over to the Arabs. We can't even turn Iraq over to the Arabs.-- Jay Leno


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


"A firm owned by Dubai's government has purchased the rights to operate sea ports in six major American cities. A move the White House approved without telling Congress. Even worse, everyone found out about the sale from that Texas quail hunt rancher lady." --Jon Stewart





Hey Condi, What About U.S. Sovereignty of U.S. Ports?

"You need a presidency that looks forward, not back — and that defends Lebanese sovereignty," Rice told journalists traveling with her to Lebanon



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Disturbing News


Blogger bares Rumsfeld's post 9/11 orders


Hours after a commercial plane struck the Pentagon on September 11 2001 the US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, was issuing rapid orders to his aides to look for evidence of Iraqi involvement, according to notes taken by one of them.



“It’s not physically possible for me to have done all the things I’ve been accused of doing!”-- Jeff Gannon, male escort turned White House reporter turned blogger





Republican Shenanigans



"Who better to manage a seaport than people who live in the desert?" --Jay Leno



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Difference In Daughters


When President Bush and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh meet in New Delhi next week, there is one subject they might skirt — their daughters.

Ahead of the Bush visit, the conservative Wall Street Journal has raked up the activities of Dr Singh’s daughter Amrit, a New York-based lawyer with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) who has been fingering the US administration on the issue of treatment of prisoners in Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib.





Rock-The-Voter News




Katherine Harris


"As Florida's Secretary of State during the hotly-contested 2000 Presidential election recount, I was thrust into the national spotlight for five grueling weeks," she wrote prospective donors.

"To this very day there are angry liberals … who still cannot deal with the fact that their candidate lost. ... I am still being blamed for President Bush's victory."



Stupid Is As Stupid Does




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Good News


"George Bush now wants to end our dependency on foreign oil. Nice to see him nippin' that in the bud." --David Letterman



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Biz/Tech News



"People are always saying we can't find bin Laden. You know where I think he is? I think he's working in the basement of the White House.” -- Jay Leno


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Subject: Google "I'm feeling lucky"


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complete failure
my pet goat
worst ever

brian, charlotte. nc


Thanks Brian.  It seems Bush's Dept of Vocabulary Adjustment can't fool Google!



Bush-Prison-Torture News





“And President Bush has been talking about Medicare and Social Security a lot lately. He even gave a toll free number last week. 1-800-Medicare. That's the number. 1-800-Medicare. Now, if you want to find out how much Social Security money will be available to you by the time you retire, you call 1-800-You're[bleep]. Okay?” -- Jay Leno






What If Bill Clinton Went Hunting And Shot His Friend?



Go-F***-Yourself News



Quail Hunting School





"I would love the president and first lady to attend, but they're going to have to pay full admission and sit with everyone else. No comps. I expect I will be invited to the White House, to advise the president. I would so like to help erase that look of cosmic bewilderment on his face." -- Dame Edna, comedienne


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Odd News





Pinto, an accomplished painter for a Yucatan miniature pig, gets his snout into an original work of art Thursday, Feb. 23, 2006, at Brookfield Zoo in Brookfield, Ill. Using a selection of primary colors (non-toxic paint), Pinto mixes them in innovative ways (hooves, snout, objects and sometimes food items) to create his one-off masterpieces which will be on display during National Pig Day, Wednesday, March 1, at the zoo. (Photo/M. Spencer Green)