TGIF/Weekend edition - February 24-26, 2006
"We're turning our ports over to the Arabs. We can't even turn Iraq over to the Arabs.-- Jay Leno
"A firm owned by Dubai's government has purchased the rights to operate sea ports in six major American cities. A move the White House approved without telling Congress. Even worse, everyone found out about the sale from that Texas quail hunt rancher lady." --Jon Stewart
Hey Condi, What About U.S. Sovereignty of U.S. Ports?
Blogger bares Rumsfeld's post 9/11 orders
Hours after a commercial plane struck the Pentagon on September 11 2001 the US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, was issuing rapid orders to his aides to look for evidence of Iraqi involvement, according to notes taken by one of them.
“It’s not physically possible for me to have done all the things I’ve been accused of doing!”-- Jeff Gannon, male escort turned White House reporter turned blogger
"Who better to manage a seaport than people who live in the desert?" --Jay Leno
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Difference In Daughters
When President Bush and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh meet in New Delhi
next week, there is one subject they might skirt — their daughters.
"As Florida's Secretary of State during the hotly-contested 2000
Presidential election recount, I was thrust into the national spotlight
for five grueling weeks," she wrote prospective donors.
"George Bush now wants to end our dependency on foreign oil. Nice to see him nippin' that in the bud." --David Letterman
"People are always saying we can't find bin Laden. You know where I think he is? I think he's working in the basement of the White House.” -- Jay Leno
Subject: Google "I'm feeling lucky"
a few more for ya:
Thanks Brian. It seems Bush's Dept of Vocabulary Adjustment can't fool Google!
“And President Bush has been talking about Medicare and Social Security a lot lately. He even gave a toll free number last week. 1-800-Medicare. That's the number. 1-800-Medicare. Now, if you want to find out how much Social Security money will be available to you by the time you retire, you call 1-800-You're[bleep]. Okay?” -- Jay Leno
"I would love the president and first lady to attend, but they're going to have to pay full admission and sit with everyone else. No comps. I expect I will be invited to the White House, to advise the president. I would so like to help erase that look of cosmic bewilderment on his face." -- Dame Edna, comedienne
I hope you had a good time today. Have a great weekend!
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Pinto, an accomplished painter for a Yucatan miniature pig, gets his snout into an original work of art Thursday, Feb. 23, 2006, at Brookfield Zoo in Brookfield, Ill. Using a selection of primary colors (non-toxic paint), Pinto mixes them in innovative ways (hooves, snout, objects and sometimes food items) to create his one-off masterpieces which will be on display during National Pig Day, Wednesday, March 1, at the zoo. (Photo/M. Spencer Green)