Wednesday edition - July 21, 2010
A top Republican National Committee official is accusing Chairman Michael Steele of failing to report more than $7 million in debt to the Federal Election Commission to make its cash haul look healthier ahead of this year’s crucial midterm elections.
The CIA hired one of its most experienced
spies out of retirement to run the nation's far-flung intelligence
network, the agency said Wednesday.
President Barack Obama aims to usher in a new era of consumer protections and banking restrictions Wednesday, checking off another legislative victory just before election-year politics overtakes the rest of his major agenda.
I smell a setup with Michael Steele. The Republican Party should just have a sign hanging over their door saying
GOP: Grand Old Patricians
countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling, the wedding of
the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married. Bill and Hillary are
thrilled; they say they don't care who the groom is as long as it's not Levi
Johnston.- Jay Leno
They want to build a mosque near the site of the World Trade Center. If you put a mosque there, there’s no way terrorists will blow it up. If I was in charge, I would put a mosque on top of every building in America.- Jimmy Kimmel
The Big Bang Theory
China could raise the number of missiles aimed at Taiwan to 1,900 by the end of the year despite warming ties between the former bitter rivals, according to the island's deputy defence minister.
On The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck called Kathy Griffin "scum" for joking on her Bravo show My Life On The D-List last week that Sen. Scott Brown "has two daughters that are prostitutes."...On Twitter last night, Griffin continued her comments about Brown, writing, "haha Scott Brown is the Spencer Pratt of the Senate" and adding, "I'm lovin all the publicity."
Republicans Are Having A Harder And Harder Time Hiding That Pesky Racism
The mayor of an upstate New York village resigned Tuesday because he was secretly recorded using a racial slur that mocked President Barack Obama's campaign slogan.
Conservative Confuses Democrats
The woman at the center of a racially tinged firestorm involving the Obama administration and the NAACP said Wednesday she doesn't know if she'd return to her job at the Agriculture Department, even if asked....A conservative website posted video of Sherrod's remarks, causing a furor
Thirty-seven percent of those surveyed said they intend to vote for a Republican in the next presidential election, compared with 27 percent who said they plan to vote for Obama.
David Letterman: Top Ten
Things Overheard on President Obama's Vacation:
10."Please, Mr. President, don't throw your butts in the pool"
9 "Sorry, sir, your iPhone has no reception"
8."Crap, is that an oil slick?"
7."Nothing boosts a sagging approval rating like a vacation!"
6."Ewww, it's Senator Scott Brown" (videotape of nude guy on beach)
5."Any interest in pardoning Lindsay Lohan?"
4."Sure is nice to get a break from all that golfing"
3."There's nothing like a romantic stroll on the beach with your wife and 30-man Secret Service detail"
2."Do I have to go back?"
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Future In-Laws From Hell
Bristol Palin has told Us Weekly that her mom, Sarah, "doesn't really approve" of her and Levi Johnston's engagement. Bristol said, "My mom is not 100 percent backing us up right now," and that, "People are more worried for me than excited for me."
A woman in a hot air
balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
A little known fact....
The first testicular guard, the "Cup",
was used in Hockey in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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This handout illustration image created by
Australia's Electro Optic Systems (EOS) aerospace company shows a view of the
Earth from geostationary height depicting swarms of space debris. An Australian
company said on July 20, 2010 that it had developed a laser tracking system that
will stop chunks of space debris colliding with spacecraft and satellites in the
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