May 7 2003 Wednesday
May 8 2003
For his dramatic jet landing on an aircraft carrier last
week, George Bush wore a flight suit and a helmet and had to take underwater
survival training in the White House swimming pool.
Explanation for Bush's Carrier Landing Altered
By Dana Milbank - Washington Post Staff Writer
President Bush chose to make a jet landing on an aircraft carrier last week even after he was told he could easily reach the ship by helicopter, the White House said yesterday, changing the explanation it gave for Bush's "Top Gun" style event.
Today's cartoon was inspired by Bush breaking the world record for extravagant photo-ops using the military as his backdrop.
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Bush and Them
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"During an address from the aircraft carrier, the USS Lincoln, President Bush declared the war in Iraq a success saying no terrorist network will gain weapons of mass destruction from the Iraqi regime because it turns out they didn't have any." óJimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
Enjoyed your site -- Bush is a purposeless man, but I have great faith in his cowardice.
That may be his downfall.
Thank you. Remember when Shrub told us he was going to take crime out of the
streets. He did.
A couple of pictures for your site if you want. They might be funnier run side by side. Thanks a million for your site!